The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Rainblow]

It was 73 degrees today. This never happens here at this time of the year.

20°C here but calling for heavy rain between 4pm and 9pm, just in time for trick or treating.
It's really been a beautiful autumn, the trees are gorgeous, the weather has been tolerable, now if the snow will hold off for 6 more weeks I'll be ready for winter.

 

[Plasmaball]

How do you tell a woman she has nose hair and not get screamed at?

 

[Rainblow]

I entered a CBC short story contest an hour before the deadline today. I wasn't going to but first prize is two weeks at a writer's retreat in Banff and I could certainly use a vacation.

 

[Rainblow]

How do you tell a woman she has nose hair and not get screamed at?

Very carefully.
That one's easy. You tell her she has a nose hair sticking out and you would rather say something than let her go out in public with it. Then you look like a concerned friend rather than an asshole. Don't say she has nose "hairs" she'll figure that out herself. Pisses me off if I leave the house with spinach on my teeth and nobody says anything.
Or go the 'did you see so and so? She has all kinds of nose hairs' route and hope she checks hers for hair.

 

[Plasmaball]

Very carefully.
That one's easy. You tell her she has a nose hair sticking out and you would rather say something than let her go out in public with it. Then you look like a concerned friend rather than an asshole. Don't say she has nose "hairs" she'll figure that out herself. Pisses me off if I leave the house with spinach on my teeth and nobody says anything.
Or go the 'did you see so and so? She has all kinds of nose hairs' route and hope she checks hers for hair.

Hmmmmm ill have to find the right time

 

[FataMorgana]

How do you tell a woman she has nose hair and not get screamed at?

Point at the sky and scream WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? then quicksharp yank it out with a tweezers.

 

[pink]

Hmmmmm ill have to find the right time

Oh lord, now I need to go look.

 

[TwinkleStars]

How do you tell a woman she has nose hair and not get screamed at?

If you are a man, say NOTHING!!! If you're a woman, discreetly tell her. Preferably as soon as possible.

 

[silver gurl]

I entered a CBC short story contest an hour before the deadline today. I wasn't going to but first prize is two weeks at a writer's retreat in Banff and I could certainly use a vacation.

Can I come?

 

[silver gurl]

77° here. Thirteen years ago we got a foot on Halloween. This evening we might be in shorts.

75 degrees up here. It’s the warmest Halloween that I have experienced since living in Quebec.

 

[Plasmaball]

If you are a man, say NOTHING!!! If you're a woman, discreetly tell her. Preferably as soon as possible.

I'm a man. So yeah. Um...what about telling her friend to tell her?

 

[thør]

Snowy Halloween here.

Plus, morons who can't drive in the snow are stuck on the hill on the way home. I went around the hill and didn't slip a tire.

 

[pink]

I'm a man. So yeah. Um...what about telling her friend to tell her?

Now coming from a female friend might be ok.

 

[Plasmaball]

Now coming from a female friend might be ok.

Yeah but I'm not sure how her friend would react.

 

[thør]

Only an hour and a quarter to clear the driveway. Still snowing.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm a man. So yeah. Um...what about telling her friend to tell her?

That could be a sticky situation.

 

[pink]

Yeah but I'm not sure how her friend would react.

Just let her know that coming from you it might hurt your wife's feelings.

Ok, yeah I see your point.

 

[Plasmaball]

Just let her know that coming from you it might hurt your wife's feelings.

Ok, yeah I see your point.

That could be a sticky situation.

Think I'll just let it slide for now. Sit on it for awhile. Thank you

 

[thør]

A twirled nose hair mustache could be a thing.

 

[ryan8558]

A twirled nose hair mustache could be a thing.

just no..

 

[thør]

just no..

Could match with twirled ear hair points!

 

[butters]

just saw a design for a mug that was really nice... it has a 3-D design on it that appears as a row of shelves filled with books (3 different designs available!!!) behind a broken-through wall and the discounts could 'disappear at any time!!!'

i thought it was cute enough to take a look but there's no way i'm spending this on it... what a freakin' rip-off! that's just obscene, even at the discounted price. It's just a mug with a 3-D transfer when all's said and done. ffs.

 

[juttjaw]

Yeah but I'm not sure how her friend would react.

I'd just tell her. I mean Jesus, she's your wife. For the love of god, you've had her pubes stuck in your mouth before. Telling her she has a nose hair should be a no problem.

 

[Plasmaball]

I'd just tell her. I mean Jesus, she's your wife. For the love of god, you've had her pubes stuck in your mouth before. Telling her she has a nose hair should be a no problem.

I don't have pubes...gross

 

[juttjaw]

I don't have pubes...gross

Well then..