The 10 Commandments of Ramona

[ramonathompson]

Sounds like you need to get over yourself you ignorant fuck. I think I read somewhere that you were in PLayboy, so you are a slut...no wait, a whore. Whores are paid for sexual acts, sluts do it for free. So I will give you $5 to see your tits. I would offer $10 but your nipples are probably hairy.

I never said that I was in Playboy nor am I any kind of whore or slut. Unlike yourself and any kids you may have. I'm sure they will grow up to be real sluts someday. Won't that make you proud? They're be just like you!

 

[KinkyDaisy]

ok, i know i said that sex thread was the worst ever...but i've changed my mind.

couldn't she make some tiny attempt to be witty if she's going to do this?

You'd think.

 

[1HF]

Oh i missed that part. Where was my fucking memo? Heads are gonna roll ..

*nods* Glad I could help. I think we should tag team her man

 

[JustWanderful]

Awww! Isn't that cute. Sorry sweetie! You won that award for the whole month and the rules say you can't just give it away. Don't feel to badly though, you truely did earn it!

Subrule 3a - Due to the shortness of the month of February, when a posting member proves him/her/itself to be a completely fucked-in-the-head twit (a la DollParts), the award can be given for an entire quarter, or in extreme cases, the entire year.

 

[1HF]

Awwwww, the fuckwad is trying to grow balls. Isn't that cute.

I think it already has balls lol

 

[Image]

I predict that foot of yours (citing commandment #10) is going to see more asses than a proctologist before your short Lit run is over...

 

[Andraste]

Personal- single and looking for the perfect normal abnormal man. Don't want no boring 9 to 5. I want someone real, honest and crazy cool like me. *grin* In other words...someone who does not bore me. Note-any guy who is interested message me. also don't hurt if you look like Lukas Rossi from rockstar supernova. *grin* he's hot.

...i bet the guys are going wild now.

 

[ma_guy]

Subrule 3a - Due to the shortness of the month of February, when a posting member proves him/her/itself to be a completely fucked-in-the-head twit (a la DollParts), the award can be given for an entire quarter, or in extreme cases, the entire year.

Damn that pesky rule book! I guess I'll just have to wait it out. There's always next year! *sigh*

 

[Spence99]

Good God. She started another one! A second thread!

How's the posse coming babe? Planning how to get us in the Grotto with the other Bunnies?

 

[Andraste]

I never said that I was in Playboy nor am I any kind of whore or slut. Unlike yourself and any kids you may have. I'm sure they will grow up to be real sluts someday. Won't that make you proud? They're be just like you!

and classy too!

 

[KinkyDaisy]

*nods* Glad I could help. I think we should tag team her man

I'm in. I have enough aggression this week .. i can spare a bit on the useless cumdrain.

 

[Spence99]

I never said that I was in Playboy nor am I any kind of whore or slut. Unlike yourself and any kids you may have. I'm sure they will grow up to be real sluts someday. Won't that make you proud? They're be just like you!

You're just ticked the issue with that wrestler on the cover outsold yours!

 

[1HF]

I'm in. I have enough aggression this week .. i can spare a bit on the useless cumdrain.

Watch out for her cyber foot though. Wouldn't want her to kick our asses now *laughing*

stupid whores are the best. I haven't laughed this much all week.

 

[JustWanderful]

I never said that I was in Playboy nor am I any kind of whore or slut. Unlike yourself and any kids you may have. I'm sure they will grow up to be real sluts someday. Won't that make you proud?

They're be just like you!

Can someone translate this to English for me?

 

[Spence99]

Watch out for her cyber foot though. Wouldn't want her to kick our asses now *laughing*

stupid whores are the best. I haven't laughed this much all week.

She is a piece of work!

Yesterday she was going to get me!

But she didn't want Captain Kirk or Dirty Harry's help.

 

[plasticman33]

 

[1HF]

She is a piece of work!

Yesterday she was going to get me!

But she didn't want Captain Kirk or Dirty Harry's help.

Oh no! I'll watch your back

How dare she turn down their help! What a snobby bitch.

 

[JustWanderful]

I predict that foot of yours (citing commandment #10) is going to see more asses than a proctologist before your short Lit run is over...

And I'll add to that prediction...that big toe will have some noxious toenail fungus goin' on...

 

[MechaBlade]

1. Thou shall repect Ramona's views and or opinions just the same as anyone
else's.

2. Thou shall never call Ramona a liar or any other vuglar, hateful name under
any circumstances whatsoever.

3. Thou shall not steal any of Ramona's work to pass off as their own.

4. For men-Thou shall not break Ramona's heart with false hoods, lies and half
truths.

5. For women-Thou shall not make any kind of play whatsoever for Ramona's
man.

6. Thou shall not bully or make fun of Ramona or any of her friends and family.

7. Thou shall not spam, hack, or harass Ramona at any time online.

8. Thou shall thy mouth and stay out of Ramona's personal life is so asked to.

9. Thou shall not take any of the above as personal to them. It is only thee
letting off some much needed steam at the injustices in her world.

10. Thou shall get thy foot up thee ass if thee disobeys any of
commandments 1-9.

Yeah, I don't see you lasting long here.

 

[KinkyDaisy]

Watch out for her cyber foot though. Wouldn't want her to kick our asses now *laughing*

stupid whores are the best. I haven't laughed this much all week.

Shivers. Maybe we should rethink things 1hot. I mean .. a gal with balls like this must wear about a size 14 pump ..

 

[ma_guy]

I haven't laughed this much all week.

You missed the last 2 installments?? You should go read them.

 

[Spence99]

Oh no! I'll watch your back

How dare she turn down their help! What a snobby bitch.

I know! What's up with her?

Was she holding out for Captain Picard and William Munny or something?

She'll never get a posse together with that tude.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

quit posting, please.

 

[1HF]

Shivers. Maybe we should rethink things 1hot. I mean .. a gal with balls like this must wear about a size 14 pump ..

True.. her cyber presence does frighten me something awful. And you're still assuming it's a gal in the first place

 

[ramonathompson]

quit posting, please.

No. I have every much right to be here as any of the rest of you so.....N-O!