son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

I've been hoodwinked! I've been bamboozled! I've been schmeckledorfed!

http://www.aquariumlife.net/profile-images/cuckoo-catfish.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

No, not for me, and most definitely not today--it was a nearly insurmountable challenge.

Unfortunately to get a cookie, I will have to go make them myself, and I just don't have the strength after all the not stabbing people.

Oh, what a drag it is to lead a life of crime.

I might be willing to get caught if they serve cookies.

I don't think it was the cookies that caused the young lady to offer to share a cell. Just a guess, of course.

 

[silverwhisper]

am i the only one wondering what schmeckledorfing is?

ed

 

[multitalentman]

No. I was just wondering the same. Knowing saucy, its a clever euphamisim designed to ensnare unsuspecting men....

 

[Saucyminx]

am i the only one wondering what schmeckledorfing is?

ed

No. I was just wondering the same. Knowing saucy, its a clever euphamisim designed to ensnare unsuspecting men....

Sorry, it was a Spongebob reference--back when I thought it was occasionally funny.

Schmeckeldorfed

And Yank, it's ok if Miles would rather have regular cookies, I would share mine with him, if I ever got through a day without my picaristic tendencies stampeding to the fore. We are more like brahs.

 

[silverwhisper]

you spongebobed us?!


that does it.

[trout-smacks minxy with a glee & abandon of religious zeal]

 

[Saucyminx]

you spongebobed us?!


that does it.

[trout-smacks minxy with a glee & abandon of religious zeal]

That's it! I've been catfished and trout smacked in one day? *grumbles and wanders off muttering*

 

[Miles Long]

Son of a bitch!

 

[midwestyankee]

That's it! I've been catfished and trout smacked in one day? *grumbles and wanders off muttering*

So you're just going to go off singing "It's all about the bass" from your secret perch?

 

[Miles Long]

Holy mackerel that tipped the scales. Are we now making fish puns for the halibut?

 

[midwestyankee]

Holy mackerel that tipped the scales. Are we now making fish puns for the halibut?

I hope so. I know a whole grouper of them.

 

[Miles Long]

I hope so. I know a whole grouper of them.

As long as none of them are crappie we should be fin.

 

[midwestyankee]

As long as none of them are crappie we should be fin.

Now you're singing my tuna!

 

[Miles Long]

Now you're singing my tuna!

It looks like everyone clammed up...

 

[midwestyankee]

It looks like everyone clammed up...

Or maybe they all had to go to school?

 

[Miles Long]

Or maybe they all had to go to school?

They are such good gulls and buoys!

 

[multitalentman]

Not tonight, I have a haddock.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm afraid i've made anenome of minxy...

[flips a few sand dollars onto the sand bar]

 

[Saucyminx]

i'm afraid i've made anenome of minxy...

[flips a few sand dollars onto the sand bar]

Never that darlin.

Holy mackeral! You guys shore ran with that.

 

[Miles Long]

Never that darlin.

Holy mackeral! You guys shore ran with that.

Son of a beach we shore did! Comes in waves you know.

 

[Eilan]

Woke up to a vomit-covered hallway and bathroom. Why the FUCK didn't anyone let me know what was happening?

 

[Saucyminx]

Woke up to a vomit-covered hallway and bathroom. Why the FUCK didn't anyone let me know what was happening?

I have often considered checking myself into the witness protection program when stomach flu hits the household.

Sorry E--hope everyone is feeling better soon.

 

[talikat]

Oh come on, enough with the snow already!!!

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh come on, enough with the snow already!!!

Right there with ya sister.


You all might see me on International news tonight. I'm considering a rampage somewhere warm. I will make sure to dress as Wonder Woman or something so everyone will know it is me. Then a collection thread for bail would be most appreciated. . .

And damn it, I guess no cookie today either.

 

[Eilan]

Godfuckingdamn that felt good.