SassySheDevil
Moody Roller Coaster
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2006
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But have you really tried?There's a reason I can't save much up. I can't fit many coins under my foreskin.
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But have you really tried?There's a reason I can't save much up. I can't fit many coins under my foreskin.
Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...But have you really tried?
Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...
I hope Barbie was dressed for the occasion with a bright pink helmetEr... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...
Or he could say he made too large a withdrawal from my coin bankWell . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"
I'll pass. I get enough funny looks from people as it is.Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"
Haha. Totally naked Barbie as far as I remember...
Please make sure to share the newspaper when this story comes out.Or he could say he made too large a withdrawal from my coin bank
For me it was never a thing. Some people like you some don't and there may be other factors. I have heard guys complain but I tune it out. I did have a problem one time with a young lady that stalked me but that faded away.How's it with offline then?
People who are unable to concentrate on one tiny thing at a time
OK boomer.A (usually older) bloke referring to a (usually younger) woman as "my dear"...
Well, aren't you delectable my dear?OK boomer.
No gum, no cumGilf not removing dentures before a beej. Ick!
Some of us had a GB phase, though"I mostly just post in the GB and Politics forums."
U OK hun?This might seem minor or trite, but nothing (at this current moment) is more ick than seeing a post where
"U get more relaxed after U cum..blah blah blah."
Spell out the damn word, for Pete's sake.