Britwitch
Classically curvy
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2004
- Posts
- 23,086
I am so done with this day. I can't do anything right.
Fuck.
comes bearing hugs and hot chocolate
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
I am so done with this day. I can't do anything right.
Fuck.
sobs
I hate being sick. I hate how stupid my brain gets.
I am so done with this day. I can't do anything right.
Fuck.
*dives into the mug*
That mug looks divine.
Also, hi everyone?
waves from bed, surrounded by tissues
Oh Brutal, I can always rely on you!
grins and tries to hide her very red nose

Yep. That's me. Brutally reliable.
Feeling better?
A little, thankfully. Managed to nap while watching Mirror, Mirror.
I watched "Batman continues" tonight.![]()
I can't help but wonder what Nolan's Batman franchise would be like if Heath Ledger were still alive.![]()
Mmmm. One can only wonder.
I just finished watching "The Movie Where Megan Fox and her Midriff Lean Over a Car Engine in her Mini Skirt and Then Fight some Huge Robots".
I think I'll watch "The Movie Where Megan Fox and her Bottom Sit Provocatively On A Motorbike, in Hot Pants, and then Fight some More Huge Robots Again".
Perhaps Megan Fox needs to part company with her midriff and her butt, in order to be taken seriously.
I look forward to Transformers Five, in which Megan Fox's disembodied brain communicates in high-speed machine code with the evil robot leaders, before kicking butt with some serious algorithmical high-jinks.
All set to this as soundtrack.
Oh, and I hope you are feeling better, Ms. Serpentine. You have the delicate flush of a 1920s consumptive, coughing bravely into a lace handkerchief and flicking listlessly through brochures for Swiss sanatoria. I am almost inspired to write some Somerset Maugham-style erotica.
I always thought Daisy Miller was rather fast to be a role model. Still, you modern girls...
I love that story, it's so fragile and pretty.
Aaaah I bet Daisy never went to bed early with a hot whiskey and little pieces of cheese.
sneezes
In other news, hot whiskey is groooooooss.
Why on earth are you drinking hot whiskey?
So it'll make my cold go away!!