Sex & Shenanigans

[Sarge9mm]

The best usernames that reference firearms are the ones where the reference is only obvious to other users who use get the reference. That way it’s fun.

9mm is probably the most common average caliber. So from that perspective you’re right since most of the dudes here consider themselves in the 45-50 caliber range.

But in reality we most of us are just… 9mm.

Last name is Sargent carried 9mm all over Iraq and Afghanistan

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can we just … not?

 

[Sarge9mm]

I just thought easy name. Now I'll show other things when. Asked

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just thought easy name. Now I'll show other things when. Asked

Like your total lack of self awareness?


We’ve already seen it.


Thanks.

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck …. the SUPER hot red flags in Suicide Squad is overwhelming

 

[LostHorizon]

I just thought easy name. Now I'll show other things when. Asked

Last name is Sargent carried 9mm all over Iraq and Afghanistan

It’s a fine username. I’ve seen some real bad ones. This is just the hazing.

Serving in Iraq and Afghanistan gets you a pass in my book.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also … the new joker movie was pretty good … even when Gaga is supposed to look like trash she still looks insanely gorgeous

 

[Sarge9mm]

It’s a fine username. I’ve seen some real bad ones. This is just the hazing.

Serving in Iraq and Afghanistan gets you a pass in my book.

Thanks. It is different

 

[LostHorizon]

Also … the new joker movie was pretty good … even when Gaga is supposed to look like trash she still looks insanely gorgeous

I don’t know about insanely. That’s just crazy

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t know about insanely. That’s just crazy

@Bry1313 … where’s the dad joke jar gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I turned the haptics on my phone keyboard for when I type …. It’s oddly satisfying

 

[crazychemgirl]

This fucking soundtrack was fucking FIRE too … god damnit.

 

[BrendaBear]

I turned the haptics on my phone keyboard for when I type …. It’s oddly satisfying

That is funny you mention that, because I was reviewing my setting yesterday, and saw that and almost turned it on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is funny you mention that, because I was reviewing my setting yesterday, and saw that and almost turned it on.

I initially had it turned off cuz I didn’t like but I think it’s growing on me.

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t know about insanely. That’s just crazy

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LostHorizon]

The bizarre thing here is I wasn’t even trying to make a joke.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just putting this in here to piss off @OrdinaryPerson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Just putting this in here to piss off @OrdinaryPerson

Uhm actually, time dilation is undefined if you’re traveling AT c. This is more like .995c if my mental math is right. Which it’s probably not.

 

[Qky75]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Just putting this in here to piss off @OrdinaryPerson

Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode like that? Where a young male astronaut came back to an old girlfriend on earth?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode like that? Where a young male astronaut came back to an old girlfriend on earth?

"'39," by Queen is about that as well.

"Oh, so many years have gone though I'm older but a year
Your mother's eyes, from your eyes, cry to me"

 

[Bry1313]

Ours went back last week and my circadian rhythm still woke me up at 4.30am on Saturday morning this week

I’m more likely to stay awake until 4:30 than wake up at 4:30. @Wand3rlust gets this

 

[TXRafe]

I’m more likely to stay awake until 4:30 than wake up at 4:30. @Wand3rlust gets this

ditto