The Allure Of Men's Accessories. Fuck yes.

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Papa has a lovely watch
He also has a me
He's yet to time the wicked crime
Of love-making: you'll see

Méli 🦊
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I have a watch for gardening
It really is quite crap.
But there’s a better one I wear
To give girl’s bums a slap.
The salesman said it’s shockproof;
I bought it in great haste.
I hope the girl’s not cockproof,
Then the spanks would be a waste 😕
 
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