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SexyBlonde2015

You certainly know how to brighten my day.


sexyblonde2015 said:
Good morning!

Hope you all had a good weekend and feel energized! Thank you for all your wonderful comments!

Todger...yep, there is a bra. It's the only way I have cleavage! lol seriously...the girls need foam to give them lift!

We had a fun afternoon yesterday. One of our favorite special occasion restaurants hosted an afternoon "Meet the new Executive Chef". They had samplings of some of the new foods he's bringing to the restaurant. So yummy! My two favorite were pulled pork fettuccine and the veal spinach ravioli. The ravioli pasta was green as it was made with spinach. That had a Gorgonzola cream sauce over it. omg....amazing!

He has a very interesting and sad background. Both he and his brother were fire fighters in NYC. Yes, they were on the ground at 911. His brother didn't make it out. Afterwards, Chef decided he needed to make a change and went to culinary school. He ended up in Italy as head chef at a 3 star restaurant. It was a pleasure meeting him and enjoying some wine and antipasti with him!

So...this is on a fun ( and lightly snarky) note. On day several years ago, I was getting my nails done. In the salon was an older lady (guessing 80+) but she looked extremely well maintained! The strange part was she was dressed like Little Bo Peep. Honest. That day she had on a blue denim Bo Peep hat, blouse with puffy sleeves and a floral jumper. Not long after that, my best friend C and MrC saw her in her car at an intersection wearing similar garb. Well, she was there yesterday afternoon with her hubby. He is a Colonel Sanders look alike. I'm guessing in mid 80's. She was in full Bo Peep dress. omg... Then we saw a friend yesterday that also saw her at a restaurant near where we live and she was also in all pink Bo Beep clothes.

Seriously? I so want the back story! Why does an older woman dress like Little Bo Peep? Cause she wants to, I guess! lol

Have a wonderful day!

Back to jean shorts...
http://imgur.com/a/lFErZ
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Sounds like you had great fun meeting the new Chef! and Little Bo Beep!
I just love your jeans and tied top pics! Especially the seated close ups! You just exude confidence and sexiness! Thanks.
 
Hi everyone!

I saw my kidney doctor today and he's happy with my numbers. So don't have to see him for 6 months!

I came home and was greeted by MrSB in bed. I kissed him and said I'd be right back after I unloaded the car. He said he thinks he did something wrong. I asked what? Well, he used to use the pump for penile rehab after his prostate cancer surgery. He's not used it in a while but thought to do it today. There is only one speed: on and off. Anyway, he penis looks like a tire that has a thin wall and blows a bubble out the weak side. omg... it's awful! He says it doesn't hurt at all. It happened about 2pm and it's still that way!

I am an evil awful wife.....

We're laying in bed kissing and I can't help myself. I start laughing. I am laughing hard and saying he blew up my toy. lol I am going to hell. I tell him he blew up his cock and broke it. I can't stop laughing. He pretends that he's insulted but starts laughing too. He whines that he's broken the only cock he has.

We stop laughing and he pleasures me to 3 orgasms. But we're afraid to have me touch him. Afterwards, I'm laying in his arms and I start laughing again. He's plays indignant again and I tell him: hey, I got off 3 times, I'm happy! I keep laughing.

I am so bad. But make no mistake...he'd laugh at me if I did something like that.

We did take photos for him to show his urologist on Friday. If it doesn't go away, I am going to try to get him to a doctor sooner.

I did some research and it appears to be a build up of lymphatic fluid that looks like a tire around the head of the cock. It may take up to 3 weeks to go away. Unbeliveable!

I have surgery tomorrow afternoon to remove the cyst in my cheek and one on my arm. I will be out under anesthesia. I'm probably going to have a sore cheek and arm for a few days!

MrSB is having the radio frequency ablation on Thursday. Fingers crossed that it works and he doesn't have pain anymore.

What a week!!

The Red Sox won! Yea!!

http://imgur.com/a/xQCYP
 
Hope all goes well for both of you. No comment on the penis. Ouch !

sexyblonde2015 said:
Hi everyone!

I saw my kidney doctor today and he's happy with my numbers. So don't have to see him for 6 months!

I came home and was greeted by MrSB in bed. I kissed him and said I'd be right back after I unloaded the car. He said he thinks he did something wrong. I asked what? Well, he used to use the pump for penile rehab after his prostate cancer surgery. He's not used it in a while but thought to do it today. There is only one speed: on and off. Anyway, he penis looks like a tire that has a thin wall and blows a bubble out the weak side. omg... it's awful! He says it doesn't hurt at all. It happened about 2pm and it's still that way!

I am an evil awful wife.....

We're laying in bed kissing and I can't help myself. I start laughing. I am laughing hard and saying he blew up my toy. lol I am going to hell. I tell him he blew up his cock and broke it. I can't stop laughing. He pretends that he's insulted but starts laughing too. He whines that he's broken the only cock he has.

We stop laughing and he pleasures me to 3 orgasms. But we're afraid to have me touch him. Afterwards, I'm laying in his arms and I start laughing again. He's plays indignant again and I tell him: hey, I got off 3 times, I'm happy! I keep laughing.

