son of the isolated blurts thread!

[LikeASnowflake]

Great but super busy week....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you saying I have some kind of giant gaping vagina?

I'm not saying that! How would I know?!?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Touche! I'm no easy camwhore. You really barked up the wrong tree there huh.

I found you. Seems like the perfect tree at which I should bark.

*passes out vomit bags to the rest of the bystanders*

 

[Emerson40]

Touche! I'm no easy camwhore. You really barked up the wrong tree there huh.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/182436d807020891aaad4e24c1d37fc9/tumblr_n2g91jWOjX1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg​

I found you. Seems like the perfect tree at which I should bark.

*passes out vomit bags to the rest of the bystanders*

http://37.media.tumblr.com/4b18a7c57d519ba3d58ba4b2ce39a679/tumblr_n226jmAuE61s9ck58o1_500.jpg​

I keed, i keed!

 

[Lord Pmann]

*takes one as well*

I knew this was coming.

 

[Eilan]

eilan: that's what iggy is for.

Oh, it's been on iggy for a while, but I'm still tired of it.

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan: then let's start a conversation that's more resistant to that kind of idiocy.

ed

 

[Emerson40]

Butterfly kisses can be the best kisses with which to start the day with.

 

[silverwhisper]

holy crap.

a phone interview is not the environment to start on a 10 minute, expletive-filled rant about how your last employers did you dirty.

do that with your friends. do that with your loved ones.

please don't do it when you're talking with someone on whom you want to make a positive, professional impression.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

I wonder if that guy can play hockey with his huge cock. Now that I would watch.

The new kitty has been named! While I lobbied hard for Princess SuzEmerson Dust Bunny the third, it has been decreed and hence forward shall be known throughout the land, that my son named the cat. . . .

Godzilla.

Yes, that cute, delicate, little girl ball of fur and purrs is now Godzilla. *sigh* I should have just let him name her Douglas like he originally wanted.

 

[Emerson40]

Have a sublime Easter everyone!



http://24.media.tumblr.com/09500a93774d47192421a230ffb158d9/tumblr_n3smh2MUlw1qclstoo1_400.jpg​

 

[silverwhisper]

RS: OK, that's pretty darned priceless.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Miss 4 just told me it's Good Friday, that means the bells don't ring because Jesus died on the crossing.

He should have waited for the lights, I guess.

*nods* That is why Easter eggs are red and yellow and green (and blue and purple and pink)

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Drunk in love......

Missing my baby but it was a great and really fun night!

 

[Emerson40]

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck

I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

 

[Saucyminx]

Dumb and oblivious as a box of rocks.

Amazing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't like no gnmlmf.

 

[NightL]

I don't like no gnmlmf.

Hey, teacher, leave them gnmlmf alone

...sorry 80's twitch

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Over.

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't like no gnmlmf.

Thats not what I heard.

The view from my bedroom window at the new place. It just makes me happy.

Cherry tree--but no big black horse

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dumb and oblivious as a box of rocks.

Amazing.

You know, it just isn't fair to rocks to disparage them like that!

 

[Miles Long]

Pass the eye bleach!

 

[Eilan]

OMG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

 

[Que]

What a very good day!

 

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