Techniques for the stretching of vaginas

[catalina_francisco]

Only the most selfish person on earth would want to stretch his partner's vagina. Why don't you just cut out her clit too so she can't have any pleasure at all while you're at it in your third world country.

Mmmmm, well as an Aussie I can assure you we are not a third world country, far from it.

Catalina

 

[BrightFlower]

Mmmmm, well as an Aussie I can assure you we are not a third world country, far from it.

Catalina

No, that's true but I liken this behavior to the oppression of women that's found in third world countries.

 

[incubus_dark]

Dear BrightFlower,

Nowhere does the topic of this thread say, “BrightFlowers unsolicited opinions welcome”, nor does it request a critique. Since it would be churlish of me to assume illiteracy, I have no alternative but to believe you guilty of incredibly poor manners.
Manners are the lubricant which allows society to function more or less smoothly; the lubricant which ameliorates the rub, grind and abrasion of individual personalities and prevent people killing each other out of hand, from motives of sheer annoyance. The making of unsolicited expostulations in polite company is clearly a breach of both manners and good form, and indicates not only your desire to stand apart from society, but makes you fair game for the ire of those who are clearly your betters. The only suggestions I care to make regarding your remediation are that you should consider remaining unheard until you have acquired the basics of etiquette or, alternatively, commit suicide and free up some small measure of the global resource for somebody who is not such an obvious waste of a shovel full of good guts. Failing all else, and assuming that you simply can’t resist making your witty little moral observations, you should consider directing them to an audience which will find your stultifying concepts acceptable. One such body that springs immediately to mind would be the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, whom can be contacted in their head office at the Vatican City State.


Fung,

I’ve thought of horses, but we only have mares. My friend with a few stallions doesn’t seem inclined to lend them to me for the stated purpose. And too, there are the obvious difficulties caused through the height difference.


WriterDom,

While your suggestion is not unreasonable, in Australia we don’t have fire plugs and so I am unable to make a trial of it.


Ownedsubgal,

Nice suggestion and it even has the merit of practicality, thank you.


Catalina,

That picture wasn’t one of Fansisco and your home photos I hope. I dare say the subject young lady would be very nervous if the only seat left in a bar were a stool.

 

[BrightFlower]

Dear BrightFlower,

Nowhere does the topic of this thread say, “BrightFlowers unsolicited opinions welcome”, nor does it request a critique. Since it would be churlish of me to assume illiteracy, I have no alternative but to believe you guilty of incredibly poor manners.
Manners are the lubricant which allows society to function more or less smoothly; the lubricant which ameliorates the rub, grind and abrasion of individual personalities and prevent people killing each other out of hand, from motives of sheer annoyance. The making of unsolicited expostulations in polite company is clearly a breach of both manners and good form, and indicates not only your desire to stand apart from society, but makes you fair game for the ire of those who are clearly your betters. The only suggestions I care to make regarding your remediation are that you should consider remaining unheard until you have acquired the basics of etiquette or, alternatively, commit suicide and free up some small measure of the global resource for somebody who is not such an obvious waste of a shovel full of good guts. Failing all else, and assuming that you simply can’t resist making your witty little moral observations, you should consider directing them to an audience which will find your stultifying concepts acceptable. One such body that springs immediately to mind would be the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, whom can be contacted in their head office at the Vatican City State.


Whoaaaa, down boy!
You have no idea.
Not even a clue.
I think you're the one ponificating.
Do you get this way every time someone wants to comment, and it's not what you want to hear?
I think you DO have some third world country in you after all.

 

[sloan]

Originally posted by incubus_dark
Dear BrightFlower,

Nowhere does the topic of this thread say, “BrightFlowers unsolicited opinions welcome”, nor does it request a critique. Since it would be churlish of me to assume illiteracy, I have no alternative but to believe you guilty of incredibly poor manners.
Manners are the lubricant which allows society to function more or less smoothly; the lubricant which ameliorates the rub, grind and abrasion of individual personalities and prevent people killing each other out of hand, from motives of sheer annoyance. The making of unsolicited expostulations in polite company is clearly a breach of both manners and good form, and indicates not only your desire to stand apart from society, but makes you fair game for the ire of those who are clearly your betters. The only suggestions I care to make regarding your remediation are that you should consider remaining unheard until you have acquired the basics of etiquette or, alternatively, commit suicide and free up some small measure of the global resource for somebody who is not such an obvious waste of a shovel full of good guts. Failing all else, and assuming that you simply can’t resist making your witty little moral observations, you should consider directing them to an audience which will find your stultifying concepts acceptable. One such body that springs immediately to mind would be the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, whom can be contacted in their head office at the Vatican City State.


