LIDiver
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wait a minute, youāre the one I dated in high school!!!Actually, reading yours is why I decided to post it here.
Sexual Mishaps
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lil_jenni
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Nope, not me. I didn't 'date' until my fourth year of college, when I met he who would become Hubby. I was a hook up only girl until then. And if I had hooked up with you, I would have swallowed... Unless I sneezed.
LIDiver
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or I made you laugh so hard that cum came out your nose.
Nope, not me. I didn't 'date' until my fourth year of college, when I met he who would become Hubby. I was a hook up only girl until then. And if I had hooked up with you, I would have swallowed... Unless I sneezed.
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live4thebj
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This ridiculously hot chick was riding me and riding me hard. She was sliding my cock out so much I was scared she would break it literally. I grabbed her by the waist and flipped her over and took control. Close call on that one.
This other I was fucking this woman on my bed which was nothing more than a mattress on the floor. I fucked her so hard she slid off the bed landing on her shoulders with me still in her. She said loudly pile drive that pussy. So I did.
This wasnāt the first time my exwife and I were doing anal. Like usual I was going in slowly then lost my footing and slid all the way in in one shot. She screamed in pain and said why did you do that?
This mom I was seeing we were a very sexual couple. At some point we started to get into choking. Well this was the last time I did it because I choked her so long she passed out. Thought I almost killed her so I slapped her face and she woke up. Close call.
It was my day to have my daughter to sleep over. Normally I wouldnāt have a woman in the place but I was horny and dating this girl in her 20ās and I was in my 30ās. She was very sexual and loved sucking cock. Well we were on our side with my back to the door and she was sucking away and then the door opens and my kid walks in. Told her to go to her room and I would be right in there. I calmed my daughter down and the girl left after finishing what she started. Several days later her mother brings up my daughter said she walked in on me kissing a girl. I told her mother she was using her mouth but wasnāt kissing. My daughters mother laughed.
This other I was fucking this woman on my bed which was nothing more than a mattress on the floor. I fucked her so hard she slid off the bed landing on her shoulders with me still in her. She said loudly pile drive that pussy. So I did.
This wasnāt the first time my exwife and I were doing anal. Like usual I was going in slowly then lost my footing and slid all the way in in one shot. She screamed in pain and said why did you do that?
This mom I was seeing we were a very sexual couple. At some point we started to get into choking. Well this was the last time I did it because I choked her so long she passed out. Thought I almost killed her so I slapped her face and she woke up. Close call.
It was my day to have my daughter to sleep over. Normally I wouldnāt have a woman in the place but I was horny and dating this girl in her 20ās and I was in my 30ās. She was very sexual and loved sucking cock. Well we were on our side with my back to the door and she was sucking away and then the door opens and my kid walks in. Told her to go to her room and I would be right in there. I calmed my daughter down and the girl left after finishing what she started. Several days later her mother brings up my daughter said she walked in on me kissing a girl. I told her mother she was using her mouth but wasnāt kissing. My daughters mother laughed.
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ZfrkS62
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Total "American Pie" moment.
I had been flirting and texting with this freshly divorced woman several years older than me. She was open about her likes and interests. We hadn't gone beyond talking at this point.
We went to see a movie, I think it was the first Wolverine movie for the "way back machine" context. On our way there she got a little gropey, which I returned the favor.
Our seats were almost in the back, in a largely empty theater ( first showing in a weekday) and there was a group of 4 that decided to sit kind of in front of us. These are probably the same kind of people that will park next to a lone car on the far end of an empty parking lot.
She hadn't told me she had a public kink, so I was a little shocked when she unzipped my pants. I figured she'd just stroke it, but no. She straight pulls it out and leans over to blow me. I was so unprepared and shocked that she was doing this, that I surprised both of us and instantly blew my load before she could even get her mouth to it. Luckily we had grabbed popcorn first so there was a handful of napkins I was able to grab before it got all over my pants. Neither of us could believe it happened.
And yes, we disposed of the napkins ourselves
I had been flirting and texting with this freshly divorced woman several years older than me. She was open about her likes and interests. We hadn't gone beyond talking at this point.
We went to see a movie, I think it was the first Wolverine movie for the "way back machine" context. On our way there she got a little gropey, which I returned the favor.
