Siren songs and helicockters

[OrdinaryPerson]

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

This is not what I expected to learn on Lit today

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

I’ve read that ducks have spiral penises too. Sounds painful!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

That's a great Gerald. I wonder if anyone will do a Piggie?

Those two are WAY TOO PURE to be included in a conversation like this. I will not stand for it!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

So you're saying that the male pig has to get into the groove to fuck?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve read that ducks have spiral penises too. Sounds painful!

They do, "more twisted than a ducks dick" is a high insult at my house

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve read that ducks have spiral penises too. Sounds painful!

Or just a really good screw?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Those two are WAY TOO PURE to be included in a conversation like this. I will not stand for it!

Didn't it look just like Gerald???

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve read that ducks have spiral penises too. Sounds painful!

Female ducks also have false vaginas so when they are taken by an undesirable male, he ends up depositing his seed in a barren dead end.

 

[Wriggle]

This is not what I expected to learn on Lit today

I learned it from cartoons in the 90s

Beastly Behaviour

 

[Wriggle]

Didn't it look just like Gerald???

It's called Whore-Tonne

 

[Bry1313]

This is not what I expected to learn on Lit today

Go enjoy the history lesson in S&S

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Go enjoy the history lesson in S&S

I'm not surprised by this

 

[hotoldrguy]

Female ducks also have false vaginas so when they are taken by an undesirable male, he ends up depositing his see in a barren dead end.

you mean like doing anal...

 

[__Nathan1968]

you mean like doing anal...

Never had a woman trick me into anal. Well, not as a top, anyway.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This deserves 2 wow reactions!
One for that wonderfully playful elephant trunk
and one for the video quality of that gif! Teach me your ways!

Sounding the DTA!

@OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

Damn my 12+ hour work day that caused me to miss this! I appreciate the DTA though

 

[Lmizzler]

Damn my 12+ hour work day that caused me to miss this! I appreciate the DTA though

Even I was impressed. You may need to request a special showing.

 

[Kraken_96]

I’ve read that ducks have spiral penises too. Sounds painful!

What's worse is when you find out that females adapted spiral vaginas (which would increase odds of breeding but happened to make it less painful) and for SOME REASON the males spiral flipped

 

[Wriggle]

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

 

[morelikeasong]

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

I do like to spoil those who spoil me

DTA @OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

Bravo!!!!

 

[positiveflirt]

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

Took me a moment to work out what was happening there. Bravo

 

[Lmizzler]

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

You sir, will forever be the King! The watch is well deserved!

 

[Wriggle]

The funniest thing about the post is that its only apreciated by the men

 

[Lmizzler]

The funniest thing about the post is that its only apreciated by the men

Ummmm.... thats where you are mistaken...the female population will be swooning over this soon enough.

 

[Wriggle]

Ummmm.... thats where you are mistaken...the female population will be swooning over this soon enough.

Laughing, I hope.

I don't know if MLAS put a timer on it though, because I did on the original.