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[GuiltyPleasure]

(Don't apologize for a great sense of humor! I loved it...although, if you ask some, that might not be a good sign. )

For you:

...as ready as Oliver B.

(Ok, so now I understand the impulse to apologize).

Well - I had to read it aloud before the penny dropped - then I laughed aloud. (no apologies from you either.)

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Bi-polar

As ready as the devil to beguile and the angel to rejoin!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

as ready as a teenager at the submarine races

ready as a hound to a hunt

as ready as a 9 month pregnacy

ready as a grasshopper with bent legs

 

[bluerains]

ready as rain...
the south calls us..

 

[My Erotic Trail]

ready as rain...
the south calls us..

ready as a vibrator layed on the bed <grin

ready as a cracked bud to bloom

 

[Sex and Death]

ready as rain...
the south calls us..

...ready as Rumi.

 

[wildsweetone]

as ready as the last drip of condensation that tumbles from the exhaust pipe of the Harley.

 

[bluerains]

...ready as Rumi.

ready as ruby slippers...ahhh dorothy..click click..

 

[tungtied2u]

my father's favorite

Hotter than a June bride in a feather bed..

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as the black bike pants of a harley rider in summer




okay okay i still have a thing about harley riders, er... their bikes i mean.

 

[My Erotic Trail]

as hot as the black bike pants of a harley rider in summer




okay okay i still have a thing about harley riders, er... their bikes i mean.

hotter than a biker chick at a Harley ralley,
getting blown by an exhaust pipe<grin

 

[wildsweetone]

hotter than a biker chick at a Harley ralley,
getting blown by an exhaust pipe<grin

an exhaust pipe?





as hot as fire cooked marshmallows

 

[My Erotic Trail]

an exhaust pipe?





as hot as fire cooked marshmallows

oooey, gooey, mushy not chewy? <grinin'



hot as a bitch in heat with a fever.

Hotter than a Fireman's day!

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as a man with a raised eyebrow.

 

[champagne1982]

as frivolous as a mink coat at an LA Kings game.

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Oh, come on!

As frivolous as another democratic, hysterical fit.

 

[EriAliSaa]

Cold as a surprise break up.
Hot as the dead of night
Nasty as winter chill
Ready as the breaking dawn
Frivilous as the lovers heart

 

[My Erotic Trail]

Frivolous as a baccalaureate party

hotter than a bat out of hell

cold as a witch's heart

as ready as a rain cloud

 

[HotKittySpank]

soft as a whisper
stolen kisses,

sweet as time
frozen,
your lips on mine

hushed as dark
holding you,
love's sweet
rhyme.

 

[flyguy69]

Colder than a gut-shot wolf bitch
with nine suckling pups pulling a #4 trap
up a hill in a snowstorm
with a mouthful of porcupine quills.

(Tom Waits!)

 

[HotKittySpank]

Colder than a gut-shot wolf bitch
with nine suckling pups pulling a #4 trap
up a hill in a snowstorm
with a mouthful of porcupine quills.

(Tom Waits!)

brutal as always - gotta love him

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Going with it!

Brutal as a gun shot, on a warm summer night.

Hot as a hint, in her piercing eye's.

Ready as a poet faced with the unspoken beauty.

Frivolous as a rose bush in a field of dandelion's.

Cold as an avalanche of insinuation's.

 

[HotKittySpank]

cold as my glare
sharp as razor wire
hot as the blood it brings

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as a slice of french toast

 

[HotKittySpank]

as hot as a slice of french toast

crisp as the first bite
melting like butter
sweet as sugar on my tongue