Our seats were almost in the back, in a largely empty theater ( first showing in a weekday) and there was a group of 4 that decided to sit kind of in front of us. These are probably the same kind of people that will park next to a lone car on the far end of an empty parking lot.
She hadn't told me she had a public kink, so I was a little shocked when she unzipped my pants. I figured she'd just stroke it, but no. She straight pulls it out and leans over to blow me. I was so unprepared and shocked that she was doing this, that I surprised both of us and instantly blew my load before she could even get her mouth to it. Luckily we had grabbed popcorn first so there was a handful of napkins I was able to grab before it got all over my pants. Neither of us could believe it happened.
And yes, we disposed of the napkins ourselves
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I wrote about this some years ago.
I, as well as a young lady and some of my Buds had ditched our obligations in the educational world and had taken up train riding for the day at a secluded swimming hole. My second turn came around and all was going well...We had already fucked on a Blanket, the Hood of a car ...the Trunk or Boot to our English members also the back seat.
Then I went stupid.
Have you ever been fucked swinging off a rope and dropping into the water? I asked, still giving her long slow strokes.
No. Let's try it she says!
It was about a ten foot off the low cliff into the cold ass water.
I grabbed the rope...
She wrapped her legs around me...BLAST OFF!
I thought I had ripped my DICK out by the roots!
My God that HURT!
I almost drown before I reached the bank!
She said she had never been rammed that hard.
I believed her!
Never ever Fuck swinging off a rope!
I, as well as a young lady and some of my Buds had ditched our obligations in the educational world and had taken up train riding for the day at a secluded swimming hole. My second turn came around and all was going well...We had already fucked on a Blanket, the Hood of a car ...the Trunk or Boot to our English members also the back seat.
Then I went stupid.
Have you ever been fucked swinging off a rope and dropping into the water? I asked, still giving her long slow strokes.
No. Let's try it she says!
It was about a ten foot off the low cliff into the cold ass water.
I grabbed the rope...
She wrapped her legs around me...BLAST OFF!
I thought I had ripped my DICK out by the roots!
My God that HURT!
I almost drown before I reached the bank!
She said she had never been rammed that hard.
I believed her!
Never ever Fuck swinging off a rope!
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Weirdnessome
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Met up with girl from online and started getting into it and I pulled my fingers put and went to lick them and she smelled so bad that I didn't not lick it or couldn't get hard
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LOL!
Paddydrack
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When i started dating my gf i asked her ? āHow do you feel about peeāin?ā (I have an irish accent) She thought i said pain. She said she loved a bit of pain. So anyway we were in a lovely hotel with a walk in shower. Soaping each other up and getting off. I had a nice chubby hard dick which she was working well with her hands. I thought well this the perfect time for a bit if peein. I let rip with a big forceful piss all over her tummy and pussy! She screamed! āWhat the fuck Are you doing?ā I said you told me you were into peeāin! She said i am but why are you pissing on me. It took a while but we had a good laugh about it. Now we stick the pain. Usually hair pulling or spanking. Either way shes a great catch.
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I have described this one before, but it's worth mentioning again. Several years ago the wife and I were at at swinger club. We swapped with another couple, and while the the other wife was riding me I came. The other husband and my wife were still going at it (my wife later said it was one of the best fucks she ever received at that club). Well, the other wife was still horny. She continued rocking back and forth on my crotch, putting her nipples in my mouth and otherwise continuing to keep the sex going. I can generally go more than once in a night, but not without a bit of recovery time. She wasn't in the mood to wait. She continued trying to work me, but I got soft inside her.
The other husband and my wife finally finished. They caught their breath, and then stood up. The other wife stood up reluctantly, took a step, and then stopped. She reached between her legs, and pulled my condom out of her pussy. "You forgot something" she said as she threw it to the floor.
The other husband and my wife finally finished. They caught their breath, and then stood up. The other wife stood up reluctantly, took a step, and then stopped. She reached between her legs, and pulled my condom out of her pussy. "You forgot something" she said as she threw it to the floor.
LIDiver
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That is CLASSIC. Great she was able to laugh it off.
Mostlyherefortheporn
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Girlfriend and I ended up having sex on the stairs of her townhouse (inside, of course). First couple positions were very exciting, but we soon found ourselves doing standing doggystyle while perched somewhat precariously at the top of one stairwell, facing the bottom. In hindsight, the difficulty we had getting into position and getting everything to line up properly should have been a clue but we were youngish and horny and the whole idea was pretty hot to both of us, soā¦.
