The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: ranking the scary things

[StillStunned]

Thanks for pointing out the spelling error. I fixed it.

No, I shouldn't have been so snarky about it. Who cares about typos in a thread like this? My only excuse is that I've spent 85 hours during the past week and a half doing nothing but editing and proofreading.

 

[MillieDynamite]

@StillStunned, I do, I'd have noticed it eventually. And then be pissed at myself. This way, I'm not pissed at me...You...well...not pissed at you either.

 

[MillieDynamite]

See, I fixed missed to pissed all on my own.

EDIT: fucking up big time today. Fixed another mistake.

 

[StillStunned]

See, if I fixed missed to pissed all on my own.

I knew what you meant. I'm fluent in Typo.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Big spiders are scary, yes... but spiders are generally chill and keep to themselves. I don't think they are beautiful at all (unless we're talking about a spider monster girl, a jumping spider, the pulp hero named The Spider, Jessica Drew, Gwen Stacy, Anya Corazón, or MayDay Parker), but my relationship with them is that: I won't squash you if you're only eating the mosquitos, but I won't be responsible for a gecko swallowing you whole. In fact, I'll cheer for the gecko.

Wasps and hornets on the other hand deserve the flamethrower.

Funny thing is, my favorite comic is Spider Girl, with my second favorite being a tie between Spider Man and Deadpool.

From least to most frightening

men
men with penises
men with penises and balls
men with penises and balls and inflated egos
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are rugging after me!
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are rugging after me who catch me!

Yeah, I can see how them rugging after you would be scary, scary and confusing.

*penises

Where do pedants with penises rank on your list?

You caught penisis but not rugging?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I fixed them both...

Funny thing is, my favorite comic is Spider Girl, with my second favorite being a tie between Spider Man and Deadpool.

Yeah, I can see how them rugging after you would be scary, scary and confusing.

You caught penisis but not rugging?

 

[anthrodisiac]

And a porpoise of nothing, my mind just went and thought: "Hang on, if we can have a boutique, why can't we have a bro-tique?"

Oh wanton God of plot-bunnies, I summon you!

"A porpoise of nothing" has made you my new favorite. Tell no one.

 

[Bamagan]

Going, gently or otherwise, into that good night alone.

 

[StillStunned]

Going, gently or otherwise, into that good night alone.

A new fear for me, entering middle age, is being on my death bed and needing to pee. How awful would that be? You just want to fade away, but your bladder won't let you.

 

[NuclearFairy]

A new fear for me, entering middle age, is being on my death bed and needing to pee. How awful would that be? You just want to fade away, but your bladder won't let you.

The bladder, the number 2 thing to drive people out of bed, number 1 being hungry demanding cats.

 

[old_prof]

A new fear for me, entering middle age, is being on my death bed and needing to pee. How awful would that be? You just want to fade away, but your bladder won't let you.

I'm counting on eventually not caring. When I'm ready to shuffle off this mortal coil, I don't care if I wet my pants first. That's the least of my worries.

 

[old_prof]

The bladder, the number 2 thing to drive people out of bed, number 1 being hungry demanding cats.

As my bladder has aged, it has passed the cats -- they only insist once a day (when I'm otherwise asleep, at least).

 

[StillStunned]

I'm counting on eventually not caring. When I'm ready to shuffle off this mortal coil, I don't care if I wet my pants first. That's the least of my worries.

Yeah, but the discomfort! Lying there and thinking, "But I just went!"

 

[dct10538]

From least to most frightening

men
men with penises
men with penises and balls
men with penises and balls and inflated egos
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me!
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me, who catch me!

Men are as predictable as the sunrise. Sometimes they're exact nature can be temporarily obscured by verbal clouds, but the truth eventually shines through.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yes, that's why I'm a lesbian.

Men are as predictable as the sunrise. Sometimes they're exact nature can be temporarily obscured by verbal clouds, but the truth eventually shines through.

 

[SmilingLez]

To be fair, the same can be said about women. Humans are humans.

 

[StillStunned]

Men are as predictable as the sunrise. Sometimes they're exact nature can be temporarily obscured by verbal clouds, but the truth eventually shines through.

People are people. Might as well say that women are predictable.

 

[dct10538]

Said, sure. True? No.

 

[crookedletter]

I might have predicted you would say that.

 

[MillieDynamite]

But, you didn't.

I might have predicted you would say that.

 

[StillStunned]

New fear: seeing my lighthearted thread devolve into a bitter war of the sexes.

 

[SmilingLez]

From least to most frightening

men
men with penises
men with penises and balls
men with penises and balls and inflated egos
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me!
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me, who catch me!

Females can be angry narcissistic pathological predators too

 

[dct10538]

War? Consider me a conscientious objector. I find solace in predictability. I rely on it.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Roommate: Huh, did you know brains taste like liver?

Me: Well, there goes that plan.

Roommate: What plan?

Me: To just chill out and join the zombies in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Having to eat something that tastes like liver just ain't worth it.

 

[crookedletter]

Roommate: Huh, did you know brains taste like liver?

I'd like to know what precedes this initial Huh.