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Shiska8487

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Ok thanks for the help with the lingerie question. Now moving on to sex toys. We just have so many yet I always want more. Bigger, dirtier, more powerful, more painful. It sad that my husband an I have had so set a budget for our yearly sex toy spending. With all that now comes the issue of kiddos. How do you hide them. I know I found my parents and they were just plain. If my kids found our stash 😱!! Any Ideas??
 
If the collection is that big then might be difficult to hide, depending how tall they are could you just put out of reach above wardrobe in a dark box.
 
We have actually been thinking about getting a large gun safe for our closet. Here is just a sample then the sex swing, fucking machine, and 3 more carry on suitcases. May have to purge a little.
Oh, My! Can I come over to play?
 
Ok thanks for the help with the lingerie question. Now moving on to sex toys. We just have so many yet I always want more. Bigger, dirtier, more powerful, more painful. It sad that my husband an I have had so set a budget for our yearly sex toy spending. With all that now comes the issue of kiddos. How do you hide them. I know I found my parents and they were just plain. If my kids found our stash 😱!! Any Ideas??
Your post sounds like us. For about 4 years we spent far too much on toys and had to eventually put a cap on it. You can very easily spend a lot on the latest trend and then find you go back to your old faithfuls. In our case the palm Power wand, black glass dildo and my Aneros Helix. Not much of a market for second hand toys. ;)

We have used one of our spare rooms into a play / sex room and have a shelving system for all of our toys with the chargers in each slot to make sure they are fully charged. The room stays permanently locked.

Before we had the room I used an old airline pilot case which had a lock on it and kept that in my office.
 
I don’t hide them. I mean, I have a place where I put them away, natch, but it’s unsecured.

I expect my kid to not get in there. If he does, lesson 1 would be about privacy and lesson 2 would be about how we don’t pretend sex is secret and dirty. Lesson 2.5 would be about appropriateness when talking to other people, but we aren’t going to “protect” him from anything by locking up and hiding shit.
 
We just had ours in a drawer with a lock in it. That and we taught our kids to say out of our stuff.
 
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We just had owners in a drawer with a lock in it. That and we taught our kids to say out of our stuff.
Take the bottom drawer of your dresser out and if there’s no bottom there should be enough room to stash your valuables, put the drawer back in and your secret should be safe
 
Ok thanks for the help with the lingerie question. Now moving on to sex toys. We just have so many yet I always want more. Bigger, dirtier, more powerful, more painful. It sad that my husband an I have had so set a budget for our yearly sex toy spending. With all that now comes the issue of kiddos. How do you hide them. I know I found my parents and they were just plain. If my kids found our stash 😱!! Any Ideas??
Box high on a shelf, or lock them.
I would LOVE to see your arrangement of toys,
i found my moms too
 
Box high on a shelf, or lock them.
I would LOVE to see your arrangement of toys,
i found my moms too
A picture was included at first, but must have been taken down. My first reply made a lot more sense before it was removed. It's a pretty impressive collection.
 
Take the bottom drawer of your dresser out and if there’s no bottom there should be enough room to stash your valuables, put the drawer back in and your secret should be safe
Ours doesn’t go to the floor, so it would be like hiding them under the nightstand.
 
Ok thanks for the help with the lingerie question. Now moving on to sex toys. We just have so many yet I always want more. Bigger, dirtier, more powerful, more painful. It sad that my husband an I have had so set a budget for our yearly sex toy spending. With all that now comes the issue of kiddos. How do you hide them. I know I found my parents and they were just plain. If my kids found our stash 😱!! Any Ideas??
Lock box or possibly a 'saferoom'!!!
 
Ok thanks for the help with the lingerie question. Now moving on to sex toys. We just have so many yet I always want more. Bigger, dirtier, more powerful, more painful. It sad that my husband an I have had so set a budget for our yearly sex toy spending. With all that now comes the issue of kiddos. How do you hide them. I know I found my parents and they were just plain. If my kids found our stash 😱!! Any Ideas??
We keep our stuff in a box in a overhead cabinet in our bedroom. It's only our stuff in this cabinet so they have no reason to look there.
And we keep small items like bullet vibe, butt plug or G-spot vibe in my bedside drawer for easy access.
 
Ok thanks for the help with the lingerie question. Now moving on to sex toys. We just have so many yet I always want more. Bigger, dirtier, more powerful, more painful. It sad that my husband an I have had so set a budget for our yearly sex toy spending. With all that now comes the issue of kiddos. How do you hide them. I know I found my parents and they were just plain. If my kids found our stash 😱!! Any Ideas??
We keep ours in the same safe as we keep our guns
 
I don’t hide them. I mean, I have a place where I put them away, natch, but it’s unsecured.

I expect my kid to not get in there. If he does, lesson 1 would be about privacy and lesson 2 would be about how we don’t pretend sex is secret and dirty. Lesson 2.5 would be about appropriateness when talking to other people, but we aren’t going to “protect” him from anything by locking up and hiding shit.
Agreed. And i know my daughter found mine under my bed.

We got her back. She had to move with no notice. While packing her livingroom, I picked up a box with a vibrator in it.
Original packaging, still had the cord wrapped and the plastic sleeve. Obviously never used.

Silly girl. A new toy doesnt stay new in my hands. Clearly my baby was switched at birth. LOL
 
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