Strangest Place you did the deed?

[Nelicquele]

In my then-girlfriend's cousin's bedroom (actually where I lost my virginity). He died a year and a half previous at basic training. =O

In a hotel bathroom on a high school speech team trip, with several people unaware in the room.

In my eighth grade English teacher's guest bed, with my then-girlfriend. A friend of mine was house-sitting for her and had a few people over to get drunk and play board games. That same night, I also recieved a blowjob from her underneath a blanket literally a foot from the housesitting friend, who was fast asleep.

In my then-girlfriend's father's recliner.

In a car outside an abandoned factory building.

On playground equipment at the local K-3 elementary school.

And on the practice football field at my high school.

Gah...I was a whore in 10-12 grade.

 

[northwoods_sub]

Home dug out of my high schools baseball field. lost my virginity there.

public sauna in the gym of a military base.

picnic table during the day in the middle of a park.

woods behind my high school, after school, when all of the track runners were doing their workouts.


Ah the memories!!

 

[ender1818]

ah memories before kids...

oh speaking of kids, Saturday mornings when they are watching cartoons in the next room.

The pool at my then g/f's apartment complex that was in the courtyard.

My bedroom at my parent's house--I know, fairly vanilla, but they are VERY light sleepers and their room is right under mine!

My office parking lot.

"The Melting Pot" bathroom--oh what an anniversary evening!

O'Charley's booth

wife was nice enough to provide a BJ on the interstate

couple of other places that I can't think of right now.

 

[FukenDubbin]

At the time, my now ex~wife had the brilliant idea of doing it on the beach. Needless to say we were caught by a roaming sheriff under the pier

 

[ender1818]

that reminds me!

my brothers & I rented a condo with our wives. One of my brothers was asleep on the couch while my wife and I enjoyed each other's "company" out on the balcony listening to the neighbors getting drunk and the waves crashing.

Can't BELIEVE I forgot to mention that one!!

 

[Dreamliner]

A list, a list........

In no particular priority

1. bj while driving car in normal peak traffic around the Arc de Triomphe.

2. Mile high club twice in the toilets

3. in the water at a beach (crowded) me standing, she legs wrapped around my hips

 

[FeistyOrchid]

Great thread

I've deflowered a virgin in a park (at night) on a bunch meant for use for the baseball players, had anal in a different park across the street from a major shopping center not nearly as late as night, and finally gave a bj in a car in an empty parking lot at night- a cop found out. All three times I was scared out of my mind! I'm not a fan of acts with others in the open but I'd most liking be OK with showing off for others by myself in the open.

 

[Hoosier262]

In front of the Police Station

I was on the receiving end a BJ while parked in front of a police station at night. That girl had a gift for sure.

 

[Bill3250]

On a grassy hill in London's Hyde Park on a warm Sunday afternoon. Unusual, maybe not, but it was very-very exciting.

 

[Htchkr]

Hey

In the back seat of a 65 Ford Custom rolling down the main drag in my home town, me and my then girlfriend going at it like rabbits and the three guys in the front seat wishing they was me.

OR...

The time me and the same girl did it in the bathroom of a gas station while her mothers best friend was banging on the door trying to get in and berating the attendant for letting such behavior to take place at his gas station.

OR.. the time --- wait a minute,
I'll save that one for another time.


later

 

[jbbrewer]

I'm not sure if this is a strange place, but back in '83, when I was an 19 year old Marine L/Cpl, deployed to Beirut, Lebanon, I fucked a working girl in an alley off the main drag in Haifa, Israel while on liberty. It was at night so the street lights made the shadows of my two buddies waiting and watching at the head of the alley appear 20 feet tall on the side of the building I was next to. I had her bent over and was behind her with my pants around my ankles. I looked up, and instead of two shadows there was now at least twenty more shadows! Looking over my shoulder, I saw standing at the front of the crowd a Marine SP and a Navy SP. I stopped and went to pull my pants up, but the young Marine Corporal said, "no, no...go ahead", so I kept on. She looked back at me, and in broken english said, "your friends?", I nodded, finished up, at which point the Shore Patrol turned and told the crowd of sailors and Marines, "OK, shows over, move along!", which they did. I then pulled up my pants and headed on to the next bar for another cold Macabee beer.

 

[EjAcKuLaToR]

On a 14 foot Starcraft ski boat out on a very crowded lake with my buddy and his girlfriend doing it on the fold down lounge chair right beside me and my girlfriend. That was pretty close to top of the list.

Other than that there have been a number of memorable events. Like with my girlfriend in the back seat of a church bus coming back home (at night) after a day's outing. She and I got under a blanket and had a LARGE mutual masterbation session. That was fun. The preacher and his wife was two rows in front of us and my girlfriend's brother and sister in law were directly in front of us.

One other time was at a girlfriend's house when a major ballgame was going on. She had a really big family who was watching the game in the den and my g/f dragged me into the 1/2 bath just down the hallway from the den and we did a "quickie". I was scared to hell over that one, but afterward when I knew we were cool, I thought I was the king of the world!!!!!!

 

[smoothbikini]

in a closet at church during choir practice...

