son of the isolated blurts thread!

[MeekMe]

4

I like to watch.

 

[Doog_kuron]

FINE, fine, fine, fine, FINE!

Tonight I bake. I could have gone with a simple recipe but for tonight's photographic pleasure I shall attempt something a little more....adventurous. Yes, tonight this Giraffe will make *drum roll* CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE CUPCAKES!

NOTE: Should the kitchen burn down with me in it, I politely request my body be returned to the Serengeti!

SIDE NOTE: I can't believe I am doing something so ridiculous!

 

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[Saucyminx]

I would even offer to film the event. (I always offer to film, but NO ONE has taken me up on it yet.)

Chocolate. Super yum. You are now my favorite giraffe.

Coffee! Why have you forsaken me today? I'm unfocused and tired, and you are not helping. Four cups should have had some effect by now. I must pay attention to work, I must pay attention to work.

Oooooh, Lit, and FB, and Pinterest. . . oh my

I might be in need of assistance from the social media wizard, whoever that is.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Well...not quite what I call a ...err...success. Umm...hmm. Pictures up soon.

 

[Doog_kuron]

This is what it's supposed to look like.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake.jpg

 

[Doog_kuron]

It begins...

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_1.jpg
I have my weapons of war right here.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_2.jpg
Umm...this is the truffle. Strong enough to defy gravity and keep a spoon upright. IE concrete.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_3.jpg
Not sure it's supposed to do that.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_4.jpg
So far, so good.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_5.jpg
In goes the truffle.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_6.jpg
Umm...well, see...I intended to have my cupcakes mirror the surface of the moon...honest!

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_7.jpg
My crack decorating skills.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_8.jpg
They're my artistic impression of boobs. You just have to squint reeeeeallly hard to see it. And be borderline brain damaged.

http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_9.jpg
My masterpiece! Or monumental failure, depending on your perspective.

 

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[Doog_kuron]

Wait...aren't you supposed to be covered in frosting?

Oh I was, I looked like I had been perched in the attic for a few decades. In my hair, on my shirt, up my nose! I've never snorted icing sugar before, not entirely convinced I ever want to again either!

 

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[Saucyminx]

It begins...
http://www.balmoraluk.com/img/cake_8.jpg
They're my artistic impression of boobs. You just have to squint reeeeeallly hard to see it. And be borderline brain damaged.

Sir Giraffe, completely epic. And I can honestly say, I've seen worse. Thank you for the pictures. I especially liked the boobs--so I'm going to both the ophthalmologist and the neurologist tomorrow to check both eyesight and brain function.

I have about 6 lbs of icing sugar in the pantry ladies, so we can snort until our hearts are content.

 

[bailadora]

Today, while volunteering at the school, a third grade boy told me, "Wow! You smell really good!" I guess this means the new perfume is a hit!

 

[Saucyminx]

Today, while volunteering at the school, a third grade boy told me, "Wow! You smell really good!" I guess this means the new perfume is a hit!

Oooooh which one were you wearing? I'm a total perfume junkie as you can see from the pic below...
http://i.imgur.com/dPiAr64.jpg

 

[Doog_kuron]

I bet they tasted sensational though.

Well sort of. I mean the icing on the top, delicious, the cupcake, delicious. The truffle. Umm...oh dear. I gave the truffle to someone to sample. They responded enthusiastically. The initial enthusiasm gave way to slower chewing, then silence, then the face sort of contorted, like say...someone who just swallowed a bee. Then coughing, choking and an utterance about it being a little on the bitter side and that it could be felt through the jaw.

So, whilst the cupcakes were indeed a small triumph but with all the looks of Quasimodo, the truffles were potent enough to be used as a new military grade weapon. Then there was the fact for the next 12 hours every time I breathed in I could taste icing sugar. So meh.

At any rate, glad you all enjoyed the show.

 

[Saucyminx]

Wow! I thought I had a lot of perfume!

I'm older. I've had more time to accumulate--and I didn't buy all of those. At least 4 of them were gifts.

OH MY.

*giggles like a girl*

Yikes! At least he would be handy.
"Um, honey! Can you come plunge the toilet? "
Wait, I guess that could be a clever euphemism but I would have to vote no on the butt sex with that dude.

Damnit RS. I had to go look at that thing again. It's going to be a long day. lol. I wonder how many times I'm going to have to re-click. It may be legion.

 

[Saucyminx]

hahahaha That's too funny. Still a winner in my eyes.

Thank you for the laughs, much required around my world lately.

Same same. We should probably make him an honorary lesbro.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Absoloutely. He can share our special broments.

Whoa there, whoa there wonder. There is absolutely no way on the plains of the Serengeti that I am going to be a 'lesbro' nor share in 'broments', whatever the devil that lot means. No, I am quite happy where I am, sticking my neck out to offer my sarcastic witty remarks, and seeing guys come up with a long and creative list of ways to get women on here to remove their clothes. It's comedy gold!

 

[Saucyminx]

Click through the whole gallery!!

Evil temptress!

Why did I do that? I think I have an eye infection now.

I'm sorry, a couple of those, particularly the one that looks like a hairy slinky with a candy heart on the top, I would run screaming from. Or the one with the big bulge in the middle! He needs to get that thing looked at by a medical professional.

*rethinks thinking about rethinking one night stand policy*

 

[Saucyminx]

Whoa there, whoa there wonder. There is absolutely no way on the plains of the Serengeti that I am going to be a 'lesbro' nor share in 'broments', whatever the devil that lot means. No, I am quite happy where I am, sticking my neck out to offer my sarcastic witty remarks, and seeing guys come up with a long and creative list of ways to get women on here to remove their clothes. It's comedy gold!

Spoil bro-sport

 

[anthilly]

Morning minx

 

[MeekMe]

OH MY.

*giggles like a girl*

Crap! Are those for real?

(>.<)

 

[MeekMe]

I'm fearful that they may well be real.

Well... In my limited experience, I'm glad I never came across anything like these. They look painful.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Sooo this is what ladies do in their free time, snort icing sugar and stare at deformed male body parts. Interesting.

 

[Saucyminx]

We also drink champagne, eat brunch, blow bubbles, and have pillow fights.