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parker77 said:
The Bump Poem

Jessie took a vacation, to some south Florida destination,
So I’m left here all alone.
Tryin’ to get thru without, nothing to jack off about,
Standing here holding my bone.

From some chick I was informed, about the satisfaction of iPhone porn,
Said that shit was really hot.
But my batteries was low, so I didn’t get enough you know,
To make my money shot.

Tried using another pic thread, but I felt like the walking dead,
Lurking merely out of duty.
Some of it was pretty hot, but certainly it was not,
To the standard of JP’s smokin’ booty.

Then I went for the big time, rented porn DVDs on my credit card dime,
Hoping to have a good go.
But it was all in HD format, and my player ain’t got that,
Didn’t get to see none of the show!

Now, Jessie, I know vacation, was the boss man’s fine creation,
To keep workers from revoltin.’
But you gotta get back to NY, cause these balls are blue as the sky,
And my chicken surely needs choking.’

This headache from sperm retention, is only half the condition,
That’s making me want to scream.
Been up for several nights, stay awake under bright lights,
Afraid of having a disappointing wet dream.

Now finish up your fun, and when you're done,
Get yourself back here in a jiffy.
And when at last you do, take a new pic or two,
And I can finally give some relief to my stiffy!
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Damn impressive! How could she possibly resist this?:D
 
Fist bumps for iPhone porn!!!! Love that shit......as well as this hilarious poem. Love your guts, OG Snowball!

parker77 said:
The Bump Poem




Jessie took a vacation, to some south Florida destination,
So I’m left here all alone.
Tryin’ to get thru without, nothing to jack off about,
Standing here holding my bone.

From some chick I was informed, about the satisfaction of iPhone porn,
Said that shit was really hot.
But my batteries was low, so I didn’t get enough you know,
To make my money shot.

Tried using another pic thread, but I felt like the walking dead,
Lurking merely out of duty.
Some of it was pretty hot, but certainly it was not,
To the standard of JP’s smokin’ booty.

Then I went for the big time, rented porn DVDs on my credit card dime,
Hoping to have a good go.
But it was all in HD format, and my player ain’t got that,
Didn’t get to see none of the show!

Now, Jessie, I know vacation, was the boss man’s fine creation,
To keep workers from revoltin.’
But you gotta get back to NY, cause these balls are blue as the sky,
And my chicken surely needs choking.’

This headache from sperm retention, is only half the condition,
That’s making me want to scream.
Been up for several nights, stay awake under bright lights,
Afraid of having a disappointing wet dream.

Now finish up your fun, and when you're done,
Get yourself back here in a jiffy.
And when at last you do, take a new pic or two,
And I can finally give some relief to my stiffy!
Click to expand...
 
I'm baaaaack!!!!!! Got in late last night. The vacation was great, the baby and I spent a lot of time by the pool and beach.... We both got a bit sunburned... :( In the sexy peeling stage now.

Thank you to everyone who showed love while I was away! It's good to be home!
Managed to snap a couple of pics from FL although private time was virtually impossible! I'll put them up when I get settled.
 
Welcome back Jessi! Glad you had a great vacation! Peeling does suck. I rarely ever burn but I did when I ran Boston and I used sunscreen. I peeled some on my shoulders and chest.
 
JessiePi said:
I'm baaaaack!!!!!! Got in late last night. The vacation was great, the baby and I spent a lot of time by the pool and beach.... We both got a bit sunburned... :( In the sexy peeling stage now.

Thank you to everyone who showed love while I was away! It's good to be home!
Managed to snap a couple of pics from FL although private time was virtually impossible! I'll put them up when I get settled.
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Glad you had a nice vacation.

Looking forward to the new pics

That will make for a good weekend of pleasure
 
Runner_3 said:
Welcome back Jessi! Glad you had a great vacation! Peeling does suck. I rarely ever burn but I did when I ran Boston and I used sunscreen. I peeled some on my shoulders and chest.
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Yea, It's just my shoulders, But still annoying... :rolleyes:

prop69 said:
Glad you had a nice vacation.

Looking forward to the new pics

That will make for a good weekend of pleasure
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Thank you, There aren't many and the quality and lighting suck, But it's something....

obstacle1 said:
Welcome back Jessie, Glad you had a great vacay!!
:D
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Hey Cali, thank you! :heart:
How have you been, hun? Still crazy busy?
 
Yea still crazy busy lol.

Almost my summer break in June. Can't wait to hit the beaches and relax.

I think your pervy chick mob missed you!
 
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The few that I managed to get..... The resolution is horrid, but you get the idea

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JessiePi said:
The few that I managed to get..... The resolution is horrid, but you get the idea
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Ohhh no.........the Resolution is just FANTASTIC on this end :D
Sexy as always. Glad that you had a great holiday. :kiss:Glad that you're back :kiss:
 
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