Siren songs and helicockters

You'd be amazed. I've been sent stuff by guys whom I've never talked to, that just so happened to catch a pic of me, and thought I'd like a visual of them court marshaling their little soldier. 😳
Same. And while it doesn't really offend me, I hate when they're like, hey, saw your pic and now I'm horny. Send me more... Lol. Like you've been blessed once already. Be grateful.
 
They fly too close to the sun.

A tale as old as time.
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Wake up, bust 🥜 , watch F1 qualifying, bust 🥜, do laundry, bust 🥜, go grocery shopping, attempt to bust 🥜 but you end up dry firing 💨

Gonna go to Texas Roadhouse and eat 20 of those rolls and a ribeye. Maybe that will help me reenergize 🤷🏻‍♂️

(No… none of the emojis are links. Sorry lasses)
I don't know whether or not to love or sad respond to this... My brain can't handle it.
 
It’s page 100!!! Quick! Someone do a trick!
So glad @deefalttwunnyfor came to our rescue…all I have are boobs to share.

…and like 3 times this afternoon. Just didn’t record cool tricks.

I’m still working on my dicks-manship for writing my name out for @Photog1rl
Zip-tieing a Sharpie to your dong and getting the hip movement is surprisingly difficult 😆
I am seriously invested in how this turns out.
 
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