I am so bad. But make no mistake...he'd laugh at me if I did something like that.

We did take photos for him to show his urologist on Friday. If it doesn't go away, I am going to try to get him to a doctor sooner.

I did some research and it appears to be a build up of lymphatic fluid that looks like a tire around the head of the cock. It may take up to 3 weeks to go away. Unbeliveable!

I have surgery tomorrow afternoon to remove the cyst in my cheek and one on my arm. I will be out under anesthesia. I'm probably going to have a sore cheek and arm for a few days!

MrSB is having the radio frequency ablation on Thursday. Fingers crossed that it works and he doesn't have pain anymore.

What a week!!

The Red Sox won! Yea!!

http://imgur.com/a/xQCYP
Click to expand...
 
You are a bad girl. Laughing at his misfortune. At least he also saw the funny side and you benefited from that. I hope it turns out to just be like a blister and nothing serious..

Good photos again. I really like the lip splitting caused by the shorts.
 
sexyblonde2015 said:
Hi everyone!

Ouch....I thought that too when I first saw that photo!

What a day!

MrSB had another nerve block. They determined he will have the Radio Frequency Ablation. However, it only has about a 60% success rate. So, we need all the positive thoughts that it will work! If no, the only other option is fusion which he said he won't do.

I had a wonderful massage from my friend "C". Twice happy. One of our "rules" is no orgasm while on our tummys. We found we like the build up and an orgasm is just better at the end. Hard to explain. Anyway, today she broke the rule. She got me going and I ended up on my knees. Her mouth, fingers and vibrator were over the top amazing!

I always video our massages. Of course it would be today that I forgot to plug in the camcorder and the battery died before we got to that point. lol

Then after my massage I walked for 4.5 miles. I'm a tired chick!

I put together a collection of massage pictures and screen shots from various massages. I really hate doing the watermarks but really need to be as careful as I can.

The sarong being pulled off the body creates an amazing sensation. One can't tell which direction it's going and often feels like it's being pulled back and forth. We pull it down that body and then a second time up the body.

The brushes are a technique called "dry brushing". People play lots of money for this in spas. It exfoliates the skin and raises blood to the surface of the skin. Then the massage is even more effective!

The lambs wool dusters just feel good!

http://imgur.com/a/IX5Oe

Enjoy!!!
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Truly amazing and erotic pictures...just took the breath away!:devil::rose::rose:
 
Hi everyone!

Thank you for the good wishes!

Just a quick post. In honor of the Red Sox win yesterday, I did some photos. These are the more PG rated but you know more will come!

Yankee fans...please don't hate me! lol

I have to tell you that the baseball is signed but not by Sox players. I think it's signed by St. Louis Cardinal players.

I think the glove is MrSB's glove that he played competitive fast pitch ball with. He played for years when he was younger and they played 250-300 games a year. Probably why his back and knees are bad!

Edit... MrS got home. The glove was his grandfathers and probably 80 years old. The ball is probably from early 60's. Tim McCarver and Ray Sadecki's signatures are on it.



I'm off soon for my surgery.

Have a great day!

http://imgur.com/a/Fbwbk
 
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sexyblonde2015 said:
Hi everyone!

I saw my kidney doctor today and he's happy with my numbers. So don't have to see him for 6 months!

I came home and was greeted by MrSB in bed. I kissed him and said I'd be right back after I unloaded the car. He said he thinks he did something wrong. I asked what? Well, he used to use the pump for penile rehab after his prostate cancer surgery. He's not used it in a while but thought to do it today. There is only one speed: on and off. Anyway, he penis looks like a tire that has a thin wall and blows a bubble out the weak side. omg... it's awful! He says it doesn't hurt at all. It happened about 2pm and it's still that way!

I am an evil awful wife.....

We're laying in bed kissing and I can't help myself. I start laughing. I am laughing hard and saying he blew up my toy. lol I am going to hell. I tell him he blew up his cock and broke it. I can't stop laughing. He pretends that he's insulted but starts laughing too. He whines that he's broken the only cock he has.

We stop laughing and he pleasures me to 3 orgasms. But we're afraid to have me touch him. Afterwards, I'm laying in his arms and I start laughing again. He's plays indignant again and I tell him: hey, I got off 3 times, I'm happy! I keep laughing.

I am so bad. But make no mistake...he'd laugh at me if I did something like that.

We did take photos for him to show his urologist on Friday. If it doesn't go away, I am going to try to get him to a doctor sooner.

I did some research and it appears to be a build up of lymphatic fluid that looks like a tire around the head of the cock. It may take up to 3 weeks to go away. Unbeliveable!

I have surgery tomorrow afternoon to remove the cyst in my cheek and one on my arm. I will be out under anesthesia. I'm probably going to have a sore cheek and arm for a few days!

MrSB is having the radio frequency ablation on Thursday. Fingers crossed that it works and he doesn't have pain anymore.

What a week!!

The Red Sox won! Yea!!

http://imgur.com/a/xQCYP
Click to expand...