Fung,

I’ve thought of horses, but we only have mares. My friend with a few stallions doesn’t seem inclined to lend them to me for the stated purpose. And too, there are the obvious difficulties caused through the height difference.


WriterDom,

While your suggestion is not unreasonable, in Australia we don’t have fire plugs and so I am unable to make a trial of it.


Ownedsubgal,

Nice suggestion and it even has the merit of practicality, thank you.


Catalina,

That picture wasn’t one of Fansisco and your home photos I hope. I dare say the subject young lady would be very nervous if the only seat left in a bar were a stool.

Dear Inc- Please check your pants- Im sure you had a Goat there , looks like it may be in BrightFlowers hands now- How bout pecker stretching? Anyhow, looks like she did get your goat! Love it when somebody goes against"BDSM PC"- Or any PC , for that matter!-

 

[FungiUg]

Inc talking about lubricant? But isn't that counter to all that stretching? Hmmm... perhaps he really IS huge!

Not sure if Australia counts as a third world country though. Still thinking about that one. (i.e. do I really want Catalina to hit me?)

 

[catalina_francisco]

No, that's true but I liken this behavior to the oppression of women that's found in third world countries.

Think perhaps you need to step outside and find out about the world at large. Women in NZ had full voting rights in 1893, and have at least had a woman head their government...Australian women were voting in 1902 and have had many successful women in politics....the USA women had to wait unti 1920 to get their vote and have a majorly male dominated political history and system..I say go Hillary and kick arse. But by and large if you check your feminist history of women's oppression I think you will find your so called third world rated Australia still outstrips the US for respecting women's rights. I am still trying to understand how the US is the one industrialised and supposedly modern western nation where women's nipples are considered so disgusting they have to be blotted out in the media and art sales on the net. Go figure.

Catalina

 

[incubus_dark]

BrightFlower,

Clearly, I was far too hasty in the ruling out of illiteracy as an option. You are obviously a redoubtable termagant with intellectual gifts of a level similar to your social and moral skills.

 

[Quint]

Only the most selfish person on earth would want to stretch his partner's vagina. Why don't you just cut out her clit too so she can't have any pleasure at all while you're at it in your third world country.

Um, yeah, selfish. Dominant. They do what they want. If the submissive really didn't want it, they wouldn't be in the relationship--goes back to the whole non-third-world notion of "free will to pick your partners."

And as someone who has been stretched, though not to the degrees mentioned so far, I can assure you that I still retain full sensation. osg was right--after I've taken something really big, I shrink down to almost painful tightness. No sensation? Methinks not.

But thanks for electing yourself spokeswoman for all oppressed consensual submissive stretched-and-enjoying-it women.

 

[soapstar]

Still dont get the stretching thing. Would a stretched vagina not diminish sexual pleasure for a male? Otherwise why the fuck do we worry about doing the pelvic floor excercises we feel compelled to complete?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Still dont get the stretching thing. Would a stretched vagina not diminish sexual pleasure for a male? Otherwise why the fuck do we worry about doing the pelvic floor excercises we feel compelled to complete?

One does wonder huh?!! Of course, maybe incubus_dark is going to extend and swell his cock to magnanomous proportions..and I know the guys here will want to know the secret of how to do that, and the girls will want pics!!

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

Still dont get the stretching thing. Would a stretched vagina not diminish sexual pleasure for a male? Otherwise why the fuck do we worry about doing the pelvic floor excercises we feel compelled to complete?

Talking from a male Dominant perspective to me whenever we do fisting which has been far too long ago, I do it for the sensation of power it gives me. I find the notion to have my partner so completely vulnerable and helpless arousing.

It has all to do with power and the exercising of that power, also the added effect of inflicting pain on my dearest Catalina is of course an added bonus. And we shouldn't forget curiosity; it is interesting finding out how much we can stretch it.

And lastly and certainly not the least important, we do it simply because we can. It seems incubus_dark that you are giving me some devious ideas to try out.

Francisco.

 

[FungiUg]

I'm reminded of a Rodney Rude joke.

