The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: ranking the scary things

Thanks for pointing out the spelling error. I fixed it.
No, I shouldn't have been so snarky about it. Who cares about typos in a thread like this? My only excuse is that I've spent 85 hours during the past week and a half doing nothing but editing and proofreading.
 
Big spiders are scary, yes... but spiders are generally chill and keep to themselves. I don't think they are beautiful at all (unless we're talking about a spider monster girl, a jumping spider, the pulp hero named The Spider, Jessica Drew, Gwen Stacy, Anya Corazón, or MayDay Parker), but my relationship with them is that: I won't squash you if you're only eating the mosquitos, but I won't be responsible for a gecko swallowing you whole. In fact, I'll cheer for the gecko.

Wasps and hornets on the other hand deserve the flamethrower.
Funny thing is, my favorite comic is Spider Girl, with my second favorite being a tie between Spider Man and Deadpool.
From least to most frightening

men
men with penises
men with penises and balls
men with penises and balls and inflated egos
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are rugging after me!
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are rugging after me who catch me!
Yeah, I can see how them rugging after you would be scary, scary and confusing.
*penises

Where do pedants with penises rank on your list?
You caught penisis but not rugging? :p
 
A new fear for me, entering middle age, is being on my death bed and needing to pee. How awful would that be? You just want to fade away, but your bladder won't let you.
I'm counting on eventually not caring. When I'm ready to shuffle off this mortal coil, I don't care if I wet my pants first. That's the least of my worries.
 
From least to most frightening

men
men with penises
men with penises and balls
men with penises and balls and inflated egos
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me!
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me, who catch me!
Men are as predictable as the sunrise. Sometimes they're exact nature can be temporarily obscured by verbal clouds, but the truth eventually shines through.
 
From least to most frightening

men
men with penises
men with penises and balls
men with penises and balls and inflated egos
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns
men with penises and balls and inflated egos with temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me!
men with erect penises and bouncing balls with inflated egos and temper issues who are narcissistic carying knives or guns, who are running after me, who catch me!


Females can be angry narcissistic pathological predators too
 
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