Siren songs and helicockters

[Wriggle]

I had to use a figure of 8 cock ring for the wristwatch.
One O around my bollocks and one O around my bellend.

It kept popping out.

 

[morelikeasong]

The Princess’ infinite benevolence not withstanding, a gif showing the creation of these masterful works would be most enlightening.

Absolutely. Gifs will always be preferred!

I had to use a figure of 8 cock ring for the wristwatch.
One O around my bollocks and one O around my bellend.

It kept popping out.

This is the perfect follow up… I wanna see a gif of that

 

[Wriggle]

My lad is home from College already today.
Dicking about is limited.

 

[morelikeasong]

My lad is home from College already today.
Dicking about is limited.

 

[Wriggle]

I have many plans involving a black velvet jacket.

 

[Wriggle]

I have many plans involving a black velvet jacket.

Lo and Behold.

What sort of person would wear a velvet jacket?

 

[SWR101]

I have many plans involving a black velvet jacket.

Lo and Behold.

Chekov’s black velvet jacket… well played, sir!

 

[Wriggle]

Lo and Behold.

What sort of person would wear a velvet jacket?

Anyone, Anyone, Bueller, Anyone?

 

[morelikeasong]

Anyone, Anyone, Bueller, Anyone?

 

[SWR101]

Yeah, don’t have a black velvet jacket…

 

[Wriggle]

The Magician

 

[SWR101]

Gives us some instructions from the holy book, oh priestess of the tricky dick

 

[morelikeasong]

The Magician

We have a magician in our midst…

Step right up to witness the Amazing Wriggle and his Box of Wonders!

This is so fucking fun. I love the creativity . Ladies and gents, you won’t want to miss this.

DTA@OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @MandaPandaa @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

 

[morelikeasong]

Gives us some instructions from the holy book, oh priestess of the tricky dick

If I get a chance later today I absolutely will!

 

[Lmizzler]

The Magician

The special effects are my favorite part!

 

[Wriggle]

The special effects are my favorite part!

What special effects?
It's called magic, Mizz....

 

[SWR101]

What special effects?
It's called magic, Mizz....

Magic Mike perhaps…

 

[Wriggle]

Magic Mike perhaps…

Not with this belly.

 

[Photog1rl]

Lo and Behold.

What sort of person would wear a velvet jacket?

This went right over my head.

The Magician

Well done @Wriggle
I was not expecting that magic

 

[Wriggle]

This went right over my head.

Does it not look like a creepy magician?
I'm holding my wand.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The Magician

 

[Wriggle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/waynes-world-wayne-campbell-MUeQeEQaDCjE4

Don't be daft.
All I have done is taken a simple dick trick (dick in a box) and dressed it up.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Does it not look like a creepy magician?
I'm holding my wand.

Only one of them.

 

[Wriggle]

Only one of them.

Only one of them is actually magic.

 

[Photog1rl]

Does it not look like a creepy magician?
I'm holding my wand.

Total transparency? I only noticed your face the first time and I'm pre-coffee.