son of the isolated blurts thread!

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[Miles Long]

Why did I click on that? I knew it would be awful; now it cannot be unseen.

 

[Emerson40]

You guys think Emerson's bad - you should get on reddit... there's a whole world of crazy to be had there.

Whoa, hey.

What?

 

[Emerson40]

I saw this earlier tonight, in the men's room in an old, weathered pub, and thought it silly and funny.

I'm laughing still, just typing.

 

[Cathleen]

I need to get me a bacon dispenser.

If you get it off an Infomercial, will you give me the second, absolutely free, just pay shipping/handling, one? Please.

 

[Cathleen]

Liar calling out a liar. Lit life is so interesting.

 

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[Emerson40]

Like sand through an hourglass...



Don't leave us hanging here Cathleen.

 

[Miles Long]

I would like that thread more if it had pics of boobs in it.

 

[Miles Long]

Who needs boobs when you have armpits.

BOOBS! I want BOOBS!

 

[Miles Long]

Are you trying to force your fetish on us, Miles?

Yes...

 

[Emerson40]

What about boobs so ginormous, they spill into armpits?

 

[Miles Long]

What about boobs so ginormous, they spill into armpits?

Yes...

 

[Saucyminx]

Did someone call me?

 

[Emerson40]

*tucks Saucy's boobs back into her bra* There ya go, lovely. I've got ya back... or ... your boobs.

BOOOOOO!


http://33.media.tumblr.com/ec0ba57e809b51186b95ca1f3c911398/tumblr_n7ygfywXvz1si8u3ro1_400.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

BOOOOOO!


http://33.media.tumblr.com/ec0ba57e809b51186b95ca1f3c911398/tumblr_n7ygfywXvz1si8u3ro1_400.jpg

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-10040-I-do-not-like-the-cone-of-sham-XbwM.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Waiting is the hardest part. Well, not the hardest...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Goin' fishing. Anyone wanna come with?

 

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[Essie1]

Watching Buffy this morning...how did I ever miss that Xander lost his virginity to Faith? WTF?

That's up there with him squeezing the juice box at the sight of a naked Anya. Nothing like a squishy metaphor

 

[Saucyminx]

Watching Buffy this morning...how did I ever miss that Xander lost his virginity to Faith? WTF?

I just bought the whole series to watch again-- I used to love them and clearly, being dungeon master for a rousing game of D&D this weekend, hasn't upped my nerd cred nearly enough. They are just so freakin goofy.

Having said that, I wish I had lost my virginity to Eliza Dushku. She can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, but my goodness is she hot.

 

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[Saucyminx]

I love your nerd cred, minxy! Buffy, in its glorious entirety, is on Netflix which I was ridiculously happy to discover.

And I'm with you on Eliza Dushku. She is so very hot, but I really think Allison Hanigan is more my type. Maybe it's the red hair...or maybe dark Willow.

Allison Hannigan is adorable too. Dark Willow about made me swoon. I had a thing for Spike too--the season he and Buffy were banging each other in secret? hubba hubba

 

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[Saucyminx]

Me, too! I never would've thought I could prefer Spike over Angel, but I sure did. I loved that season!!

Haha, I only ever liked Angel when he was Angelis. Other than that I found him sappy. There must be something seriously wrong with me.

My younger sister still has the hots for Angel. She had pics. We'd tape false mustaches up on them because I'm from a family of dicks. lol