The 25 Biggest Wusses Ever…

[Guest]

He still listens to the boy bands...just does it over head phones from his mp3 player.

I know...as long as I don't have to hear them...but the CDs...THOSE are...*ahem*...available...

 

[Tom Collins]

I know...as long as I don't have to hear them...but the CDs...THOSE are...*ahem*...available...

*cringing*

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Donovan can't hold a candle to Art Garfunkle as the wussy unicorn of song!!

And Kenny G! he better move over and give Yanni (aka Yawny) room.

And are you sure that Paul McCarney didn't win the Order of Merit of Chili for going vegan?

Ah, but Art Garfunkle had the voice of an angel, and that is something real.