The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[thør]

Same here.
Today we got some snow though! About 4-5 inches.

There's a pile of snow at the cabin now. And it came wet and deep. Won't be decent for anything until it settles. Just a skiff of snow at home, enough to brighten up the darkness.

 

[phantom4533]

How about some alliteration. I dunno about you guys but I think The Gulf of Gonorrhea sounds quite good.

Is that the one off Mar-a-Lago?

 

[Lorilei]

Is that the one off Mar-a-Lago?

It's the swimming pool.

 

[HarryHill]

I re-read the letter. (It was late last evening for my first read) Quite the moral builder. And a stupid move if you're an employee.

Federal jobs are the best.

 

[HarryHill]

How about some alliteration. I dunno about you guys but I think The Gulf of Gonorrhea sounds quite good.

That would explain why Florida is shaped like a penis

 

[thør]

Federal jobs are the best.

I can't agree with you.

 

[TwinkleStars]

The US is doomed.

 

[phantom4533]

I wonder how long it will take for the Cheeto to discover his combover no longer hides his baldness.

 

[thør]

There will be no tariffs on importing blonde hair for extensions.

 

[thør]

you are buying

Not me, but they would be shipped to Mar-a-Lago...

 

[ryan8558]

Well, the buyer is going to be paying the 100% tariff so look at all that extra money coming into our coffers.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Have you tried the ICE Deportation Tip online form yet?

If you know anyone who’s here in the US under false pretenses… you should Report them.
https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form

 

[TwinkleStars]

Medical-grade honey.
I imagine you have to find a bee hive with bees wearing little white coats and teeny tiny stethoscopes. Little bee nurses and doctors buzzing around checking to make sure they are giving their best quality in medical grade honey.

 

[HarryHill]

Our bees are totally naked.

 

[silver gurl]

There's a pile of snow at the cabin now. And it came wet and deep. Won't be decent for anything until it settles. Just a skiff of snow at home, enough to brighten up the darkness.

They opened the trails today.

 

[thør]

They opened the trails today.

Trail to friend's cabin....... Not pretty.

 

[girlsmiley]

How much harm can a man do in four years though? She said from Australia

 

[girlsmiley]

What I don’t fully understand is how people still expect the guy to calm people down and stick to facts. He’s never done that. Like, ever. Arguing is pointless. He’s in power now and he’s got 4 years and who’s to say how long he lives. I don’t know. But he’s not a young man. Ride it out. You thought you were in heaven and now you’re living in hell. Just let it all burn, and then… and then rise like a fucking phoenix from the ashes. Or an eagle or whatever. Be Americans, man. Take it easy

 

[phantom4533]

There will be no tariffs on importing blonde hair for extensions.

I honestly think that he chooses his press secretaries because they have long, blonde hair. He’s harvesting strands that are then woven into his thinning patch.

 

[thør]

. Take it easy

The beer fest is tomorrow.

 

[thør]

It’s not a buyout. It’s a delayed-I-quit deal. And it’s a Musk idea.

Seems like a buy-out to me.

 

[HarryHill]

I have cancer

 

[thør]

I have cancer

That fucking sucks.

 

[pink]

How much harm can a man do in four years though? She said from Australia

Oh gowd, don't say that!!!!!! He can fuck up our entire civilization.

 

[pink]

What I don’t fully understand is how people still expect the guy to calm people down and stick to facts. He’s never done that. Like, ever. Arguing is pointless. He’s in power now and he’s got 4 years and who’s to say how long he lives. I don’t know. But he’s not a young man. Ride it out. You thought you were in heaven and now you’re living in hell. Just let it all burn, and then… and then rise like a fucking phoenix from the ashes. Or an eagle or whatever. Be Americans, man. Take it easy

Yeah ride it out, she said. Look at what Hitler did.