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*Some pics of me*
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Yes, the pro will be a much needed woman....
Make sure you fire off a few rounds before she gets there please.... Don't be wasting my money!
Hello hottness! Yes it is! Praise be to God!
Should I take pics of the love* fire exercise?
I mean, just so you can verify that your money's not being wasted.
*I typoed love fire instead of live fire and was gonna change it, but figured this way it's more accurate.
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Should I take pics of the love* fire exercise?
I mean, just so you can verify that your money's not being wasted.
*I typoed love fire instead of live fire and was gonna change it, but figured this way it's more accurate.
Nooooo.....we LOVE the eyebrow avi; really we do! No "love fire" pics pleeeeeze!!!!!!
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Should I take pics of the love* fire exercise?
I mean, just so you can verify that your money's not being wasted.
*I typoed love fire instead of live fire and was gonna change it, but figured this way it's more accurate.
Nooooo.....we LOVE the eyebrow avi; really we do! No "love fire" pics pleeeeeze!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!! No that will not be necessary. I'm sure she will tell me if you were trigger happy or not.... Pretty sure these kinds of pros don't practice under HIPPA guidelines
What kinda shady practices are you endorsing?LMAO!!!!! No that will not be necessary. I'm sure she will tell me if you were trigger happy or not.... Pretty sure these kinds of pros don't practice under HIPPA guidelines
And, are you her pimp or her madam?
What's your cut?
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What kinda shady practices are you endorsing?
And, are you her pimp or her madam?
What's your cut?
Jeeze, whats with all the questions?? I don't get a cut, I coming out of pocket for this bitch, so say thank you and enjoy the free pussy!
Normally I dont endorse these kinds of shady practices, but I fear that if you don't get laid and unwind soon, you will correct my grammar one too many times, and I will be forced to kill you!
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can't believe i've not subscribed to this thread, awesome! you are gorgeous lady
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Jeeze, whats with all the questions?? I don't get a cut, I coming out of pocket for this bitch, so say thank you and enjoy the free pussy!
Normally I dont endorse these kinds of shady practices, but I fear that if you don't get laid and unwind soon, you will correct my grammar one too many times, and I will be forced to kill you!
Just throw grammar to the wind and write like I sometimes do.....he won't know whether to shit or go blind!
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No better time than now
Oh, and thanks!!! 
HAHA, yes, I will remember that for next time!
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lalalala...
dudette.. what are you up to!?
I am a little bored can you tell.. *giggles*
Jeeze, whats with all the questions?? I don't get a cut, I coming out of pocket for this bitch, so say thank you and enjoy the free pussy!
Normally I dont endorse these kinds of shady practices, but I fear that if you don't get laid and unwind soon, you will correct my grammar one too many times, and I will be forced to kill you!
Buh-ring it, chica. Shall we have fisticuffs, or jello wrestling...TO THE DEATH?!
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OMG I am so BORED! The baby and John are both napping. Ive been trying to wake the hubs by staring at him, but he opened one eye, gave me a scoff and went back to sleep.... So Do DoDo...... just twiddling my thumbs. Took some pics before but dont like em.... Whomp whomp whomp
What flavor jello you want for your last meal?Buh-ring it, chica. Shall we have fisticuffs, or jello wrestling...TO THE DEATH?!
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OMG I am so BORED! The baby and John are both napping. Ive been trying to wake the hubs by staring at him, but he opened one eye, gave me a scoff and went back to sleep.... So Do DoDo...... just twiddling my thumbs. Took some pics before but dont like em.... Whomp whomp whomp
WAKE JOHNNY UP! tell him no more napping.. lol.. and why don't you like the pics?
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IDK, Not creative or artistic, just boring... feels like I've done the same stuff a thousand times.
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Jeeze, whats with all the questions?? I don't get a cut, I coming out of pocket for this bitch, so say thank you and enjoy the free pussy!
Normally I dont endorse these kinds of shady practices, but I fear that if you don't get laid and unwind soon, you will correct my grammar one too many times, and I will be forced to kill you!
The Freudian slips never stop! I can tell you have a good time with this "pro" you speak of
What flavor jello you want for your last meal?
I demand video coverage plus commentary of the event!
OMG I am so BORED! The baby and John are both napping. Ive been trying to wake the hubs by staring at him, but he opened one eye, gave me a scoff and went back to sleep.... So Do DoDo...... just twiddling my thumbs. Took some pics before but dont like em.... Whomp whomp whomp
What flavor jello you want for your last meal?
Do they make it in Corbal's pussy flavor? And, no, I don't mean DA.
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awe.. hmm. *racks brain for sexy poses*
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Easy there little guy, just cause you play pocket pool, doesn't mean I get off like that!The Freudian slips never stop! I can tell you have a good time with this "pro" you speak of
Oh you mean "Heaven on Earth" No they haven't recreated that flavor yet...Do they make it in Corbal's pussy flavor? And, no, I don't mean DA.
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OK.The Freudian slips never stop! I can tell you have a good time with this "pro" you speak of
Easy there little guy, just cause you play pocket pool, doesn't mean I get off like that!
Oh you mean "Heaven on Earth" No the haven't recreated that flavor yet...
What about JP pussy flavoring? Do they have that?
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What?
I can't eat jello?!
Yes, John will kill me, but, still, it's jello!! And you asked what flavor I wanted.... I SEE NOW! You wanna have me killed. Tisk tisk.
*Weird sidenote- google chrome thinks jello should be capitalized. Nay, I say, neigh!
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Little guy, I think I should be offended right now
Well technically Jello is the brand
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Little guy, I think I should be offended right now
Well technically Jello is the brand
You should know better than to be offended by anything I say!
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The Freudian slips never stop! I can tell you have a good time with this "pro" you speak of
Easy there little guy, just cause you play pocket pool, doesn't mean I get off like that!
Oh you mean "Heaven on Earth" No the haven't recreated that flavor yet...
Awesome.Post.
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