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[Sex and Death]

...as hot as morning embers.


...as nasty as a morning-after kiss.


...as proud as morning wood.


*notice the oh-so-clever dawning leitmotif



Also, Monthly Poetry Challenge Anyone?
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[wildsweetone]

...as hot as morning embers.


...as nasty as a morning-after kiss.


...as proud as morning wood.


*notice the oh-so-clever dawning leitmotif



Also, Monthly Poetry Challenge Anyone?
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just to carry the theme... looks like somebody got up out of the right side of the bed this morning. and i already signed up in your thread! what's the big idea going around using threads like this eh? *wicked grin* i bet you know i had to look up leitmotif too. lol


as hot as...

being woken from a dream to live a dream instigated by tongue.

 

[My Erotic Trail]

hotter than a grilled weeny...

nasty as an alley whore on payday...

as sensitive as a sun burned butt...

as hot as a gambler on a lucky streak!

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

I ain't bean diverted

Hot as Pompeii during Vesuvius' awakening!

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as dragon's breath

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Funnnnnyyyy!

as hot as the lava beds he sleeps in!

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as the dung he leaves in his wake.


(ever felt a fresh cow pat? lol )

 

[champagne1982]

as hot as an ant in a burning log

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

as hot as the dung he leaves in his wake.


(ever felt a fresh cow pat? lol )

That is so flaming great! WSO, caught me off-guard and sent me into laughing fit! LMFAO! Thanx..., needed that one real bad! Nice timing as well!

HOT! As the shield of the knight on his quest! (Doesn't appreciate the bad breath either..., offers it a breath mint!)

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as the sparks spat from the boulder the sword scrapes.

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Let's see..., Now if I......

As hot as the princess he spy's behind that Amethyst Dragon!

 

[Sex and Death]

as hot as the sparks spat from the boulder the sword scrapes.

...as hot as the heated blade at highest temper.

 

[bluerains]

hotter than Tina Turner like legs
dancing to tunes from
the commodores
She's a Brick House....

 

[wildsweetone]

...as hot as the heated blade at highest temper.

as hot as orange coal
as hot as the slice of blade under a helmet


(did they used to use coal for the blacksmith's fires?)

 

[Sex and Death]

as hot as orange coal
as hot as the slice of blade under a helmet


(did they used to use coal for the blacksmith's fires?)

...as hot as honeymoon thighs

...as hot as a librarian's bun in summer time

...as hot as lady Godiva's saddle horn

...as hot as a fireman's boxers

...as hot as Osama's trail

...as hot as the fire in her mind (yes, coal <grin>)

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Not to be out done!

As hot as the Haymen Fire! And the ranger who started it!

 

[Sex and Death]

just to carry the theme... looks like somebody got up out of the right side of the bed this morning. and i already signed up in your thread! what's the big idea going around using threads like this eh? *wicked grin* i bet you know i had to look up leitmotif too. lol


as hot as...

being woken from a dream to live a dream instigated by tongue.

Hey, I didn't use your awesome thread without playing, now, did I.

Maybe you need to keep my after school, teach?

...as hot as a teacher's red-apple bottom on a desk blotter.

See if you can find what I'm thinking now in that dictionary.

 

[My Erotic Trail]

hotter than high school love

hotter than an inflamed ego

hot as a red hot poker <grin

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Still working with it!

As hot as a Jacuzzi on Mercury!

As hot as the first time I made love!

As hot as the one that got away!

As hot as the Phoenix, rising from the ashes. (And finding out that Anonymous dissed his poem in the vote.)

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as the skeleton of a rat in the desert.

as hot as chillblains.

and for S&D... as hot as high heels on floorboards.

 

[Maria2394]

hot as Carolina in July

 

[champagne1982]

Let's start a new one.



As ready as ...

a racehorse in the gate.​

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

As Ready As Helen.

(sorry)

 

[Sex and Death]

and for S&D... as hot as high heels on floorboards.

(mind reader!)

...as hot as high heels in the air.

 

[Sex and Death]

As Ready As Helen.

(sorry)

(Don't apologize for a great sense of humor! I loved it...although, if you ask some, that might not be a good sign. )

For you:

...as ready as Oliver B.

(Ok, so now I understand the impulse to apologize).