Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I’ll be honest for a split second I thought that was Darth Vader and was like…that’s a terrible Darth Maul…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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You always did take after dad.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ll be honest for a split second I thought that was Darth Vader and was like…that’s a terrible Darth Maul…

A terrible version of Darth Maul like in The Phantom Menace?

Animated Maul kicked ass...

 

[LostHorizon]

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Well damn.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The Beekeeper? Are they just running out of nouns? I'm getting serious "Rob Schneider is... a banana!" vibes off of this.
Anyone seen it? I love me some Statham, but, come on.

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I loved this movie! They explain the title in the movie and it makes sense.

Wait... really? Jason Statham vs an evil call center?

One of my friends loved it. He was going to host it for Discord movie night, but that was the week VUDU switched over to Fandango at Home and we had to learn how to jump through their DRM hoops so he could stream from there…and then newer, shiny movies came out by then…

Accurate
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I like mine that way! Set the little fucker on fire and blow it out like a candle!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who wants to go drunk-shopping with me?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Who wants to go drunk-shopping with me?

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Omg. Can we go everyday?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Omg. Can we go everyday?

Sure! We’ll have to rotate locations so we don’t risk cleaning out the Lego, skincare and random-yet-oddly-specific kitchen junk of one store night after night though!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who wants to go drunk-shopping with me?

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I still need this! Jerks cancelled my order! Which means it’s in some employees eBay store.

 

[BrendaBear]

Who wants to go drunk-shopping with me?

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OMG! I can only imagine waking up the next day, and finding all kinds of weird shit I bought, all over the living room.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

OMG! I can only imagine waking up the next day, and finding all kinds of weird shit I bought, all over the living room.

The next day unboxing ritual would be the best part! Like “what the fuck kind of produce does this thing slice?! Oooh chocolate mochi…”

 

[MandaPandaa]

Sure! We’ll have to rotate locations so we don’t risk cleaning out the Lego, skincare and random-yet-oddly-specific kitchen junk of one store night after night though!

Mine would be skin care, makeup, and haircare. Perfume. Alllllll the bath bombs. Shoes. Clothes, too. I'd go bankrupt. But it would be so much fun!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I still need this! Jerks cancelled my order! Which means it’s in some employees eBay store.

We will run over jerk’s toe with our red shopping carts and blame it on the alcohol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Who wants to go drunk-shopping with me?

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My favorite thing to do is go to Target with a girlfriend in early December... Baileys in our to-go coffee mugs from home and randomly walk the aisles for stocking stuffers. Literally my favorite day of the year!

 

[MandaPandaa]

We will run over jerk’s toe with our red shopping carts and blame it on the alcohol

I'm not blaming on anything but the jerks being jerks. If I get in trouble I'll just flash my boobs and run away.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mine would be skin care, makeup, and haircare. Perfume. Alllllll the bath bombs. Shoes. Clothes, too. I'd go bankrupt. But it would be so much fun!

OMFG purses! I need them in all different shapes, sizes, colors, pocket configurations and materials.

 

[BrendaBear]

We will run over jerk’s toe with our red shopping carts and blame it on the alcohol

OMG… drunken women, raiding a Target with shopping carts… we could totally sell that on video.

The giggling alone would make so much money,

 

[drobert44]

OMG… drunken women, raiding a Target with shopping carts… we could totally sell that on video.

The giggling alone would make so much money,

Hilarious, Walmart even better!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We will run over jerk’s toe with our red shopping carts and blame it on the alcohol

Thanks Kitty!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My favorite thing to do is go to Target with a girlfriend in early December... Baileys in our to-go coffee mugs from home and randomly walk the aisles for stocking stuffers. Literally my favorite day of the year!

That does sound fun! Stocking stuffer candy would not last 24 days here though

I'm not blaming on anything but the jerks being jerks. If I get in trouble I'll just flash my boobs and run away.

Mandynoooooo! Your boobs are too good for jerks! I’m sure every guy here would let you run over their toe with a shopping cart in exchange for a flash and still think he got the better end of the bargain

 

[BrendaBear]

Thanks Kitty!

Um… power to the pussy?

*giggling away*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

OMG… drunken women, raiding a Target with shopping carts… we could totally sell that on video.

The giggling alone would make so much money,

This is shaping up to be even better than the fabled Lit Burger King Meetup!

 

[MandaPandaa]

Mandynoooooo! Your boobs are too good for jerks! I’m sure every guy here would let you run over their toe with a shopping cart in exchange for a flash and still think he got the better end of the bargain

Pretty sure every guy here has seen them without me running over their toe... Man. I really need to think bigger.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pretty sure every guy here has seen them without me running over their toe... Man. I really need to think bigger.

Hear me out…the Macy’s Parade is coming up…..

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hear me out…the Macy’s Parade is coming up…..

Experts are forecasting a 1000% increase in thankfulness if that happens this year!