Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

when the egg runs...when the babe feeds...when my dick is saaaad...I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feeel sooooo

fuck. hides my man card

*holds out hand and coughs*

 

[UnquietDreams]

@UnquietDreams & @Bbl87

I mean... this isn't an ampic thread after all

Trust us, we won't mind at all!

 

[morelikeasong]

I didn't think you could be more perfect.

Sizzle sizzle

 

[UnquietDreams]

But they did get a reaction?

"But you have heard of me."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sizzle sizzle

No one compare these to boobs. I’d prefer not to have that discussion regularly for the next year.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Potato tits? I'm picturing mashed potatoes smeared across tits?? Am I doing this wrong?

No. No, you are not.

I can bring the gravy, as it were ...

 

[SWR101]

Sizzle sizzle

Two equally hot, sexy, and desirable things there

 

[Qky75]

No. No, you are not.

I can bring the gravy, as it were ...

....as it were. ☠☠☠

 

[BrendaBear]

....as it were. ☠☠☠

Your emojis are broken.

 

[Qky75]

Your emojis are broken.

I'm not just another one of your easy boys honey

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have no clue what is happening in here.. but am suddenly craving mashed potatoes and gravy.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I have no clue what is happening in here.. but am suddenly craving mashed potatoes and gravy.

Handing you a bowl of the very best homemade mashed potatoes with turkey sage gravy

buckle up, Friend!

 

[37_ttej]

Potato tits? I'm picturing mashed potatoes smeared across tits?? Am I doing this wrong?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

those are the best potato tits I've EVER seen in my life!!!

 

[37_ttej]

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Hmm, reread the thread. I see they’re supposed to be mashed.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Starts petition to @crazychemgirl to temporarily rename thread to “Tits & ‘Tatoes”*

 

[SWR101]

*Starts petition to @crazychemgirl to temporarily rename thread to “Tits & ‘Tatoes”*

I think you’ll have wide support at the moment

 

[dawn_of_night]

I wonder how my life had been different if I made different choices. Life changing choices. If I had just forwarded that email to 10 other people...

 

[Qky75]

I think you’ll have wide support at the moment

literallydejafuckingVOUS

 

[Mrtenant]

Hmm, reread the thread. I see they’re supposed to be mashed.

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I wanna put my cock in that

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wanna put my cock in that

I clicked....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I would like to bring this to the table Sir's and Madam's ....

 

[37_ttej]

I would like to bring this to the table Sir's and Madam's ....

Mash with white sauce?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mash with white sauce?

Cube steaks, gravy, mashed and peas...

 

[lavendersilk]