Take My challenge...NOW!

Damn conspiracy theorists. Geez don't you know what a wi-fi network is? See, some of us think they are so smart, but then they just look stupid. Fi, you are better off commenting on things you actually know something about. I have a book on Wi-fi called, "Wi-fi for Dummies". I guess I could scan it and just cut and paste it and PM like about 500 PMs into your account if you need like a primer on how all that stuff works :D

if you figured it out a few weeks ago then it shouldnt have affected your post last night, right?
 
No, I DON'T know the woman. But there you go, making that leap. See, you just have absolutely nothing to do and no life whatsoever. Stop making assumptions. They make an ass out of you.

So you don't know her, but you are in the same building and have the same wi-fi connection...

But you don't know her...

Do you even read your posts or do you always look this stupid?
 
Wow, Homburg must not be very bright

i think she won the challenge a good while back. sorry to break the news.

you can be our second wierdest poster if you want to *bats eyelashes sweetly*

If you sub to Homburg he can't be that smart. Surely I would have thought that someone of his ilk could actually find a sub with intelligence. But, see what happens when you make assumptions...Now I look like an ass for thinking Homburg was smart
 
So you don't know her, but you are in the same building and have the same wi-fi connection...

But you don't know her...

Do you even read your posts or do you always look this stupid?

Our building is wired together. You sit there and look at Ip addresses and think that you can come up with some kind of really creepy conspiracy theory to keep yourself occupied in that location of yours. Are you at the library or something? Maybe renting that computer from Aaron's?
 
Our building is wired together. You sit there and look at Ip addresses and think that you can come up with some kind of really creepy conspiracy theory to keep yourself occupied in that location of yours. Are you at the library or something? Maybe renting that computer from Aaron's?

Well to take care of your assumptions, which do of course make you look like an ass, no, I'm at home, I'm working on a computer I built myself.

I don't need to look at IP addresses, I'm looking at what you said. You commented that I must be an idiot for assuming that your IP address is the same as PG's. But oops, I don't know what your IP addresses are, I'm going on what you are saying.

You are saying that you are in the same building, on the same connection, but you have NO idea who she is...

If it looks like shiat and it smells like shait, it's probably shiat.
 
1 - we cant see your IP's, really you're making yourself appear more stupid

2 - what a coincidence though. you two who dont know each other, living in the same building, both ending up on Literotica and in the same thread? Amazing
 
*sits back and waits for the purple, all capped fonts to start*

Seriously I don't know what rock you crawled out from under, or what your goals in life are so here, I have 3 for you:

Lose weight. Your type costs my spouse and I too much money when we fly.
Get a job. That way you can spend your time conjuring up conspiracy theories to float at the water cooler, and people can take bets on stuff like, is Britney pregnant, and stuff like that.
Find inner peace. Establish a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. True, you might not have a higher income to live on. But at least you won't burn in hell when you die.
 
1 - we cant see your IP's, really you're making yourself appear more stupid

2 - what a coincidence though. you two who dont know each other, living in the same building, both ending up on Literotica and in the same thread? Amazing

Fi, expound on all that BDSM knowledge you have. You're so smart teach me Oh, Mistress! LOL
 
Seriously I don't know what rock you crawled out from under, or what your goals in life are so here, I have 3 for you:

Lose weight. Your type costs my spouse and I too much money when we fly.
Get a job. That way you can spend your time conjuring up conspiracy theories to float at the water cooler, and people can take bets on stuff like, is Britney pregnant, and stuff like that.
Find inner peace. Establish a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. True, you might not have a higher income to live on. But at least you won't burn in hell when you die.
methinks I've touched a nerve

Thank you for noticing, but my husband and I are losing weight.
I do have a job, a really good job, where we're too busy dealing with computer issues to worry if Britney's pregnant.
I have inner peace, and it didnt come from Jesus Christ. It came from the love of Malin and Keeper of Fi. And again, thanks for your concern... but I already know I have my own special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk during movies...
 
Let's talk about you for a while....

Do you have a real subbie, or an online subbie? If so, produce her. I think you are so full of shiat. It is people like you that Wal-Mart was built for. I didn't arrive at Lit yesterday. I have been waiting for you to actually talk about this Lifestyle, but you don't contribute anything. So, Ms. Prima Donna; what do you know?
 
If you sub to Homburg he can't be that smart. Surely I would have thought that someone of his ilk could actually find a sub with intelligence. But, see what happens when you make assumptions...Now I look like an ass for thinking Homburg was smart

im not his sub, im his owned collared, and registered slave. and if you feel that im not quiet good enough for him, i invite you to take up the issue with him, himself.

i for one would love to have a front row seat to that
 
I always appreciated this forum for lacking the BS typically associated w/ the GB. I hope this ends up being an isolated incidence.

This really is pretty abnormal. It's like having a large bruise and poking at it, you know it's gonna hurt but you just can't stop yourself.

Every now and then someone shows up that just can't be ignored and their absurdity gets poked at for sheer entertainment value.
 
methinks I've touched a nerve

Thank you for noticing, but my husband and I are losing weight.
I do have a job, a really good job, where we're too busy dealing with computer issues to worry if Britney's pregnant.
I have inner peace, and it didnt come from Jesus Christ. It came from the love of Malin and Keeper of Fi. And again, thanks for your concern... but I already know I have my own special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk during movies...

