Ellafun
Just Visiting This Planet
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- Jan 12, 2010
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The Bump Poem
Jessie took a vacation, to some south Florida destination,
So I’m left here all alone.
Tryin’ to get thru without, nothing to jack off about,
Standing here holding my bone.
From some chick I was informed, about the satisfaction of iPhone porn,
Said that shit was really hot.
But my batteries was low, so I didn’t get enough you know,
To make my money shot.
Tried using another pic thread, but I felt like the walking dead,
Lurking merely out of duty.
Some of it was pretty hot, but certainly it was not,
To the standard of JP’s smokin’ booty.
Then I went for the big time, rented porn DVDs on my credit card dime,
Hoping to have a good go.
But it was all in HD format, and my player ain’t got that,
Didn’t get to see none of the show!
Now, Jessie, I know vacation, was the boss man’s fine creation,
To keep workers from revoltin.’
But you gotta get back to NY, cause these balls are blue as the sky,
And my chicken surely needs choking.’
This headache from sperm retention, is only half the condition,
That’s making me want to scream.
Been up for several nights, stay awake under bright lights,
Afraid of having a disappointing wet dream.
Now finish up your fun, and when you're done,
Get yourself back here in a jiffy.
And when at last you do, take a new pic or two,
And I can finally give some relief to my stiffy!
Damn impressive! How could she possibly resist this?

Xoxo
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