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Why do my friends hate coffee??? Why???
You absolutely count as my friend!
If we ever get together for coffee or tea, we just need to shake hands and avoid milk-gate.![]()
What if that something is a cheese danish? I really, really, like those.

Me, neither. I'm not a big fan of sweets in general, but I break routine for cheese danishes and cheesecake... :mouth waters:
I'm actually going to have to bring you one on the RV trip across the US of A. Or mail you one. Seriously.
Danish, as in danish pastry? Why would you want to put cheese on that?
When someone talks about a cheese danish, they're typically speaking of a danish with a sweet, cream cheese filling. Not cheese like a Cheddar, Stilton, or Gouda.
No one thought you were being snarky.
That "cake" looks delicious! Show Fata!
I'm also a squeaker of the highest order, so that cake looks scrumptious to me!
It's so cute that you think there's a coffee shop in my town.We should get coffee! Crud. I need to check my kids' sports schedule for that weekend! I'll know by tomorrow.

Oh!
Thank you. That makes perfect sense.
ETA - I really wasn't trying to be snarky - except for cheesecake (and sometimes not even then) the word 'cheese' on its own in British English always means traditional, savoury cheese.