The HT Cafe older folks thread.

[midwestyankee]

[peeks in thread]

Hmmmm...I better check the DOB on my liscense. Am I old enough?

If you're voluntarily awake and posting at this hour, then it's quite likely that you won't be fully qualified for a number of years. OTOH, if you're here and posting because Mother Nature called but you forgot how to get to the bathroom, then welcome to the club.

 

[EJFan]

ok. who farted?

 

[bobsgirl]

ok. who farted?

What, do old people fart more too?



Sorry

 

[Leah57]

What, do old people fart more too?



Sorry

I thought that's why they were called 'old farts'..........

When my dad goes to the get-togethers for all the retirees from the company that he also retired from, he calls it the OFF - Old Farts Frolic.....

 

[bobsgirl]

I thought that's why they were called 'old farts'..........

When my dad goes to the get-togethers for all the retirees from the company that he also retired from, he calls it the OFF - Old Farts Frolic.....

Old Farts Frolic...LOL


Hi Leah! You doing okay?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Don't make me get Eilan after you...she hates 'size' threads.

Go for it, I love meeting new people.

 

[bobsgirl]

BB! You're back! Good morning!

 

[TBKahuna123]

SO let me get this straight.....

Before I disappeared last month, this was like a fraternity/sorority house. I come back and find a retirement community?

Shit, does this mean I have to put on a velvet track suit and move to Boca Raton?

 

[EJFan]

SO let me get this straight.....

if you can accomplish that without the aide of pharmaceuticals you don't belong here.

do you think we should open a branch frat-house in del boca vista?

 

[midwestyankee]

SO let me get this straight.....

Before I disappeared last month, this was like a fraternity/sorority house. I come back and find a retirement community?

Shit, does this mean I have to put on a velvet track suit and move to Boca Raton?

I was sorta picturing something like the setup in Cocoon, myself.

 

[Leah57]

Old Farts Frolic...LOL


Hi Leah! You doing okay?

Hey BG! Doin pretty good, actually! Thanks so much for asking!

 

[TBKahuna123]

I was sorta picturing something like the setup in Cocoon, myself.

So a pornographic spin off of Cocoon? What would we call that? Co-poon?

 

[Bluesboy2]

NIce to see this thread survived my extreme lack of internet connectivity for the last few weeks.

 

[bobsgirl]

NIce to see this thread survived my extreme lack of internet connectivity for the last few weeks.

I was thinking about you yesterday, BB. Did you go on your trip east yet?

 

[Bluesboy2]

I was thinking about you yesterday, BB. Did you go on your trip east yet?

No, we did drive to/from Chicago this weekend. My back is in agony. 40+ hours in the car over 4 days. So I will be laying down shortly for a while.

 

[bobsgirl]

No, we did drive to/from Chicago this weekend. My back is in agony. 40+ hours in the car over 4 days. So I will be laying down shortly for a while.

That's a pretty good distance to drive! And Chicago is so nice and balmy this time of year too...

I'm sorry you're hurting.

 

[Bluesboy2]

That's a pretty good distance to drive! And Chicago is so nice and balmy this time of year too...

I'm sorry you're hurting.

I was reminded why I hate cold and snow.

 

[sutherngent985]

Well I see that no ones posted here in awhile so I guess I will give it a try. Im almost to that touchy number in yrs...50...and looking back, wonder what Im here for. I mean I have 2 great kids, 2 ex wives and a job that seems like its going nowhere except the dumpster. Im looking for a lady friend...girl friend sounds kinda high schoolish...but no luck so far. I need to lose weight, still have most of my hair and all my teeth and while i have some health problems, Im doing ok I guess. PMs from ladies always welcome.

 

[widower69]

Happy Hunting

I'm in a similar boat. I am a widower looking for a girlfriend/lover. Like you I am heavy, got my hair, and old. I am new here so for now I am just wondering around. If you find a good fishing hole out here let me know where it is (after you've caught your limit )

 

[done_got_old]

to both widower69 and sutherngent985.....don't give up. There are a few people who really do look at what's on the inside......hell, I look at myself in the mirror sometimes and wonder who the hell is that ugly ol' broad!

 

[widower69]

Thanks

I'll Bet you beautiful. My wife always said she was getting old and not worth looking in the mirror at. Boy was she wrong Most beautiful woman I ever saw.
Again Thanks.

 

[M's girl]

I'll Bet you beautiful. My wife always said she was getting old and not worth looking in the mirror at. Boy was she wrong Most beautiful woman I ever saw.
Again Thanks.

That is soooo sweet

 

[widower69]

for only one

I am not such an ogar after all.

 

[sutherngent985]

to both widower69 and sutherngent985.....don't give up. There are a few people who really do look at what's on the inside......hell, I look at myself in the mirror sometimes and wonder who the hell is that ugly ol' broad!

Thanks Done, altho I cant imagine with your heart how anyone would think you're ugly. If they are only interested on whats on the outside then you dont need them around...I know I dont. Again thank you.

 

[EJFan]

i guess if i read this thread through for the fifth time and feel like it's all new i belong here, huh.