cgraven
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Lets just say it won't be pork sausage Robyn.
Uggg you have a bit of cleaning up to do before we are all swept away on a tidal wave of empty gin bottles.
The China Pearl Inn part 7
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Lets just say it won't be pork sausage Robyn.
Uggg you have a bit of cleaning up to do before we are all swept away on a tidal wave of empty gin bottles.
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Uggg you have a bit of cleaning up to do before we are all swept away on a tidal wave of empty gin bottles.
Dont worry CG I've used an Alcubierre metric to set up a Lorentzian manifold under the bar.
I would like to know what day is recycling day though? Space/time is finite after all.
PS. you've got a bit of a glow on this morning, and a spring in your step... good night last night was it?
Uggg
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Dont worry CG I've used an Alcubierre metric to set up a Lorentzian manifold under the bar.
I would like to know what day is recycling day though? Space/time is finite after all.
PS. you've got a bit of a glow on this morning, and a spring in your step... good night last night was it?
Uggg
You emptied them Uggg with some help from Chris so it is up to you to make sure they make it to recycling. I am sure that Chris would be thrilled to help you.
Yes there does seem to be a spring in my step this morning. I had a wonderful evening and night and I did get some sleep as well.
jsh 
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You emptied them Uggg with some help from Chris so it is up to you to make sure they make it to recycling. I am sure that Chris would be thrilled to help you.
Yes there does seem to be a spring in my step this morning. I had a wonderful evening and night and I did get some sleep as well.
"Sigh"
*Drags a mountain of bottles out from under the bar and starts stacking them outside the Inn door like a giant Ice castle*
*Sets out a sign that says:
Pretty bottles- free to a good home-
Put them in your hair,
Hide them in your underwear.
Use them to prop up your bed,
Use them as a pillow under your head.
Just for god's sake please,
Get them out of here!
Watch them glint in the light,
Use them to hit someone in a bar fight.
Use them as a pretty vase,
Stuff them in your big frilly bras.
Just for gods sake please,
Get them out of my sight!
Put them in your hair,
Hide them in your underwear.
Use them to prop up your bed,
Use them as a pillow under your head.
Just for god's sake please,
Get them out of here!
Watch them glint in the light,
Use them to hit someone in a bar fight.
Use them as a pretty vase,
Stuff them in your big frilly bras.
Just for gods sake please,
Get them out of my sight!
Uggg 
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You know who we haven't seen in here for a while, LS. don't think I've seen her since last week.
Might need to lay out some bait:
wonder how long it will take for her to sniff those out.
Uggg
Yes both LS & SF are MIA. Good friends and we miss them!
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Oh if the bait is right Robyn I am sure Shiva will be here posts haste.
So you’re offering yourself as bait CG?
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"Sigh"
*Drags a mountain of bottles out from under the bar and starts stacking them outside the Inn door like a giant Ice castle*
*Sets out a sign that says:
Pretty bottles- free to a good home-
Put them in your hair,
Hide them in your underwear.
Use them to prop up your bed,
Use them as a pillow under your head.
Just for god's sake please,
Get them out of here!
Watch them glint in the light,
Use them to hit someone in a bar fight.
Use them as a pretty vase,
Stuff them in your big frilly bras.
Just for gods sake please,
Get them out of my sight!
Slips from the bed checking my surroundings. Pull a mirror for my backpack and ruffle as many feathers as I can. Pull out a few here and there. Then make my way back the the main wintry to the inn. Limp drag through the front door see a huge stack of glass bottles. Take all of the colored glass out and put them away in my back pack. Dozens of bottles disappear in to the pack one after another. Knowing that many gin bottles are colored glass I'm sure I have a good haul of glass beads waiting for another day.
Limp drag up to the bar. Fill a tumbler with Jack Daniels Honey and take a long pull.
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Oh if the bait is right Robyn I am sure Shiva will be here posts haste.
Haha post haste that's a nice play on words there CG.
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I could Robyn but I think she would be here faster if you were the bait.
Me? Lol. What would she see in Little ol’ me?
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All I'm saying is I went to bed with Robyn and then I came in looking like this.
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Well I’m going for a drink with Sal, then I’m posting in a thread with LovingFingers then taking my phone to bed. Coming?
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Quiet in here today,
Where is everyone?
Sleeping?
*'Accidentally' makes a racket.*
It is quiet. Robyn and I have just got back from the pub. I’m off to bed with my phone - who’s coming? Lol
Meanwhile Robyn is downstairs writing with Lovingfingers
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Heya Sal,
night night.
in regards to the offer;
While I might be first in replying I hardly think I'm most worthy.
Haven't thrown myself in front of any SUVs to save children lately. lol.
Take a hero to bed - you deserve a hero
Uggg
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The best ones always are.
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Quiet in here today,
Where is everyone?
Sleeping?
*'Accidentally' makes a racket.*
Tennis or badminton?
