Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Ahhhh but this is the same government agency that immediately after saying hello you've called the VA says if you are experiencing suicidal thoughts please press 1 now.

Personally, I think it would be more informative if they asked "are we causing you to have suicidal thoughts?"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ahhhh but this is the same government agency that immediately after saying hello you've called the VA says if you are experiencing suicidal thoughts please press 1 now.

Sounds like someone that enjoys the same banger of a hold music soundtrack as I do!

 

[Qky75]

I had the best conversation just now with the surgeon I work with:

Dr.: put "Bob" on for this Tuesday. Here's his information.

Me: on it sir.

One moment later...

Dr.: Scratch that. It appears Bob expired (died) an hour ago.

Me: so I'm removing the appointment, thank you sir.

Another moment later....

Dr.: Actually that was false. That was the patient above Bob.

Me: Bob is alive?

Dr. Yes. Bob is alive.

Me: I'll call and congratulate him sir.