The Bodega

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 ,

You are one of the kindest and most loving people I know. Not just with me, but with everyone around you. Your joyfulness is contagious! You have made Lit a brighter place and me a better person. I'm so thankful you're in my life.

Love,
Indie

I love you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Winner of the most adorable thing today: the little girl at the nursery asking the sales guy about plants for the butterflies, and him taking the time to explain to her.

 

[Indie]

Winner of the most adorable thing today: the little girl at the nursery asking the sales guy about plants for the butterflies, and him taking the time to explain to her.

This is adorable

 

[Indie]

Just finished


Getting ready to start

 

[positiveflirt]

Winner of the most adorable thing today: the little girl at the nursery asking the sales guy about plants for the butterflies, and him taking the time to explain to her.

This is adorable

This gets my vote!
what was the recommendation? Asking for a friend. A friend with wings.

 

[Indie]

This gets my vote!
what was the recommendation? Asking for a friend. A friend with wings.

What's your friend's name?

 

[positiveflirt]

What's your friend's name?

Hmmm we're not at the sharing names stage yet. He calls me Biped though

 

[Trubbycat]

This gets my vote!
what was the recommendation? Asking for a friend. A friend with wings.

He told her she could get a swamp milkweed if they have wet soil or another type that likes dry soil. She scampered off to ask her parents. So sweet.

 

[Trubbycat]

We’re lucky that we have two nurseries near us that carry natives as well as pollinators. Of course I get yelled at every time I come home with something.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Today is Hyperbolic Monday (because metaphors are just too much like similes to go back-to-back). Now it’s difficult to be hyperbolic about someone as wonderful as @Indie , but I invite you all to try.

She has a heart bigger than the moon.

She has a smile brighter than the noonday sun

Her laughter rings louder than the bells of Notre Dame (pre fire)

Any and all of us would travel to the stars and back to bring her the smallest ounce of joy.

The merest sight of her arrests all conscious action other than abject adoration.

Her breast are softer than the softest thing you can think of. (Okay, this one needs some workshopping, can’t all be home runs, whaddya want, I was a science major!)

Happy Monday folks.

 

[Indie]

Today is Hyperbolic Monday (because metaphors are just too much like similes to go back-to-back). Now it’s difficult to be hyperbolic about someone as wonderful as @Indie , but I invite you all to try.

She has a heart bigger than the moon.

She has a smile brighter than the noonday sun

Her laughter rings louder than the bells only Notre Dame (pre fire)

Any and all of us would travel to the stars and back to bring her the smallest ounce of joy.

The merest sight of her arrests all conscious action other than abject adoration.

Her breast are softer than the softest thing you can think of. (Okay, this one needs some workshopping, can’t all be home runs, whaddya want, I was a science major!)

Happy Monday folks.

I could be wrong here... but...I think...you might...like me...or something?

Just a wild guess.

And. I like you too. A lot.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could be wrong here... but...I think...you might...like me...or something?

Just a wild guess.

And. I like you too. A lot.

I play it pretty close to the vest. I’m impressed you picked up on it! You’re so brilliant! Like Sherlock Holmes and Marie Curie had a sexy sexy daughter.

 

[Indie]

I play it pretty close to the vest. I’m impressed you picked up on it! You’re so brilliant! Like Sherlock Holmes and Marie Curie had a sexy sexy daughter.

You're many things, but subtle is not one of them.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're many things, but subtle is not one of them.

I mean, I’m pretty sure whomever your parents were, they had a sexy sexy child.

 

[Indie]

I mean, I’m pretty sure whomever your parents were, they had a sexy sexy child.

I'll pass on your regards

 

[positiveflirt]

We’re lucky that we have two nurseries near us that carry natives as well as pollinators. Of course I get yelled at every time I come home with something.

I fed this scenario into the universal truth machine. It says whoever is yelling at you is: INCORRECT

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll pass on your regards

Please do. I owe them a drink or something

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s….Tuesday? Yes Tuesday which means it’s alliterative day here (because no day starts with A, what’s up with that? Weeks are dumb units of time)

So anyway alliterate away!

@Indie is irreverently,irresistibly, incredibly, impossibly

She is saucily, sumptuously, soulfully, sexily, sultry

Her hair hides heaven

Babe’s bodacious booty bounces beautifully,

 

[Indie]

It’s….Tuesday? Yes Tuesday which means it’s alliterative day here (because no day starts with A, what’s up with that? Weeks are dumb units of time)

So anyway alliterate away!

@Indie is irreverently,irresistibly, incredibly, impossibly

She is saucily, sumptuously, soulfully, sexily, sultry

Her hair hides heaven

Babe’s bodacious booty bounces beautifully,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s onomatopoeia Wednesday! These are words that might help @Indie sploosh:
Smack
Sizzle
Murmur
Purr
Throb
Sigh
Crack
Moan
Hum
Rustle
Groan
Buzz
Gasp
Swish

 

[Indie]

It’s onomatopoeia Wednesday! These are words that might help @Indie sploosh:
Smack
Sizzle
Murmur
Purr
Throb
Sigh
Crack
Moan
Hum
Rustle
Groan
Buzz
Gasp
Swish

I'm torn between smack, moan, and groan. Good thing I don't need to pick just one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm torn between smack, moan, and groan. Good thing I don't need to pick just one.

No you don’t baby. I’ll onomatopoeia all over you.

 

[Indie]

No you don’t baby. I’ll onomatopoeia all over you.

You're going to pee on me???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're going to pee on me???

Only if you want?