The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Greylag]

And a piece!

That has a totally different meaning in Scotland so if you plan to visit you had best start studying your Scots dictionary and phrase books. A “piece” is a packed lunch! Think sandwiches, crisps, chocolate bar and an apple or you won’t get out of the airport!

 

[Greylag]

Morning. I'm up way too early!


We're like Ladyhawke
Sleep sweet @Lilianna23


Orig recipe
https://forum.literotica.com/posts/98950062/

@Greylag modifications:
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...easy-spoon-and-dive-bar.1607047/post-99090147

I replace half the nuts and seeds with currants!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Now I have the Green Acres song in my head!

Quick… Green Acres trivia.

How did Mr & Mrs Douglass meet?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

That has a totally different meaning in Scotland so if you plan to visit you had best start studying your Scots dictionary and phrase books. A “piece” is a packed lunch! Think sandwiches, crisps, chocolate bar and an apple or you won’t get out of the airport!

Probably gonna have to explain what a crisp is to some of us!

 

[Greylag]

I like scrabble!!

Count me in but no naughty American words I don’t understand!

 

[Greylag]

Probably gonna have to explain what a crisp is to some of us!

Sorry potato chips in a bag! Should I start using photographic hieroglyphics?

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Morning everyone

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Sorry potato chips in a bag! Should I start using photographic hieroglyphics?

Maybe! That biscuit thing throws us for a loop over here also!

 

[likes2watchU]

I replace half the nuts and seeds with currants!

I forgot... had to go back & look for that... and your yummy pic post

 

[likes2watchU]

Good Morning everyone

Morning, RJ

 

[Rj_1954]

That has a totally different meaning in Scotland so if you plan to visit you had best start studying your Scots dictionary and phrase books. A “piece” is a packed lunch! Think sandwiches, crisps, chocolate bar and an apple or you won’t get out of the airport!

I know that...nobody asks me.

 

[likes2watchU]

Maybe! That biscuit thing throws us for a loop over here also!

I recall most of the basics.
Chips - crisps
Boot - bonnet
Brolly
Chat up - slag
Need a primer for the rest.

 

[Rj_1954]

Wednesday I tripped on the top step of a set of two, fell and fractured my left leg. Mrs Rj is always telling me to pick up my feet...
After six hours in the ER, all I got was a nylon leg brace and a shot of morphine.
I'm not going to be dancing anytime soon though...

 

[Missk_2022]

Sorry potato chips in a bag! Should I start using photographic hieroglyphics?

The one that confuses me is the difference between the names for what us in the USA call a cookie

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Who says?

I say! It's been a great morning so far! I just got the kids up (hopefully) I'll have to go make sure in a bit.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wednesday I tripped on the top step of a set of two, fell and fractured my left leg. Mrs Rj is always telling me to pick up my feet...
After six hours in the ER, all I got was a nylon leg brace and a shot of morphine.
I'm not going to be dancing anytime soon though...

This sucks! I'm sorry that happened. I hope you heal fast!

 

[Missk_2022]

I recall most of the basics.
Chips - crisps
Boot - bonnet
Brolly
Chat up - slag
Need a primer for the rest.

I though a slag was a slut

 

[Missk_2022]

Wednesday I tripped on the top step of a set of two, fell and fractured my left leg. Mrs Rj is always telling me to pick up my feet...
After six hours in the ER, all I got was a nylon leg brace and a shot of morphine.
I'm not going to be dancing anytime soon though...

Omg..... be careful

 

[Wonderer67]

That has a totally different meaning in Scotland so if you plan to visit you had best start studying your Scots dictionary and phrase books. A “piece” is a packed lunch! Think sandwiches, crisps, chocolate bar and an apple or you won’t get out of the airport!

That wasn’t quite what I was implying.

But very good to know!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Count me in but no naughty American words I don’t understand!

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Wonderer67]

Poison ivy is not joke. You have to be careful with the clothing you wore too.

Yes, and animals. Only human skin is impacted by those oils.

When we cleared parts of our farm and also our property when we first got it, it was choked with poison ivy.

We were wiping down our boots with alcohol to break the oil and stripping naked and putting her clothes in a big bucket filled with mild detergent.

The showering w dish water.

Knock wood, I haven’t had a really really bad case in years.

And I’ve had some very bad cases…

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Quick… Green Acres trivia.

How did Mr & Mrs Douglass meet?

I can't believe I don't remember this. I should know this

 

[Rj_1954]

Omg..... be careful

I'm using my wife's walker to go to church today

 

[Wonderer67]

Quick… Green Acres trivia.

How did Mr & Mrs Douglass meet?

Ya got me….

 

[Wonderer67]

I'm using my wife's walker to go to church today

Are you ok rj? I haven’t caught up w you here lately, bud.