The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

TMI Miss K certainly for an English Gent

Right on the edge...right on the edge......

Here is a dad joke for you

What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?


Re-bok-bok-bok

Or
What is red and bad for your teeth


A brick

 

[Missk_2022]

I just told grey some jokes....hahahahaha

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Thank you, but I was aware of that. Not from personal experience.




Probably a kitteh named Bob.

That is sure correct for both the men and women.

 

[Greylag]

Right on the edge...right on the edge......

Here is a dad joke for you

What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?


Re-bok-bok-bok

Or
What is red and bad for your teeth


A brick

What goes black white, black pink, black brown, black black

A penguin on a barbecue!

 

[Greylag]

So glad to be back and trying one of the deluxe hot chocolates rather than my usual pissy tea. May I have a spoon and a napkin though please?

 

[SmokingFap]

What's long and green and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit's finger.

 

[Missk_2022]

So glad to be back and trying one of the deluxe hot chocolates rather than my usual pissy tea. May I have a spoon and a napkin though please?

Yum...I make homemade marshmallows... and I make chocolate ones for my hot chocolate....yum

 

[Qky75]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

 

[CuriousRick]

Yum...I make homemade marshmallows... and I make chocolate ones for my hot chocolate....yum

I have never tried homemade marshmallows

 

[CuriousRick]

I need to do this!! Lol

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

R.i.p water......you will be mist

 

[Missk_2022]

R.i.p water......you will be mist

Haha

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

What do you call bears with out bees


Ears

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

What is forrest gulps password


1forrest1

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

What did the horse say when it tripped

Help, I've fallen and can't giddy-up

 

[Missk_2022]

I have never tried homemade marshmallows

They are softer and almost less sweet than bagged ones. Different texture for sure... I have made several flavors.... qbout burnt up my kitchen aid to... must mix each batch on high for 10 minutes

 

[CuriousRick]

They are softer and almost less sweet than bagged ones. Different texture for sure... I have made several flavors.... qbout burnt up my kitchen aid to... must mix each batch on high for 10 minutes

I saw a video today. They made smores out of Reese’s peanut butter cups. Dipped in marshmallow cream. . So marshmallow was on my mind. Lol

 

[Qky75]

What is forrest gulps password


1forrest1

This one is too bad ...no emojis. The fallen and can't giddy up worked. Lolol

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Qky75]

What is the point of inflammatory remarks if they're voiced sloppily? If words count then make ALL words count!!

 

[SmokingFap]

What did the horse say when it tripped

Help, I've fallen and can't giddy-up

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and asks, "So, why the long face?"

 

[SmokingFap]

If corn oil comes from squeezing corn, and olive oil comes from squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What is the point of inflammatory remarks if they're voiced sloppily? If words count then make ALL words count!!

Precisely! One can be eloquent when cussing like a DI.


A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"


A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "out, get the fuck out!!!"


And the duck said, "put it on my bill."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One year ago today and at about this time of day, A good fellow lay down and didn't get up again. Seems he had had enough. He was there and I was here, but while I was there, he made it a point to let me know that his horsiness thought that I'm okay for a human. I think about him every day. He was, we think, 32, which is a bit old for equines.


I feel like we have unfinished business.