A sheila's out on a date with a bloke (it's an Australian joke, so the men are called "blokes", and the women "sheilas", okay? now stop bugging me.) Anyway, they get to parking (you know what parking is, riiiight?) and he gets to playing with her. Sooner or later (I suspect sooner), it's tongues in each others mouths and fingers up her pussy. (I think she must have been wearing a skirt with no knickers, because I don't remember pants coming off.)

At this point she's all excited, and asks him to put in more fingers. "Now put your whole hand in!" Which he does. (Well, what an invitation... would YOU refuse?) She's groaning now, and says "Please, your other hand, put it in too!" He's a bit stunned, but gives it a go, and manages to get his other hand in. Wow.

Then she says "Now, clap hands!"

Well, he tries... but he can't. Finally he gives up, and tells her so. "I can't!"

"Tight, eh?" she says.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I'm reminded of a Rodney Rude joke.

LOL, Rodney Rude had slipped my memory banks...unlike Jimoen who I think is just plain bonza!! And of course there was Maurie Fields who was as dinkum as they come.

Catalina

 

[CharleyH]

My question today is: Would you all care to suggest as many different practicable methods for stretching a vagina, given an appropriate degree of attention to detail and the requisite span of time, to proportions both great and startling? And I should point out, we're not limiting ourselves to single fist territory here, such dimensions already being surpassed by a noteable, though not large, margin.

Thank you all and I hope you all had a good new year, except Fung, whom hasn't in any way earned it.

Well this will be my first post to you, so my name is CH. Are we talking fisting, double fisting, more or cars?

I agree with Catalina's first post - in all seriousness - fisting is serious business. Get serious. I've seen the wrong thing happen.

CH

 

[incubus_dark]

High CH, of course the wrong thing could happen, but that doesn't mean a subject can't be discussed with a spirit of fun, otherwise we'd all be getting around poker faced and generally moribund all the time.

I think the original post says it all for your size question: more than one but not greatly more so far.

Not aiming for any particular size, just looking for interesting and new ways to effect the process, so your suggestions are welcome.

I don't get the "or cars" bit. Ok I've lost my cars keys once or twice, but having a large car, I've never thought of parking there. Perhaps if i bought a volkswagen? Emergency hail shelter?

 

[FungiUg]

I had another thought. How about inflatable life rafts?

 

[Kajira Callista]

I had another thought. How about inflatable life rafts?

 

[FungiUg]

How about that new high-pressure bouyant tent that NASA have for the Mars Rover landings?

 

[Kajira Callista]

How about that new high-pressure bouyant tent that NASA have for the Mars Rover landings?

crosses legs nervously

 

[incubus'_sub]

LOL, me too !!

 

[watergirl]

Hurrah!

BrightFlower,

Clearly, I was far too hasty in the ruling out of illiteracy as an option. You are obviously a redoubtable termagant with intellectual gifts of a level similar to your social and moral skills.

I just like seeing the words "redoubtable termagent" used so well.

Happy stretching!

M'boy recently got four fingers and some of the hand - nearly down to the thumb - into my vagina... He told me that when I came, I squeezed him so tight that he thought I was going to break his hand. *proud grin* So he might not be so willing to do that again soon, I think I scared him a bit, but he loved it. Happiness.

 

[CharleyH]

High CH, of course the wrong thing could happen, but that doesn't mean a subject can't be discussed with a spirit of fun, otherwise we'd all be getting around poker faced and generally moribund all the time.

I think the original post says it all for your size question: more than one but not greatly more so far.

Not aiming for any particular size, just looking for interesting and new ways to effect the process, so your suggestions are welcome.

I don't get the "or cars" bit. Ok I've lost my cars keys once or twice, but having a large car, I've never thought of parking there. Perhaps if i bought a volkswagen? Emergency hail shelter?

Not offended - rarely am, like to be humoured - thought I heard something about car jacks, was not from your post . . . stretching is a process - I'm sure you already know what to do . . . So there is no need for me to tell you how. You look like a guy with a good imagination.

Flattery? Jesus - what am I resorting too? Defending myself? LOL - not.

CH

 

[FungiUg]

It's a common problem. My lover's hand used to ache ferociously after fisting our last subbie. Apparently she had excellent pelvic floor muscles...

 

[FungiUg]

thought I heard something about car jacks, was not from your post . . .

Perhaps you meant my "hydraulic jack" suggestion? I didn't mean a car jack, but yes, that could work equally well.