son of the isolated blurts thread!

I have heard that about you.

It's a rare and highly specialized skill that took years of graduate school to reach this level of proficiency. I bet you didn't know that I hold a To.D. (that's Doctor of Takoutology, for you laypersons).
 
We are about to leave for dinner at the best restaurant in the county. Unfortunately, it ain't much of a county. The official name is Amador but we call it Amateur County. Some of that lack of professionalism overflows the county lines into Sacramento, San Joaquin, and (Jumping Frog) Calaveras too. We used to have a good eatery nearby, run by a Chez Panisse co-founder, but it's gone now. What is *really* the best around here? Redneck hamburgers at Mr Meaty.
 
not the time to talk about the leftover gumbo the mrs made for mardi gras, huh?

[slinks off]
 
Thank yiou Chicagiuo for a lurvly time.

Although much too cold to press my peni upon the window glass and attain a cfrescendo for my leering Windy Citizensa, I enjoyed my staty.

Thank you Buddy Guy. A fin e place you have therew aand you play amean lick on the guityar. Thanks too fo rthe photo. Thewre is a place in my heart wgher lat night will be erememberd, and a place inmy den where I wuill hang the photo.

Thank you sakting ribbon. A hiiden gem, full of fun ansd laughter, sdespite subzeros. I performed my first arabesque on skates (hety bailadora :)) to the enjoynment of my collegues. Whoda thunk a ribbon of ice woud be so fun>?

Thank you Soldier Statuiun. Jack hammer the res t of the ice outa there alreaedy, that game waslike two weeks asgo.

Home soon. Plane leaves in a fewq hours.

Cheeras! :D
 
Thank yiou Chicagiuo for a lurvly time.

Although much too cold to press my peni upon the window glass and attain a cfrescendo for my leering Windy Citizensa, I enjoyed my staty.

Thank you Buddy Guy. A fin e place you have therew aand you play amean lick on the guityar. Thanks too fo rthe photo. Thewre is a place in my heart wgher lat night will be erememberd, and a place inmy den where I wuill hang the photo.

Thank you sakting ribbon. A hiiden gem, full of fun ansd laughter, sdespite subzeros. I performed my first arabesque on skates (hety bailadora :)) to the enjoynment of my collegues. Whoda thunk a ribbon of ice woud be so fun>?

Thank you Soldier Statuiun. Jack hammer the res t of the ice outa there alreaedy, that game waslike two weeks asgo.

Home soon. Plane leaves in a fewq hours.

Cheeras! :D

Nailed it. :D
 
How'd they let that drunk ^ on the aeroplane? *laughing*

I can’t answer that at thismoment because I ‘m distractewd by the musical gruntrings of thee cupl;e in the adjoinnning suite bumping uglies.

You;ll have to rake me at mty word as I know onew ansd have seen the other, and there is not any doubt that therew will be some obvious disappointment and quiet regreyt evisdent on the faces of my neihgbours, come sunrise.

Alcohol can be poisson to some, and cause some to drink to forgwet th e loathsome chjoiices made while under the spell of theory cups.

Not me though. I ‘m too busy lauhing at the loud, exaggerratedc fuckering going on next door, and the effortsw of that silly, knowitall twat,auto correvctr.
 
I performed my first arabesque on skates (hety bailadora :)) to the enjoynment of my collegues. Whoda thunk a ribbon of ice woud be so fun>?

I don't suppose anyone took video? *sighs*

Thanks for the imagery, my friend! :kiss:
 
*snorts with laughter*

Well, alrighty then! *note to self: no beans for MWY*

The wine was good...yours?

I claim a medical exemption on this, but no beans would definitely help. The red wine was definitely better than the white, thanks. I had bought a box of sauvignon blanc but it's nowhere near as good as the box that I usually buy: Big House White. As it's primarily for son #3 whose palate is still somewhat unrefined, no harm and no foul. The red was a blend by Bogle that was a steal at well under $15. :)
 
the leftover duck last night was fucking awesome. :D

Did you bring any to share with the class?

I'll put a couple of ducks into the smoker for anyone who wanders out to this neck of the woods. The carcasses go into the soup pot, so the party can go for another day :)
 
I want to get invited to dinner at Ed's house.
Pick me up on the way, I will bring dessert. Ed, did you guys save the fat for french fries? Mmmmm duck fat french fries


Did you bring any to share with the class?

I'll put a couple of ducks into the smoker for anyone who wanders out to this neck of the woods. The carcasses go into the soup pot, so the party can go for another day :)

Then we can pick up Ed and caravan over to ppl's house.

That soup went fast.

Miles. Put some pants on. Your wangdangdoodle will get into the soup.
 
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