son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

nom nom nom

from top to bottom: Candied bacon with dash of cayenne pepper,
semi-sweet chocolate, home made caramel,
whiskey marshmallow, more semi-sweet chocolate.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/b5799a377fac783f1cf9f845eaf74f8d/tumblr_mesj6fLp5j1ra71qco4_500.jpg


It goes in your face hole.​

 

[Saucyminx]

Beetroot. Gods gift to salads.

Beets are so yummy. Little goat cheese, little honey, little basil. . . .

Ummm..... Bacon fills that role for my salads.

Bacon is good with almost everything. Ok, not pickles.

http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/disgruntled-cat.jpg

Saw this on Pinterest and really want to start using it regularly.

 

[Saucyminx]

from top to bottom: Candied bacon with dash of cayenne pepper,
semi-sweet chocolate, home made caramel,
whiskey marshmallow, more semi-sweet chocolate.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/b5799a377fac783f1cf9f845eaf74f8d/tumblr_mesj6fLp5j1ra71qco4_500.jpg


It goes in your face hole.​

That made me cringe. Guess I've been around too many sweets. I think my blood sugar rocketed just looking at that pic, and mine is usually a little low anyway.

 

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[Saucyminx]

Don't worry, I drink up all the excess coffee that you don't drink. I've cut down. I'm down to one pot a day. . . oh and whatever I make in the keurig. So, ok, probably not one pot a day.

I should have this mug.
http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/766088789/what_do_we_want_coffee_when_do_we_want_it_ill.jpg?side=Back&height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true

 

[Saucyminx]

Traveling mercies!

Took kiddo #2 driving yesterday. She did a fantastic job. I took her to an obscure paved road, and she even drove home, mostly on the road. I only have slight whiplash, and shin splints from jamming on the imaginary brake.

Tonight I am taking kiddo #1 to the same spot. He has a little more experience than she does, but a lot more anxiety about driving. Let's hope he does just as well.

I have ice, advil, and icy hot waiting for when I get home.

Wish me luck. Please. I have a lot to live for.

(I'm just kidding they are both doing really well. No really. . . )

 

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[Saucyminx]

Survived!

And got called out for the ALS challenge. *sigh* Guess I'm going to be dripping up 3 flights of stairs. . .and not in a fun way!

 

[bailadora]

Survived!

And got called out for the ALS challenge. *sigh* Guess I'm going to be dripping up 3 flights of stairs. . .and not in a fun way!

*applause*

Did mine yesterday. Holy shit - it was COLD! My husband and kids made sure there was extra ice used! (I donated and did the challenge).

 

[Miles Long]

Hottest. Thread. Ever.

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[Saucyminx]

*applause*

Did mine yesterday. Holy shit - it was COLD! My husband and kids made sure there was extra ice used! (I donated and did the challenge).

That's my plan too, I will probably do it Thurs since I have to travel for work tomorrow. My daughter's whole high school band is going to do it, and each donate $3 too. The local news is supposed to film them and air it.

I sent this to all my gfs who did it so here you go baila!
http://i.imgur.com/LNIkaGW.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

Eeek. Quickly blocks Saucy on Facebook - don't call me out for it! I'll just donate!

I will admit, the thought crossed my mind, but no need to block me from seeing adorable Pirate Pics. I promise not to call you out.

My one friend did it his way. He poured the ice out of a shaker into a glass, poured in a double of ketel one vodka, waved a soda bottle over it, and said that is the right way to do the challenge. I tend to agree but my children are so looking forward to dousing me, I can't disappoint them.

 

[Que]

Blurt: Ow.

He did not survive the encounter. I plan to.

Almost 35 years including tromping around at night and camping in his desert habitat, and this is my first sting.

 

[Que]

from top to bottom: Candied bacon with dash of cayenne pepper,
semi-sweet chocolate, home made caramel,
whiskey marshmallow, more semi-sweet chocolate.

It goes in your face hole.​

Wow. Not on my eating plan if I am to regain my girlish figure...but that sounds really good.

 

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[Lord Pmann]

I feel awful complaining because we have a lot of sex, but what woman wants that reaction when she dresses up for a man? (Well apart from all the ones in the that thread downstairs).

I would have just been hypnotized, I bet.

 

[NippleMuncher]

That awkward yet not entirely unusual moment when you dress up in sexy lingerie and he turns you down for the TV show he's watching.

Oh, like he couldn't continue watching while he had you bent over the back of the couch!

 

[imemkay]

Holy Zygoma, that was difficult!

 

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[Saucyminx]

You're a good mum.

I wouldn't block you really. How cute did she look?!

So freakin cute I fell out. Em agrees. She's adorable just like her mama.

 

[Emerson40]

So freakin cute I fell out. Em agrees. She's adorable just like her mama.

Yes, I do. Wholeheartedly.

I think.

 

[Saucyminx]

Yes, I do. Wholeheartedly.

I think.

My Em, Em honey. You are someone else's Em. And you would agree--that little girl is so damn cute.

 

[imemkay]

here's a label for ya: A bitch is a bitch is a bitch.

WTF?!

 

[imemkay]

Exactly...I think....who can keep all the labels straight?

I find it ironic that we don't want to any sensitive soul to get butthurt, so let's invent some crazy new terms so that everybody is labeled and nobody feels singled out; yet we feel it's completely acceptable to shout "fuck off" when we're confronted with the "harassment" of "that's a lovely dress your wearing".

I will say, though, the "label" portion of my original post was inspired from that fucked up thread, the "bitch" portion was directed toward a lazy, bitchy co-worker who made my work day much more difficult that it needed to be.