Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 thoughts?

Pain is not my bag baby

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I kind of like that one a lot

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pain is not my bag baby

"Alright, Mr. Monkey, here's your book, Pain is My Bag Baby, written by @SalaciousMonkey22. Sign here, please. "

 

[TS_Woody]

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Seems like this is more of a plug ?? Thoughts @Indie

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

"Alright, Mr. Monkey, here's your book, Pain is My Bag Baby, written by @SalaciousMonkey22. Sign here, please. "

No, that’s Swedish Penile enlargement which totally IS my bag!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Seems like this is more of a plug ?? Thoughts @Indie

Not everything goes in the butt. No matter how attractive you might find it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not everything goes in the butt. No matter how attractive you might find it.

"Alright, Mr. Monkey, we have your copy of Yes, Everything Goes in the Butt, No Matter How Uncomfortable You Might Find It, also authored by @SalaciousMonkey22."

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

"Alright, Mr. Monkey, we have your copy of Yes, Everything Goes in the Butt, No Matter How Uncomfortable You Might Find It, also authored by @SalaciousMonkey22."

Even cheese????

 

[UnquietDreams]

Even cheese????

Butt of course!

 

[BrendaBear]

Amazing how often this thread makes laugh and cringe all at the same time.

 

[Thebrowneye]

I've heard the sequel is a good read too...'How to remove various objects from the butt including cheese.'

its a great coffee table book

 

[TS_Woody]

Not everything goes in the butt. No matter how attractive you might find it.

Is that a challenge?

 

[Thebrowneye]

Yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Even cheese????

No cheese just makes sure nothing comes out of the butt. Its natures intestinal spackle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that a challenge?

You do you!

 

[__Nathan1968]

No blame, keep that going.

Late to the game here, but I could contribute:

 

[azz_vt]

I'm in pediatrics right now...

The names

I have people close to me who are primary school teachers…. They ALL have lists of names that are a hard no for their own children.
And then they have the other list of names that are I/ creative I/.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Wriggle]

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Baked as a circle because of kneading.
Boxes are easier to plan and make as a square.
A pizza is divided into convenient edible sector.

Women are kneady, easy and convenient?

 

[morelikeasong]

Including scalloped

 

[SWR101]

This thread is getting close to turning into that Seinfeld Episode where George ends up associating food with sex so closely he gets aroused eating