Siren songs and helicockters

[lavendersilk]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

I need help with my laundry... dammit I can't even come up with a good pickup line!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

God bless us, everyone. Christmas came early today.

I don't know that I love the nickname 'Christmas' or how you knew what transpired over here... but it's apt

 

[SWR101]

It’s all for a good cause

It makes the sting a little less hearing that… or it could just be me passing o….

 

[lavendersilk]

Sigh, by popular demand…

https://ibb.co/wCN1chV

You, sir, are a legend.

 

[AuntieDisco]

 

[SWR101]

You, sir, are a legend.

Thank you, thank you

 

[MindYaBitness]

How we suffer for our art…

 

[morelikeasong]

Anybody else's mouth start watering all of a sudden?

Not my mouth getting wet

@morelikeasong - you're a sexy lady.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Not possible! We just won't get anything done and all of civilization will collapse...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Not possible! We just won't get anything done and all of civilization will collapse...

Speak for yourself, I'm getting plenty done over here!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Speak for yourself, I'm getting plenty done over here!

Just reinacting that shake weight commercial? Uh huh, me too

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just reinacting that shake weight commercial? Uh huh, me too

If she keeps this up I'm going to have the biggest forearms ever

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ll keep that stuff for behind the OnlyMoms paywall

 

[morelikeasong]

I doubt target wants to see it as bad as you…

I just wanna circle back to this comment for a moment… did you take those pics for us in a Target dressing room??

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sounding the DTA again because @SWR101 just completed TWO more from the book of Dick Tricks!! The Wedding Ring and the Bulldog! Is there anything he can’t do?? Incredible

@OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

Next thing you know they’ll be doing acrobats with that! Do cartwheels but with dick!

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'll pm you the originals if you want.

I believe you! That’s impressive.

 

[SWR101]

I just wanna circle back to this comment for a moment… did you take those pics for us in a Target dressing room??

maybe… lol, no I was heading out and went home before taking them

 

[SWR101]

Next thing you know they’ll be doing acrobats with that! Do cartwheels but with dick!

I appreciate the vote of confidence. But, no… T likely

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do cartwheels but with dick!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just wanna circle back to this comment for a moment… did you take those pics for us in a Target dressing room??

No better way to pass the time