Stairwell was narrow so gf had her hands on both walls for balance. I was pounding her very cute butt rather energetically when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw one of her hands flailing in the air. As I remember it, I had just pulled almost all the way out, paused for a sec, then āpunchedā my way back in with a quick, hard stroke. This time, though, her body seemed to be falling forward, away from me, I thrust into her, but somehow fell out of her at the same time. It was a rather confusing, disconcerting feeling - not that I had time to ponder it since I was falling down the steps too less than a second later.
We cleared about six steps then bounced down six or seven more and landed in a heap in the foyer. Fortunately, neither of us was seriously hurt. Our pride was bruised at least as much as any other body part. GF sprained her ankle and jammed a finger and I walked around kinda gingerly for several days later. Not sure what we would have done if we had been seriously injured. We were alone on the place and our cell phones were in our pants - which we had kicked off at the top of the steps. Lol, we were worried our trousers would end up around our ankles and weād trip over them.
Sex was a non-issue for the rest of the night but we did do oral the next morning and some careful missionary the next evening. We did eventually try the stairs again - this time without the pratfall.
Stairwell was narrow so gf had her hands on both walls for balance. I was pounding her very cute butt rather energetically when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw one of her hands flailing in the air. As I remember it, I had just pulled almost all the way out, paused for a sec, then āpunchedā my way back in with a quick, hard stroke. This time, though, her body seemed to be falling forward, away from me, I thrust into her, but somehow fell out of her at the same time. It was a rather confusing, disconcerting feeling - not that I had time to ponder it since I was falling down the steps too less than a second later.
We cleared about six steps then bounced down six or seven more and landed in a heap in the foyer. Fortunately, neither of us was seriously hurt. Our pride was bruised at least as much as any other body part. GF sprained her ankle and jammed a finger and I walked around kinda gingerly for several days later. Not sure what we would have done if we had been seriously injured. We were alone on the place and our cell phones were in our pants - which we had kicked off at the top of the steps. Lol, we were worried our trousers would end up around our ankles and weād trip over them.
Sex was a non-issue for the rest of the night but we did do oral the next morning and some careful missionary the next evening. We did eventually try the stairs again - this time without the pratfall.
Wonderer67
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This morning my wife said she was going to give me a nice long handjob and teasing session today. She told me last night she was going to tie or restrain me to a chair and tease the hell out of me.
I took the day off cuz I had to go all the way into NYC to take my mom to a doctors appt.
I ended up running late for NYC, so not a lot of time and no chair or restraints so she just hand jobbed me in bed.
It rarely happens, but Iāve been stressed w work and worrying about NYC trafficā¦ I had a tough time getting an erection (it occasionally happens) but my wife played me like an instrument and got me hard. All good, right??
Backstory: our cat caught a mouse a few days ago and we could not get it - my wife is hand jobbing me, Iām a bit stressed and annoyed abt it taking so long to get hardā¦
And then the cat starts going to town chasing the mouse - in our bedroom of course. I hear the cat scrambling, the mouse making little squeaking noises.
My wife ABSOLUTELY lost her shit, jumped on the bedā¦It is my job to get dead and maimed mice out of the houseā¦ sexual and household power dynamics I guessā¦
At least we finally trapped the mouse and I got it out of the house.
I took the day off cuz I had to go all the way into NYC to take my mom to a doctors appt.
I ended up running late for NYC, so not a lot of time and no chair or restraints so she just hand jobbed me in bed.
It rarely happens, but Iāve been stressed w work and worrying about NYC trafficā¦ I had a tough time getting an erection (it occasionally happens) but my wife played me like an instrument and got me hard. All good, right??
Backstory: our cat caught a mouse a few days ago and we could not get it - my wife is hand jobbing me, Iām a bit stressed and annoyed abt it taking so long to get hardā¦
And then the cat starts going to town chasing the mouse - in our bedroom of course. I hear the cat scrambling, the mouse making little squeaking noises.
My wife ABSOLUTELY lost her shit, jumped on the bedā¦It is my job to get dead and maimed mice out of the houseā¦ sexual and household power dynamics I guessā¦
At least we finally trapped the mouse and I got it out of the house.
