son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Eilan]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Emerson40]

It just goes to show you how much attention I pay to signatures, doesn't it? I honestly, truly, missed that warning.

Eh, no. I don't think I'll be clicking anything else unless you expressly tell me I won't be needing eye bleach afterwards.

ETA: Wait a cotton picking minute here! You put that warning after the link. Not before. Um yeah. Might want to relocate that little gem next time!

Oh Mylanta!

Which warning were you referring to? Was it the one in BOLD RED LETTERS ?


Have you ever seen one of these before:

Just curious, how'd you do?

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh boy! Now you've got me all curious!

I could tell you but then I'd have to silence you somehow.

Concerning Rack Master experiences?

Maybe. Maybe not.

 

[bailadora]

Oh Mylanta!

Which warning were you referring to? Was it the one in BOLD RED LETTERS ?

Have you ever seen one of these before:

Just curious, how'd you do?

Yep. One and the same. The one I didn't see until *after* I'd clicked the link because I obviously didn't/don't follow rule #1!

I could tell you but then I'd have to silence you somehow.

I'm good at keeping secrets! *nods*

 

[Miles Long]

One more day!

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, check it out everyone, miles landed the part of jean valjean!



what?

 

[unregistered]

 

[midwestyankee]

Absolutely perfect!

Now I'm singing that song, though. I blame you! Er, THANK you!

And the battle of the earworms continues:

Les Misbarack

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm not clicking that link so I'm safe! Muahahahaha!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm not clicking that link so I'm safe! Muahahahaha!

But you know you want to. There's a singing Sarah Palin, after all.

 

[Saucyminx]

Must. . . be. .. strong. . . Not click. . .

 

[Emerson40]

C'mon Minxy.

Just the tip...







of your cursor.

 

[Saucyminx]

C'mon Minxy.

Just the tip...







of your cursor.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that. . . I could retire. Today. To Turks and Caicos.

 

[Emerson40]

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that. . . I could retire. Today. To Turks and Caicos.

Not from me!

Maybe a bus ticket, Erie to Cleveland, and a night (just one) in a Motel 6.
And again, I was always referring to your cursor.

 

[Saucyminx]

Not from me!

Maybe a bus ticket, Erie to Cleveland, and a night (just one) in a Motel 6.
And again, I was always referring to your cursor.

Uh yeah. I know.

Sweet talker. I got sent to Erie for work once. I just made me sad. Also I didn't see one damn Elk when they sent me to Elk county. What's up with that?

 

[Emerson40]

Uh yeah. I know.

Sweet talker. I got sent to Erie for work once. I just made me sad. Also I didn't see one damn Elk when they sent me to Elk county. What's up with that?

I k n o w.

Same thing happened to me when I went to Big Beaver, PA.

 

[midwestyankee]

I k n o w.

Same thing happened to me when I went to Big Beaver, PA.

You think I got laid when I did that workshop in Intercourse, PA? Hell no! Truth in advertising, people!


Click it, Minxie. It might stretch you to do so. And you know how much stretching does for you.

Signed,
Your Favorite RackMaster

 

[Saucyminx]

I k n o w.

Same thing happened to me when I went to Big Beaver, PA.

*blinks* There is a Big Beaver PA? And I bet you weren't looking all that hard for one of those. . . well now, that just took a turn didn't it?

You think I got laid when I did that workshop in Intercourse, PA? Hell no! Truth in advertising, people!


Click it, Minxie. It might stretch you to do so. And you know how much stretching does for you.

Signed,
Your Favorite RackMaster

But did you get sticky buns? There is a really good bakery down there there that sells sticky buns, so you can get sticky buns in Intercourse. And are you sure you didn't go 10 miles down the road too far and end up in Blue Ball or Virginville? I've been to Blue Ball, but it has been at least 30 years since I was in Virginville. . .

Tease.

 

[Emerson40]

*blinks* There is a Big Beaver PA? And I bet you weren't looking all that hard for one of those. . . well now, that just took a turn didn't it?

I thought I looked, hard.

Started in Homewood, went up and down Big Beaver Blvd., repeatedly.


*shrugs*

 

[Miles Long]

It's getting hot in here. *loosens collar*

 

[Emerson40]

It's getting hot in here. *loosens collar*

Not too much.

An intimate, secure fit ensures vorfreude is sustained.



http://36.media.tumblr.com/b3eee5e26facefb36aa8951c60e7eaf5/tumblr_njb1p1lAch1tlfz2ho1_500.jpg

 

[pplwatching]

I think that I'm going to have to make it last longer if I want to charge my laptop.

http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband

 

[Miles Long]

I've never seen so many Japanese people with selfie sticks in my life. Man.

Did you photobomb?

 

[Miles Long]

I had to be restrained, and not in a sexy way.

Heaps beached.

 

[Hypoxia]

I think that I'm going to have to make it last longer if I want to charge my laptop.

http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband

I'm considering writing a tale involving something like that, but with serious side effects. The device inductively stores energy in the user's testicles; ejaculation transmits power surges into the recipient. Zap. Yeah, something like that. Alien probes should be involved too. Stay tuned.