Siren songs and helicockters

In the Christmas box???

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I have like 3 photos up rn... Lol. Just out in threads. Lol. I'd be naked and taking pics of myself all fucking day... Wait.

Maybe I need a career change... I could be naked all day. Lol
I highly approve of this idea. You’re exquisite.
 
Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS 😍🥳. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link? 😜
 
Alright, I’m back from eating buns to wanting to see buns. What do we got going on? 👀
 
I will still accept videos of guys jerking off to me 🤭🫣
WITH CONSENT!! NOT AN OPEN INVITATION 😂

Ohhhhhhh shit! And the floodgates have opened! Quick, MLAS, start filling the sandbags! You’re about to be waist-deep in JO videos in your inbox!!!

On a semi-related note: I mentioned this a couple days ago in S&S, but might as well drop it here too. Inspired by @PlanetaryNebula ’s 41 dicks for her 41st birthday, I’m upping the game:
I want 41 orgasms in my inbox for my 41st birthday in August!

This will be open to any participants: men, women, trans, nonbinary, whatev. I will be accepting all kinds of orgasms: cumshot vids or pics, “O face” vids or pics, tributes, Vocaroos, etc.

The main requirements I can currently think of, is that they be submitted by 18+ humans, and that they be of the person submitting them. Please don’t send me animals, minors or someone else cumming, that’s just creepy and also illegal in most places!
 
Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS 😍🥳. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link? 😜
I did I did!

Edit… all that time for a Gottdamn Drew Barrymore GIF?
Not amused MLAS. Not. Amused.

Edit of edit… 😍😍😍
 
Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS 😍🥳. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link? 😜
As I have said before, worth waiting for. 🥰🥰🥰
Makes me want to break my own rule I said earlier. 😈😈
Thank you for being a wonderful hostess @morelikeasong .💐💐💐💐
 
Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS 😍🥳. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link? 😜
You're welcome
I did nothing but appreciate.
& Yet I still get a reward. :love:
 
Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS 😍🥳. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?
Lovely share @morelikeasong
Congrats on 100 pages 😘
 
Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS 😍🥳. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link? 😜
I was going to go to bed, but I'm really glad I hung around🤩
 
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