Looks like your nerves just got rattled sweetie. The problem is that paganists like yourself delude themselves into thinking that they have a grasp on their place in the universe, yet are so, so lost. Who is Malin? Is that like some New Age guru? Is that like a pen name? Can I pick up his writings at B & D? Do you like light flames to this Idol? Tell me how all that works; I'm spellbound
 
im not his sub, im his owned collared, and registered slave. and if you feel that im not quiet good enough for him, i invite you to take up the issue with him, himself.

i for one would love to have a front row seat to that

Sure. I'd love to meet him. Produce him for me.
 
This really is pretty abnormal. It's like having a large bruise and poking at it, you know it's gonna hurt but you just can't stop yourself.

Every now and then someone shows up that just can't be ignored and their absurdity gets poked at for sheer entertainment value.

Yes, I know, there are all sorts of strange people on this site, but who is Malin? What is that? I'm confused about what a Malin is.
 
Looks like your nerves just got rattled sweetie. The problem is that paganists like yourself delude themselves into thinking that they have a grasp on their place in the universe, yet are so, so lost. Who is Malin? Is that like some New Age guru? Is that like a pen name? Can I pick up his writings at B & D? Do you like light flames to this Idol? Tell me how all that works; I'm spellbound

O.k. I can't resist because this just cracked me up. If you'd been paying attention to Fi at all through this thread (instead of just spouting random shit as you felt the need) you'd have picked up the fact that Malin isn't a deity that Fi worships but is her husband. You should at least have picked that he is someone important in her life when she commented that they were losing weight together. I don't know about you but I haven't heard of any deities appearing at the gym with their worshipers lately.
 
OK that qualifies for idol worship

O.k. I can't resist because this just cracked me up. If you'd been paying attention to Fi at all through this thread (instead of just spouting random shit as you felt the need) you'd have picked up the fact that Malin isn't a deity that Fi worships but is her husband. You should at least have picked that he is someone important in her life when she commented that they were losing weight together. I don't know about you but I haven't heard of any deities appearing at the gym with their worshipers lately.

Thanks for straightening me out. Now at least I know that there is at least one person on this site who decided that "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me" did not apply to them.:)
 
Well, now that we have that straightened out...

Fi, we are all on pins and needles waiting for you to impart all of that wisdom that you contain about your knowledge of the Lifestyle. Surely you must have acquired reams and reams of insight into it, because as smart as you are, there is no way that you would be so rude as to not help us all out. So, clue us in. We're dying to hear all of it...:D
 
Re: Createashemale's comments about Fi


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Clueless
 
When you cannot attack the argument, attack the arguer.

Argument won, discussion over.

Wow, that is astounding that you get defensive, yet you were absolutely a jerk yesterday on this site to someone that you don't know, you've never met, and know nothing about. So, I tell you what...Now I am curious. I am going to contact the Princess and get to know her. I have been wanting to find someone that I could network with in my own area. You see, not all of us here are idiots, or rude, as you were yesterday. And I can imagine that she could probably use a friend after all that horse shit you dumped on her yesterday. The truth is that if she winds up with a new friend, and we wind up sharing information that helps each of us, then we will have helped each other out, and benefited. Now with the price of gasoline so high, hopefully she works at least in an area that we could carpool together. So, what I should probably say is that if your intent was to run her off this site, when we get through talking, I am going to do all I can to convince her to stay. And together, we will parse through all of the posts that you have made over time, and then start needling you. Sounds like a plan to me...
 
Fi, we are all on pins and needles waiting for you to impart all of that wisdom that you contain about your knowledge of the Lifestyle. Surely you must have acquired reams and reams of insight into it, because as smart as you are, there is no way that you would be so rude as to not help us all out. So, clue us in. We're dying to hear all of it...:D

Perhaps you might like to read one of the many threads here geared for just such a request where Fi, and many others here have provided insight. :) The library is very helpful, or if you have a question on a subject that you do not see there, feel free to present it as a topic in a polite manner and I'm sure there are many here who would be happy to offer their experiences.

And I'm sorry, but this comment really has me puzzled. How did you come up with fat people make the cost of flights more expencive?:confused: Was this a news report I missed? Seriously, because if helping every person who flys loose 20lbs so my flights could be cheaper, I'd be all for that.
 
Well morons do tend to bring out the fun side of me.

Your pathetic attempts to make us believe you aren't the same person or at the very least don't know each other are just to much fun to avoid.

But I tell you what. If by some incredibly small chance you aren't the same person or don't know each other, which none of us believes, I really do hope you get to meet and learn from each other.

I cannot think of two people who truly deserve each other as much.
 
1 - we cant see your IP's, really you're making yourself appear more stupid

2 - what a coincidence though. you two who dont know each other, living in the same building, both ending up on Literotica and in the same thread? Amazing

in addition, even if you were on the same wifi and could see each othrs computers, would you really name your computer for everyone to see "creatashemale"? and she would really have her computer named "princessgoddess?"

right. a-huh. whatever you say.
 
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