So, What Are You Doing Tonight?

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: humph

Thanks for the warning.

that's ok honey, i often smoke after sex, but that's a bloody painful way of doing it

hay rumple darling, we must do something about this, 'disuse thingie' of yours

perdy hun, how can you insinuate i might cause this lovely man some harm

come here man i'm going to make you a boy

 

[MathGirl]

The survey of more than 150,000 people .

Dear Rumple,
I have a suggestion for their next poll. Save lots of time, travel, and expense. Just ask Svenska. She's a one woman carnal United Nations.
MG

 

[raphy]

Goddamn, there's BritSex going on and I missed it?

Raph, always just too late.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: So, What Are You Doing Tonight?

Dear Rumple,
I have a suggestion for their next poll. Save lots of time, travel, and expense. Just ask Svenska. She's a one woman carnal United Nations.
MG

But MG, in light of this figure, "Swedes chalk up a below-average score of 102 times a year," it must be asked (although I'm not sure why) if she's an exception to the rule and if the Ice-man is just a restless sleeper.

RF

ps: Would you mind stalling Lorri while I stock up on Viagra and double-check my life insurance?

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Re: So, What Are You Doing Tonight?

ps: Would you mind stalling Lorri while I stock up on Viagra and double-check my life insurance?

I valiantly volunteer myself for that task. Never fear Rumple, I shall save you!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: So, What Are You Doing Tonight?

I valiantly volunteer myself for that task. Never fear Rumple, I shall save you!

You are/were a good man, raphy. We'll all remember you fondly. Imagine a young man willing to rise to the occasion (so to speak) and risk going out like Nelson Rockefeller.

Getting all misty eyed,

Rumple

 

[raphy]

I can lie back and think of England. Mourn me not, for I go with a glad heart and a happy smile (you have no idea), and the joy in my soul that comes from the knowledge that I am giving of myself in the best possible way.

Raph, sacrifically.

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: Re: So, What Are You Doing Tonight?

But MG, in light of this figure, "Swedes chalk up a below-average score of 102 times a year," it must be asked (although I'm not sure why) if she's an exception to the rule and if the Ice-man is just a restless sleeper.

I can't speak for anyone but myself.

But they should really count hours instead of occations.

Ahem.

Still a little low I'd say. Doesn't everybody have a breakfast shag?

 

[Guest]

Raff, I'll come by for the bones in the morn.

sniffle, 'dita

 

[Icingsugar]

But Nordic nights were the most adventurous -- 71 percent of Icelanders, 70 percent of Norwegians and 68 percent of Finns have had sex with someone they had just met

Went to Iceland. Didn't get laid. Must be me then?

 

[Lovepotion69]

Went to Norway. Had a creepy bloke offer to be my "boyfriend for the night". I declined. I'll get back to you guys if I ever visit Finland or Iceland.

 

[Guest]

I can lie back and think of England. Mourn me not, for I go with a glad heart and a happy smile (you have no idea), and the joy in my soul that comes from the knowledge that I am giving of myself in the best possible way.

Raph, sacrifically.

Soooo, are you still with us? Or, do I need to send a card?

(If he made it through the night I'll have him next, that guy's got stamina. )

Lou

 

[Guest]

Soooo, are you still with us? Or, do I need to send a card?

I only want to hear Lorri's version. Giggle.

Perdita

 

[raphy]

I don't think Lorri's read this yet ......

I'm safe for a bit.

I think.

 

[Guest]

I'm safe for a bit. I think.

Thanks for checking in, Raff. Gauche owes you (or do you owe him?). Now we know who's the man

'dita

 

[raphy]

I thought it was Rumple that owed me...

 

[Guest]

I thought it was Rumple that owed me...

Ah, you're right. I was thinking on the beginning of the 'call to girls'. So that makes Gauche a bit of a big f**king tease.

'dita

 

[Icingsugar]

I thought it was Rumple that owed me...

Rumple owes you, but make no mistake, the ladies owns you.

 

[raphy]

Ah, you're right. I was thinking on the beginning of the 'call to girls'. So that makes Gauche a bit of a big f**king tease.

'dita

No comment...

Raph, steeling himself for Lorri.

 

[Guest]

steeling himself for Lorri.

"Steeling" - good choice.

 

[raphy]

My words are always carefully chosen, dear.

Raph, carefully.

 

[destinie21]

Glad I'm an overaverage american who has sex an average of 196 times a year which is to say for 28 weeks out of the year me and the wife fuck at least once a day. Not counting the multiples only going by days. There are of course 24 weeks out of the year when one or the other of us is sexually incapacitated and with her I've never faked a thing.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

V-E-D-D-Y Interesting,

Randy Raphy would appear to be among us, while Lusty Lorrie has not reported in today. What does it all mean?

Refreshed Rumple

 

[Guest]

Randy Raphy would appear to be among us, while Lusty Lorrie has not reported in today. What does it all mean?

She's working late, making dinner, taking care of hubby, or pumping up the stats with other Great Brits.

Lorri's slut-pal, Perdita

 

[Guest]

She's working late, making dinner, taking care of hubby, or pumping up the stats with other Great Brits.

Lorri's slut-pal, Perdita

A woman after my own heart.

Lou