Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Is this better or worse than dipping a grilled cheese sandwich in chocolate milk?

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Yeah, that's a Colombian thing, it's not that bad

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I just read this as “cum” - then I realized this is probably about GOING somewhere… oops

 

[Indie]

I finally understand the good girl thing now

It can be had to understand for a girl like you, honey.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I just read this as “cum” - then I realized this is probably about GOING somewhere… oops

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Yeah … the equivalent phrase would’ve been … I love hearing “Cum for me baby” rather than “Did you cum yet?”

Put that on a TShirt!!

 

[SWR101]

It probably is …

I feel like I may have encountered a man with a ticklish taint before.

This may be TMI, but I’m ticklish down there in certain moods.

 

[BrendaBear]

This may be TMI, but I’m ticklish down there in certain moods.

Show me…

 

[Qky75]

This may be TMI, but I’m ticklish down there in certain moods.

My eyes were open and read that by accident and now i can never get that innocence back.

 

[SWR101]

Show me…

I can’t really tickle myself…

 

[Sammysub07]

Speaking of bad
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[Sammysub07]

https://voca.ro/14UjkWSxHQxp

Girl! Fuck. Me. Where does the line start? Sign a girl up!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just read this as “cum” - then I realized this is probably about GOING somewhere… oops

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But … you can only cum if you are given permission to do so …


If you’re a good girl.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yeah, that's a Colombian thing, it's not that bad

I love food and will try just about anything.

But this started either as an accident or a dare.

 

[SWR101]

But … you can only cum if you are given permission to do so …


If you’re a good girl.

Dammit, CCG…

 

[BrendaBear]

Girl! Fuck. Me. Where does the line start? Sign a girl up!

Right???

 

[Sammysub07]

Right???

Absolutely!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

I just read this as “cum” - then I realized this is probably about GOING somewhere… oops

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It might be about GOING somewhere. I always thought it was interesting that when talking about cumming in the past tense we use “came” same as when talking about coming.

Also if using talk to text cum is written as come.

So context really does matter here. Too many variables.

 

[Sammysub07]

I just read this as “cum” - then I realized this is probably about GOING somewhere… oops

Ummm the meme was wrong you were right..you read that right!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dammit, CCG…

What???

 

[SherlockianMan]

But … you can only cum if you are given permission to do so …


If you’re a good girl.

Welp...I came at an awkward time!

In the thread that is

 

[SWR101]

What???

You and your sexy dommy mommy voice

See:

Always, a constant state of confused, terrified boner

 

[crazychemgirl]

You and your sexy dommy mommy voice

See:

You’re welcome.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Welp...I came at an awkward time!

In the thread that is

Happens to me all the time.

It can be awkward, but you aren't alone.

I can help.

What you want to do is just start saying random stuff that adds absolutely 0.0Grams of use to the room flow.

Just jump in and paddle upstream.

Say off-the-wall, bizzaro, left-field, full-on perve stuff and keep saying it until you have all the cats herded to the center of the room.

Then bow and exit stage left.
Like a sexual samurai.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Tonight’s a vegetarian ramen.

 

[MissLabelled]

https://voca.ro/14UjkWSxHQxp

Upon request:

https://voca.ro/1geU8VFP7qg1

An alternate:

https://voca.ro/1dFrziokcHPr

HOLY FUCK!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Holy shit!!!! Y'all - this is legit at Target!