The castle

[Miss_Vivi]

Two dinosaurs play on the front lawn.
One Bites the other.

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

I just manage to miss them falling over on top of the castle.

 

[Nina327]

Dragon spies dino snacks.​

 

[WolfGirl69]

I watch the dinosaur hit the water "dinos, dragons, talking trees, what is this place?!"

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Did I ever tell you my three dinosaurs joke?

no. plese tell me ur jok.
i am goin to brek mah fyngers.

 

[Nina327]

Notices castle windows.​

 

[WolfGirl69]

"Now the tree not onyl curses but also can tell jokes?! HOW THE FUCK DO I WAKE UP!"

 

[Nina327]

Square peg - square hole.



Sweet.​

 

[Nina327]

(where do you think they get the wood for knock knock jokes?)​

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I watch the dinosaur hit the water "dinos, dragons, talking trees, what is this place?!"

A nightmare of your creation.
Also, commas, adverbs, adjectives, nouns and verbs are your friends. Watch.

I watch the dinosaur slam into the water creating a huge wave, which soaks the tree and scares the dragon, who burps fire in my direction.

I find myself shouting to the heavens incredulously, "what is this place?!"

See how mine is readable and yours incites violence?

So there are three dinosaurs: Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot.
One day, Foot bumps into Foot-Foot.
Foot-Foot asks "Hey, how are ya doing today?"
Foot says, "Not so good. I have a headache and chills and my eyes hurt."
"Thats awful, I hope you feel better," replies Foot-Foot.
The next day, they hear that Foot has DIED!
Foot-Foot is talking about the poor daed dino with Foot-Foot-Foot.
Then Foot-Foot-Foot says, "Y'know, I haven't been feeling very well either. I have a headache, chills, and my eyes hurt."
Then Foot-Foot says "Don't say that, Foot-Foot-Foot! We already have one Foot in the grave!"

I laffed.

 

[zydrate]

Good lord, my little one can write better than her....

 

[WolfGirl69]

"Now a teacher?! IM IN HELL!!!!!!!"

 

[BeautifulDream]

"Now the tree not onyl curses but also can tell jokes?! HOW THE FUCK DO I WAKE UP!"

Whispers from the netherlands.... "Take the blue pill.... take the blue pill..."

 

[Nina327]

DO NOT CHOP ME!
I spruce easily

You may spruce easily but you pine only for me.​

 

[Nina327]

Hell is located - here.​

 

[WolfGirl69]

My logic against the blue pill: "I LIKE RED BETTER!"

 

[Nina327]

Good lord, my little one can write better than her....

Be nice before I stick the Zyerfly in a mason jar.​

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Shh.
The tree sleeps.

 

[BeautifulDream]

My logic against the blue pill: "I LIKE RED BETTER!"

Growls, throwing acorn from the netherlands.... missing purposely. "I said the blue!"

 

[zydrate]

Be nice before I stick the Zyerfly in a mason jar.​

I sorry Ninaling! I say as I say to Nina

 

[WolfGirl69]

I call 666 "I found your house SATAN! Here ill text you the address!"

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Why would you call Satan.

She's standing over there.
And she prefers text.

 

[Nina327]

(My ex husbands phone number started with 666, tell him to clean the bathroom while you have him on the phone.)​

 

[Nina327]

Why would you call Satan.

She's standing over there.
And she prefers text.

*bows*​

 

[WolfGirl69]

"Raise your hand if your crazy!"

 

[zydrate]

"Raise your hand if your crazy!"

You're

It's YOU'RE

Damnit!!!!!