Sex & Shenanigans

I stopped at the store today because we needed eggs. And wine. We always need eggs and wine.

Special on eggs, so I bought two 24 packs. I also got 12 bottles of wine, a twelve pack of beer, six Red Bull winter editions for drinking at work, and a lemon and a lime.

The bagger, probably 16, looks at my stuff and says “having a big party?”

I gave a deadpan look and replied “no, I just eat a lot of eggs.”

Kids…
 
I stopped at the store today because we needed eggs. And wine. We always need eggs and wine.

Special on eggs, so I bought two 24 packs. I also got 12 bottles of wine, a twelve pack of beer, six Red Bull winter editions for drinking at work, and a lemon and a lime.

The bagger, probably 16, looks at my stuff and says “having a big party?”

I gave a deadpan look and replied “no, I just eat a lot of eggs.”

Kids…
I thought we were having a breakfast party at your house tomorrow... was I mistaken????
*removes address from Google Maps*
 
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