Techniques for the stretching of vaginas
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incubus_dark
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Fung,
You're a veritable font of perversion. Apparently the NASA Mars inflatable thingos are a little too pricey for general use, even for one with my enthusiasm. Self inflating life rafts however, look like a viable option. Thank you.
Unfortunately, I can't use your hydraulic jack idea since medical authorities universally suggest that oil based lubricants are detrimental to the vaginal flora, and I wouldn't like to be thought of as untowardley callous.
CH,
Yes, I was a little shocked by your flattery too. I suppose we all have off days.
Kaj' Callista,
I suspect you wouldn't be crossing your legs nervously if you hadn't just been wantonly imagining what it might be like.
Watergirl,
Thank you indeed. You could suggest to your boy, that if he inserts just three fingers and some hand, thus leaving him a little room to move, he will be able to rub with modest pressure, upon the area immediately around your cervix. Whilst doing this he could well encounter several small bumps and things directly adjacent to, and forward of, said cervix. Were he then to rub these patiently, he could quite possibly inflict upon you an orgasm of such staggering potency, that your pelvic floor muscles may come near to tearing off his entire arm.
The aforementioned bumps and things have, as is often the case, a ridiculously unmemorable name; perhaps they are occasionally refered to as the F-spot. Nevertheless, they work far better than the G-spot and are alot more fun to get to.
I bet Netzach would know what those things are called.
Dear Inc's_Sub,
Be as nervous as you like, it wont affect the outcome. I noticed that you had refrained from making suggestions... Hmmm?
You're a veritable font of perversion. Apparently the NASA Mars inflatable thingos are a little too pricey for general use, even for one with my enthusiasm. Self inflating life rafts however, look like a viable option. Thank you.
Unfortunately, I can't use your hydraulic jack idea since medical authorities universally suggest that oil based lubricants are detrimental to the vaginal flora, and I wouldn't like to be thought of as untowardley callous.
CH,
Yes, I was a little shocked by your flattery too. I suppose we all have off days.
Kaj' Callista,
I suspect you wouldn't be crossing your legs nervously if you hadn't just been wantonly imagining what it might be like.
Watergirl,
Thank you indeed. You could suggest to your boy, that if he inserts just three fingers and some hand, thus leaving him a little room to move, he will be able to rub with modest pressure, upon the area immediately around your cervix. Whilst doing this he could well encounter several small bumps and things directly adjacent to, and forward of, said cervix. Were he then to rub these patiently, he could quite possibly inflict upon you an orgasm of such staggering potency, that your pelvic floor muscles may come near to tearing off his entire arm.
The aforementioned bumps and things have, as is often the case, a ridiculously unmemorable name; perhaps they are occasionally refered to as the F-spot. Nevertheless, they work far better than the G-spot and are alot more fun to get to.
I bet Netzach would know what those things are called.
Dear Inc's_Sub,
Be as nervous as you like, it wont affect the outcome. I noticed that you had refrained from making suggestions... Hmmm?
baristagirl
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You mean like this?
Catalina
Wow... just... wow. Didn't know this was possible! I hope they've got an air tube in there.
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