Siren songs and helicockters

They fly too close to the sun.

A tale as old as time.
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Wake up, bust 🥜 , watch F1 qualifying, bust 🥜, do laundry, bust 🥜, go grocery shopping, attempt to bust 🥜 but you end up dry firing 💨

Gonna go to Texas Roadhouse and eat 20 of those rolls and a ribeye. Maybe that will help me reenergize 🤷🏻‍♂️

(No… none of the emojis are links. Sorry lasses)
I don't know whether or not to love or sad respond to this... My brain can't handle it.
 
It’s page 100!!! Quick! Someone do a trick!
So glad @deefalttwunnyfor came to our rescue…all I have are boobs to share.

…and like 3 times this afternoon. Just didn’t record cool tricks.

I’m still working on my dicks-manship for writing my name out for @Photog1rl
Zip-tieing a Sharpie to your dong and getting the hip movement is surprisingly difficult 😆
I am seriously invested in how this turns out.
 
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