Hopefully all goes well for both of you.
After laughing did you at least offer to kiss it to make it better? lol

Sexy pics and as always, thank you for sharing.
 
sexyblonde2015 said:
Hi everyone!

Thank you for the good wishes!

Just a quick post. In honor of the Red Sox win yesterday, I did some photos. These are the more PG rated but you know more will come!

Yankee fans...please don't hate me! lol

I have to tell you that the baseball is signed but not by Sox players. I think it's signed by St. Louis Cardinal players.

I think the glove is MrSB's glove that he played competitive fast pitch ball with. He played for years when he was younger and they played 250-300 games a year. Probably why his back and knees are bad!

Edit... MrS got home. The glove was his grandfathers and probably 80 years old. The ball is probably from early 60's. Tim McCarver and Ray Sadecki's signatures are on it.



I'm off soon for my surgery.

Have a great day!

http://imgur.com/a/Fbwbk
Click to expand...

Best wishes with the surgery. I hope everything goes well. :rose:

I love the photos of you wearing the jersey. :heart::heart::heart: You are very sexy that way. :devil::devil::devil:
 
A bit of history there. Good start to some more photos. Looking forward to the follow on.

Hope the surgery went well.
 
Wish you well on your surgical procedures, you look remarkably upbeat and I think those shorts are growing on you.
 
sexyblonde2015 said:
Hi everyone!

Thank you for the good wishes!

Just a quick post. In honor of the Red Sox win yesterday, I did some photos. These are the more PG rated but you know more will come!

Yankee fans...please don't hate me! lol

I have to tell you that the baseball is signed but not by Sox players. I think it's signed by St. Louis Cardinal players.

I think the glove is MrSB's glove that he played competitive fast pitch ball with. He played for years when he was younger and they played 250-300 games a year. Probably why his back and knees are bad!

Edit... MrS got home. The glove was his grandfathers and probably 80 years old. The ball is probably from early 60's. Tim McCarver and Ray Sadecki's signatures are on it.



I'm off soon for my surgery.

Have a great day!

http://imgur.com/a/Fbwbk
Click to expand...
Beautiful pics. Your body is exquisite. Go Yankees.
 
Good morning!

Had an ok night. Slept upright in my recliner. Thank God for pain pills!

My arm hurts far worse than my cheek. Can't bend it much. My cheek hurts to touch. Still can only eat soft foods like scrambled eggs.

Our neighbors have had their patio/cool deck jack hammered all day yesterday and this am. It's stopped now. I hope they are done! Nothing like hearing that sound as you try to recover from surgery.

Thank you for your support and good wishes!

I'm going to continue with the jean shorts. But there are lots more Red Sox photos!

Cheers!
http://imgur.com/a/O1K8O
 
sexyblonde2015 said:
Good morning!

Had an ok night. Slept upright in my recliner. Thank God for pain pills!

My arm hurts far worse than my cheek. Can't bend it much. My cheek hurts to touch. Still can only eat soft foods like scrambled eggs.

Our neighbors have had their patio/cool deck jack hammered all day yesterday and this am. It's stopped now. I hope they are done! Nothing like hearing that sound as you try to recover from surgery.

Thank you for your support and good wishes!

I'm going to continue with the jean shorts. But there are lots more Red Sox photos!

Cheers!
http://imgur.com/a/O1K8O
Click to expand...

Such a sexy babe!!! :devil:

Get lots of rest and get well soon. :rose::rose::rose:
 
Hope you continue to feel better. Those pictures sure made me feel good. I am trying to forget the Red Sox picture, you'd look even better in pinstripes

sexyblonde2015 said:
Good morning!

Had an ok night. Slept upright in my recliner. Thank God for pain pills!

My arm hurts far worse than my cheek. Can't bend it much. My cheek hurts to touch. Still can only eat soft foods like scrambled eggs.

Our neighbors have had their patio/cool deck jack hammered all day yesterday and this am. It's stopped now. I hope they are done! Nothing like hearing that sound as you try to recover from surgery.

Thank you for your support and good wishes!

I'm going to continue with the jean shorts. But there are lots more Red Sox photos!

Cheers!
http://imgur.com/a/O1K8O
Click to expand...
 
sexyblonde2015 said:
Good morning!

Had an ok night. Slept upright in my recliner. Thank God for pain pills!

My arm hurts far worse than my cheek. Can't bend it much. My cheek hurts to touch. Still can only eat soft foods like scrambled eggs.

Our neighbors have had their patio/cool deck jack hammered all day yesterday and this am. It's stopped now. I hope they are done! Nothing like hearing that sound as you try to recover from surgery.

Thank you for your support and good wishes!

I'm going to continue with the jean shorts. But there are lots more Red Sox photos!

Cheers!
http://imgur.com/a/O1K8O
Click to expand...

Now I know why it is so warm in Arizona. You are a hottie.
 
More lovely photos. Thank you.

Hope the pain clears soon, and your neighbor quietens down.
 
TG for pain relievers!

Ms Sexy SB,

I hope that you take all the pills that you need to relieve the pain and have a quick and smooth recovery.

Katie
 
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