The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: ranking the scary things

[Statius]

I'd like to know what precedes this initial Huh.

But do you? Not sure I do. Some things are better left unknown

 

[NuclearFairy]

I'd like to know what precedes this initial Huh.

Doom scrolling.

 

[crookedletter]

But do you? Not sure I do. Some things are better left unknown

Unfortunately, I always want to know.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Why, yes, yes, sirree, I can do that with the best of them. Not the narcissistic thing, but other, yeah, that fits me.

Females can be angry narcissistic pathological predators too

 

[KittyOfSteele]

New fear: seeing my lighthearted thread devolve into a bitter war of the sexes.

Don't worry, my little @StillStunned cat fellow, we cats don't care about these bickering humans have like dogs barking at each other on the street.

Now, have you seen the red dot?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Don't worry, my little @StillStunned cat fellow, we cats don't care about these bickering humans have like dogs barking at each other on the street.

Now, have you seen the red dot?

The one between my eyes? It's been there for a couple minutes as I stare out the window and try to figure out where it's coming from.

 

[Statius]

The one between my eyes? It's been there for a couple minutes as I stare out the window and try to figure out where it's coming from.

You should probably take cover

I almost said 'duck' but @NuclearFairy told me they are rather rapey, so that's a no.

 

[anthrodisiac]

You should probably take cover

I almost said 'duck' but @NuclearFairy told me they are rather rapey, so that's a no.

Could be a female duck?

*BAM*



Polar bears have GUNS now????

 

[Statius]

Could be a female duck?

*BAM*



Polar bears have GUNS now????

That's frightening! Probably justified, but still scary

 

[anthrodisiac]

That's frightening! Probably justified, but still scary

What better thread to talk about scary things than when the topic is ranking scary things?

This one just shot up the list, real dark horse. Didn't see that coming...

 

[Statius]

What better thread to talk about scary things than when the topic is ranking scary things?

This one just shot up the list, real dark horse. Didn't see that coming...

Polar bears with guns is, well, Syfi worthy, like sharktoctopus worthy... Not Sharknado worthy, but close

 

[anthrodisiac]

Polar bears with guns is, well, Syfi worthy, like sharktoctopus worthy... Not Sharknado worthy, but close

"Excuse me, polar bear with a 12-guage pointed at my head? Yeah, this Statius doofus said you're as real as sharktopus. Uh-huh, uh-huh. No, I totally agree, very rude. Why don't you go find some centipedes and pay this Statius a visit? Me? Nooooo. I wouldn't DREAM of going anywhere. Yep. I'll stay right here. You betcha. Totally won't make a run for it the second you're out of sight."

 

[NuclearFairy]

Polar bears with guns is, well, Syfi worthy, like sharktoctopus worthy... Not Sharknado worthy, but close

Sharknado outranks sharktoctopus?

 

[Statius]

I didn't say both... Jeez... Besides, I got a heeler, he'd take on a polar bear (not saying he'd win) but the centipede? He'd be hiding

 

[Statius]

Sharknado outranks sharktoctopus?

Psst... Here's a secret. I never saw sharktoctopus.. don't tell Anthro though.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Psst... Here's a secret. I never saw sharktoctopus.. don't tell Anthro though.

That's fine if you never saw whatever this Sharktoctopus thing was. But you of course saw Sharktopus, right?

 

[Statius]

"Excuse me, polar bear with a 12-guage pointed at my head? Yeah, this Statius doofus said you're as real as sharktopus. Uh-huh, uh-huh. No, I totally agree, very rude. Why don't you go find some centipedes and pay this Statius a visit? Me? Nooooo. I wouldn't DREAM of going anywhere. Yep. I'll stay right here. You betcha. Totally won't make a run for it the second you're out of sight."

Oh one last thing... send that bear after Statius, he's been dead for around 2k yrs, all good. Okay, for real.

Peace

 

[Statius]

That's fine if you never saw whatever this Sharktoctopus thing was. But you of course saw Sharktopus, right?

Oh yeah...
Wait.

Nope

 

[NuclearFairy]

XD I've never seen either of them.

But sharktopus sounds like it'd make for a better story.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Oh yeah...
Wait.

Nope

XD I've never seen either of them.

But sharktopus sounds like it'd make for a better story.

I wrote Sharktopus!!!!! You ingrates!!!!! It got snubbed at the Oscar's, sure, but you just wait for Sharktopus 8: Tentapalooza!

You'll see. You'll all see!

 

[NuclearFairy]

I wrote Sharktopus!!!!! You ingrates!!!!! It got snubbed at the Oscar's, sure, but you just wait for Sharktopus 8: Tentapalooza!

You'll see. You'll all see!

Is that the one with the arms race?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

...

There's a homebrew D&D race for 5e called the Bearkin, and one of the subraces is Polar.

It's just anthro bears, though one player in my table played a Black Bearkin Barbarian more like a Bear with 7 of INT that got Awaken casted upon rather than an actual Bearkin. I loved to burn his brain with obvious nonsense with my Cleric.

E: To add things to injury, he hacked the game and somehow ended with 21 Unarmored Defense AC at Level 4.

 

[anthrodisiac]

...

There's a homebrew D&D race for 5e called the Bearkin, and one of the subraces is Polar.

It's just anthro bears, though one player in my table played a Black Bearkin Barbarian more like a Bear with 7 of INT that got Awaken casted upon rather than an actual Bearkin. I loved to burn his brain with obvious nonsense with my Cleric.

I regret to inform you that I understood every single word of that.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Is that the one with the arms race?

You get a reaction, plus this:

 

[NuclearFairy]

...

There's a homebrew D&D race for 5e called the Bearkin, and one of the subraces is Polar.

It's just anthro bears, though one player in my table played a Black Bearkin Barbarian more like a Bear with 7 of INT that got Awaken casted upon rather than an actual Bearkin. I loved to burn his brain with obvious nonsense with my Cleric.

Sounds about as bad as the pixie in my campaign who keeps trying to make wisdom based skill checks. Prolly as hilarious too.