 

[Anhedonic]

I was on a Greyhound bus from Spokane, WA to Fall River, MA. We stopped in Pullman,WA and she got on and sat in the seat across the aisle from me. I was just playing my guitar through headphones to pass the time. I got a good look at her large breasts and round ass on a small frame. Her body tapered just right at the waist. She had long blond hair with a few streaks of pink in it. It took a few miles down the road before anything happened. I looked over a few times and eventually I got to see her having a wee bit of fun with herself. She was slouched all the way down in the seat and had her tits out over her bra. She kept looking at me while she sucked her nipples and fingered her pussy. I was more than game for this so I went ahead and kept watching her until she patted the seat next to her. It was time for me to vacate my seat and occupy hers. Immediately after sitting down and slouching myself down to her level she grabbed my hand and placed it down her pants. She was shaved clean and VERY wet. Silky. So I explored the insides of her cunt with the middle finger of my left hand and she leaned over and put her lips to my ear and said "ahhhhhh...". She then helped herself to a handful of my cock and we went ahead and had ourselves a conversation while playing with each other's genitalia. She made it clear that I would be fucking her when we got to Chicago because we had a 3 hour layover. I asked her what she liked. She told me she was bisexual and loved anal. Two plusses. I had the idea of going in the bus bathroom but, people were using it constantly to take shits so that was out of the question. So we pretty much stayed in our seats the whole way and got to know each other. Finally we made it to Chicago and it was off to find a hotel nearby. Fuck, there wasn't any. I walked around the whole building and nothing. I found a couple of dumpsters that we could have went behind but there was just too much light. I didn't care but she did. So, I got a bright idea. And she went with it. We went in the men's bathroom and entered a stall all the way against the wall. I told her she had to be quiet or we would be busted. So she went ahead and latched on to my neck with her teeth as I entered her by pushing her up against a wall and lifting her feet up so noone could see two sets of feet under the stall. She bit harder and harder and I could tell it was hard for her to keep quiet but she managed as I pumped more and more dick into her. I even got to put it in her ass after awhile. I almost lost my load moments after entry but I gritted my teeth and made it past that point-of-no-return feeling to fill her rectal cavity properly. She made a slight humming noise that was only concealed by the activities of the 7 or 8 men occupying the bathroom. So after I gave her a sperm enema I realized we got away with it. The nervous "might get caught" feeling really amplified the sensation of ejaculation. I was a permanent fan after this. Now the only problem we had was getting out of the bathroom because it was getting full. It took about 5 minutes of us looking at each other with a "what are we going to do" look before I just grabbed her hand and said fuck it. I opened the stall door and there were a few guys waiting in line that instantly cracked smiles because they knew what just went on. I just walked right out with her and back into the lobby. Then everything was ok and we could savor the experience. Before long we parted ways. She was going to Texas and I was headed East. I don't even think I got her name.

True story.

 

[happysam4321]

the strangest place was a hotel balcony, her bent over the railings and me from behind. That was sexy in its self but also as we were doing the deed on the other side of the hotel was another couple having the same idea, with her giving him a blowjob. Being so drunk we laughed and carried on!

 

[Mansa Musa]

A Burger King bathroom. If I hadn´t heard that song so many times, I´d never have thought of using it as a location. And we had to visit a lot of Burger Kings to find a suitable venue.

 

[sexilegs]

on the hood of a car parked in the driveway...

blowjob driving down the freeway during daylight rush hour

sex in the car pulled off the freeway

 

[mellowgyrl]

A Burger King bathroom. If I hadn´t heard that song so many times, I´d never have thought of using it as a location. And we had to visit a lot of Burger Kings to find a suitable venue.

That's just hilarious!

 

[Joankraig]

I once had a threesome in a cemetery. We were not there to 'visit' anyone, but were just strolling around, after having a bit too much to drink. It was my husbands idea, and the guy we were with was more than happy to join in, so I said "what the hell". While it was a little rushed, it was a lot of fun (as I remember).

 

[kitten]

Hmm... It was after 11PM, close to 12AM, on August 5th when it started. We had plopped down a bit inside Central Park (not too far in) and he started to play with me... I'm not sure exactly what time we started, but I remember I came on his fingers and he whispered "Happy birthday" in my ear and held me close. It was my 18th birthday.

 

[Nash47]

A few memories to add . . .

In college my g/f at the time and I did it a few times in a building that was under construction, one of the classrooms. After the building was finished and I walked by that room, I had wonderful memories indeed. We also did it at night in the student commons building, in a conference room.

My ex-wife and I did it at her parent's home on the floor of the downstairs laundry room while her family was upstairs during the holidays. About 15 people in the house at the time.

 

[MistyS]

Beach... people were around.

 

[glynndah]

In a convent just outside Vatican City.

 

[cleverdevil76]

In a McDonalds.
At the corner of Bathurst&Bloor in Toronto is a 3 level McD's. We went in in the later evening, so it was empty as is, but the lower level was sectioned off because they'd been mopping, so no one could eat down there, but the bathrooms were down there, so....
It was on one of the tables.

 

[bubbliebabs]

I have a few...I was a kinky teenager I guess.

Bf and I (now hubby) use to be all over each other in school. We would make out in the choir closet before school and during lunch if the room was unlocked. One day when it wasn't, we went into the gym which also had the stage for drama, and we had sex on the stage set, glitter on the floor and fellow students playing basket ball just on the other side of the curtain. Another time, during a basketball game, we went outside up the small hill towards the woodshop and had sex on the grass just out of peoples sites. The most public I can remember though is in a park, on the picnic table...wide open park where if anyone drove in or walked in, they would have gotten an eye full.