Siren songs and helicockters

[SWR101]

You legend!
Alright @morelikeasong Bulldog tax has been paid

I just want it know I took it for the team, this victory is theirs!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just want it know I took it for the team, this victory is theirs!

This is the type of teamwork we need more around here!

 

[Wriggle]

@morelikeasong
If I miss your promised gif now because I have to go to bed, I hope it's in my inbox in the morning

 

[SWR101]

@morelikeasong
If I miss your promised gif now because I have to go to bed, I hope it's in my inbox in the morning

I got you, fam!

 

[morelikeasong]

I got you, fam!

You’re going to send him my gif??

 

[SWR101]

No, just didn’t want him to go to bed sad

 

[SWR101]

Honestly the way you posted the last one I’m not sure how to even send it anywhere…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You’re going to send him my gif??

I took it as 'I'm going to worship it for you'
Sort of an ethereal circle jerk

 

[SWR101]

I took it as 'I'm going to worship it for you'
Sort of an ethereal circle jerk

Yeah more like that

 

[AuntieDisco]

I do like to spoil those who spoil me

DTA @OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

Thanks for the DTA @morelikeasong

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

Umm….i have one question

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

https://ibb.co/h91MyhB

Sigh, by popular demand…

https://ibb.co/wCN1chV

Sounding the DTA again because @SWR101 just completed TWO more from the book of Dick Tricks!! The Wedding Ring and the Bulldog! Is there anything he can’t do?? Incredible

@OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!!!

I have a theory...
Step 1) have big ol' dick
Step 2) get a semi
Step 3) wrap it around your wrist
Step 4) staple it to the underside, this way the pain will stop you from getting all the way hard
Step 5) TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE QUICK
Step 6) tourniquet
Step 7) cry
Step 8) profit?

 

[morelikeasong]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Anybody else's mouth start watering all of a sudden?

 

[SWR101]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

Worth it…

 

[Wriggle]

Thanks for the DTA @morelikeasong

Umm….i have one question

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!!!

Skinny wrists.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not my mouth getting wet

@morelikeasong - you're a sexy lady.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Skinny wrists.

Just tell me you used a prop dick and call it a night

 

[Wriggle]

Just tell me you used a prop dick and call it a night

I'll pm you the originals if you want.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I have a theory...
Step 1) have big ol' dick
Step 2) get a semi
Step 3) wrap it around your wrist
Step 4) staple it to the underside, this way the pain will stop you from getting all the way hard
Step 5) TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE QUICK
Step 6) tourniquet
Step 7) cry
Step 8) profit?

Sounds absolutely painful but believable

 

[SWR101]

Sounds absolutely painful but believable

How we suffer for our art…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sounds absolutely painful but believable

 

[lavendersilk]

God bless us, everyone. Christmas came early today.

 

[AuntieDisco]

How we suffer for our art…

It’s all for a good cause

 

[lavendersilk]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

I need help with my laundry... dammit I can't even come up with a good pickup line!