Sex & Shenanigans

Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.
Fairly sure this is how most Disney films are made up.
 
As much as I love love loved Toys ‘R’ Us, I have to say Borders. The world needs more of the intelligence, imagination and empathy that comes with reading books.

Do not underestimate me
…because you can find multiple things to complain about?


Well, I can't unsee that! Thanks a fucking lot.
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I think years ago my wife and I went in April (I think) I know we went to Royal Ascot. Is that when they run it?
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Yes, I prefer Irish, and a good American rye. I love my "e."
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I was just sitting here contemplating going and buying a bottle of Irish Whiskey. 🥰 🥰 🥰
 
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