Texas members?

Howdy everyone.

36m Houston here.

Hope everyone is getting a taste of Fall Texas weather.
 
58, Straight, Single Gentleman.
Dallas, Looking to Play & Please Online or in Person.
 
6th generation Texan living in another state until I can get my wife to move with back to God's country
 
I tell ya, they don't get no respect!

I was shopping online for cars, and flew down to Dallas to look at one.
When we landed, all the airplanes there only had right wings!
[Badda boom ... ting!]

When I found the car, but I couldn't find the gearshift, the guy says, "You don't need one. This state is so backward that the cars only go in reverse.

People there are so slow ["How slow are they?!!"], they're so slow that the legislature only meets every two years.

On the way out, a guy in the airport kept bragging about how big Texas is. I said, "Well I'm from Alaska, and if you don't clam up we're gonna cut our state in half ... and make you THIRD largest.

G'night. You guys have been great.
 
I enjoyed! Funny. Sorry, cool Texans....I do love Austin!!


QUOTE=Ezeerider;94338884]I was shopping online for cars, and flew down to Dallas to look at one.
When we landed, all the airplanes there only had right wings!
[Badda boom ... ting!]

When I found the car, but I couldn't find the gearshift, the guy says, "You don't need one. This state is so backward that the cars only go in reverse.

People there are so slow ["How slow are they?!!"], they're so slow that the legislature only meets every two years.

On the way out, a guy in the airport kept bragging about how big Texas is. I said, "Well I'm from Alaska, and if you don't clam up we're gonna cut our state in half ... and make you THIRD largest.

G'night. You guys have been great.[/QUOTE]
 
If only this weather would stick around all year. The summers need to chill out sometimes.
 
Austin

Business traveller coming to Austin this week Looking for some fun I can host a get toether
 
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